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==Standard dialogue==
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* {{topt|Dialogue 1}}
** '''Player:''' Hello.
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Ah, good day to you [milady/sirrah]! Your face is unfamiliar, did you perhaps join us aboard the ship at Lunar Isle?
** '''Player:''' No, Lokar offered me a lift in Rellekka actually.
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Oh, really? You don't look like a Fremennik to me!
** '''Player:''' Well... I kind of am, and I kind of aren't. It's a long story.
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Sorry I don't have time to hear it then! See you around young fremennik-who-is-not-really-a-fremennik!
** '''Player:''' 'Bye.
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* {{topt|Dialogue 2}}
** '''Player:''' Hello.
** '''Player:''' Aren't you a little short for a pirate?
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' My mother was a gnome. Apparently it was a very painful birth.
** '''Player:''' More info than I wanted, thanks!
** {{tact|end}}
* {{topt|Dialogue 3}}
** '''Player:''' Hello.
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' ARGH! SOUND THE ALARM! STOWAWAY ON BOARD! STOWAWAY ON BOARD!
** '''Player:''' No! I'm not a stowaway! Honest! I was invited here!
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Oh, sorry, my mistake then. 
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' You must admit you do look a lot like a stowaway though.
** '''Player:''' Why, what do they usually look like?
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Erm... I've never actually met one...
** '''Player:''' Okay then...
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* {{topt|Dialogue 4}}
** '''Player:''' Hello.
** '''Player:''' Brrrr! Its cold up here!
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' You think this is cold? Up by Acheron it gets so cold that when you talk you see the words freeze in the air in front of you!
** '''Player:''' REALLY?
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Nah, not really. I was exaggerating for humourous effect. It is very very cold though!
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* {{topt|Dialogue 5}}
** '''Player:''' Hello.
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Hello.
** '''Player:''' So... You're a pirate, huh?
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' It's what it says on my pay-packet at the end of the month.
** '''Player:''' How's that working out for you?
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Pretty good so far. All the grog and loot that we can plunder, plus full medical including dental.
** '''Player:''' You mean you have insurance?
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Not as such. If any of us get sick we kidnap a doctor and don't let him go until we're better.
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' You'd be surprised what an incentive for expert health care that is.
** '''Player:''' I can imagine.
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* {{topt|Dialogue 6}}
** '''Player:''' Hello.
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Hello there. So what brings you aboard the Lady Zay?
** '''Player:''' Well, I was planning on visiting the Moon Clan, but I have to say your ship is very impressive.
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Aye, she's a beauty alright! The Lady Zay has been my home for many hard months, through storm and sun, and she always gets us to here we were headed!
** '''Player:''' Yes, she's certainly one of the finest boats I've seen on my travels!
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' That she is [lad/lass], that she is.
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* {{topt|Dialogue 7}}
** '''Player:''' Hello.
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Hello to you too.
** '''Player:''' Yar! We be pirates, yar! Avast, ye scurvy land-lubbing lychee!
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Please don't talk like that, it is extremely irritating.
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Also, please don't call me a lychee, whatever that may be.
** '''Player:''' Oh. Okay. Sorry.
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* {{topt|Dialogue 8}}
** '''Player:''' Hello.
** '''Player:''' So how's life as a pirate?
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' What kind of question is that? How's life as a... I dunno. Whatever it is that you do for a living.
** '''Player:''' I'm a freelance troubleshooter.
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' What does that entail then?
** '''Player:''' Mostly killing things for money and delivering items around the planet for people.
** '''Player:''' I collect stuff.
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' So how's that life?
** '''Player:''' Can't complain, can't complain...
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Well, there you go.
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* {{topt|Dialogue 9}}
** '''Player:''' Hello.
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Sorry, can't stop, the Captain will have my guts for garters if he catches me slacking off talking to the stowaway.
** '''Player:''' I'm not a stowaway! I was invited aboard!
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Yeah, whatever [guy/lady], it doesn't really matter who you are I'll get in trouble!
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* {{topt|Dialogue 10}}
** '''Player:''' Hello.
** '''Player:''' You know, I've always wondered what life as a pirate actually entails.
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Well, at the moment it mostly involves being asked random questions by a stowaway.
** '''Player:''' I'm not a stowaway! I was invited aboard! By Lokar! Ask him!
** ''' 'Beedy-eye' Jones:''' Hey, whatever [love/pal]. Just make sure the captain doesn't catch you, pirates don't like stowaways much.
** {{tact|end}}