View source for Transcript:Recipe for Disaster/Freeing Sir Amik Varze

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==Starting out==
===Inspecting Sir Amik Varze===
* '''Aris:''' To protect this noble knight from the magic of the culinaromancer, you will have to give him a creme brulee.
* '''Aris:''' Not just any creme brulee mind you, but a creme brulee supreme!
* '''Player:''' Well that doesn't sound too hard. What's so supreme about a creme brulee supreme?
* '''Aris:''' Are you going to constantly ask me questions?
* '''Aris:''' I am a fortune-teller, not a cook, and again I would suggest you speak to the cook next door who will be much more helpful on such culinary matters.
* '''Aris:''' Although I happen to know that one of the ingredients is the egg of the evil chicken.
* '''Player:''' The evil chicken? Great. He only ever seems to show up when I don't want him to.
* '''Aris:''' I believe the wise old man in Draynor has studied the Evil Chicken.
* '''Aris:''' I would suggest you speak to him to get you on the right track. And tell him Bubbykins says hi.
* '''Player:''' Er... Bubbykins?
* '''Aris:''' That is not important right now. Go! Protect Sir Amik from the magic that threatens his life, my spell will only hold so long!
* '''Player:''' Just give me 5 minutes and I'll be back!
* {{tact|end}}

===Inspecting Sir Amik Varze again===
* '''Player:''' Could you give me that recipe again, please?
* '''Aris:''' Certainly, forgetful hero.
* '''Aris:''' To protect this noble knight from the magic of the culinaromancer, you will have to give him a creme brulee.
* '''Player:''' Well that doesn't sound too hard. What's so supreme about a creme brulee supreme?
* '''Aris:''' Are you going to constantly ask me questions?
* '''Aris:''' I am a fortune-teller, not a cook, and again I would suggest you speak to the cook next door who will be much more helpful on such culinary matters.
* '''Player:''' The evil chicken? Great. He only ever seems to show up when I don't want him to.
* '''Aris:''' I believe the wise old man in Draynor has studied the Evil Chicken.
* '''Aris:''' I would suggest you speak to him to get you on the right track. And tell him Bubbykins says hi.
* '''Player:''' Er... Bubbykins?
* '''Aris:''' That is not important right now. Go! Protect Sir Amik from the magic that threatens his life, my spell will only hold so long!
* '''Player:''' Just give me 5 minutes and I'll be back!
* {{tact|end}}

===Talking to the Cook===
* '''Player:''' Can we talk about what happened in the dining room?
* '''Cook:''' Wow! You were incredible! The way you defeated the Culinaromancer, you made it seem so easy!
* '''Player:''' So... I don't suppose you can remember exactly how I defeated him can you?
* '''Cook:''' Of course! Which bit can't you remember doing?
* {{tselect|Select an Option}}
* {{topt|quest=No|Protecting the Dwarf}}
* {{topt|quest=No|Protecting the Goblins}}
* {{topt|quest=No|Protecting the Pirate}}
* {{topt|More...}}
** {{tselect|Select an Option}}
** {{topt|quest=No|Previous...}}
** {{topt|quest=No|Protecting the Lumbridge Guide}}
** {{topt|quest=No|Protecting Evil Dave}}
** {{topt|quest=No|Protecting the Ogre}}
** {{topt|More...}}
*** {{tselect|Select an Option}}
*** {{topt|quest=No|Previous...}}
*** {{topt|Protecting Sir Amik Varze}}
**** '''Player:''' That white knight... Sir Amik Varze... I can't quite remember how I saved him...
**** '''Player:''' but it was something to do with creme brulee supreme...
**** '''Cook:''' Ah yes! Why, I was so impressed with that recipe you created that I memorised it!
**** '''Player:''' Ah, you did, did you? I don't suppose you could refresh my memory about that?
**** '''Cook:''' But of course! It was an unusual dish, an unusual dish indeed! First you blend together, in a pot, some milk and some cream. Then add cornflour to the mixture.
**** '''Player:''' Cornflour? How do I... er, how DID I make that then?
**** '''Cook:''' Oh, you told me you used sweetcorn in a mill!
**** '''Player:''' Really? Weird. Okay, what did I do then?
**** '''Cook:''' Then you travelled to the Kharazi Jungle and searched the plants there until you found a vanilla stick, which was then added to the mixture.
**** '''Cook:''' After that you told me that you sought out and killed the fearsome Evil Chicken, to get one of his eggs, which was then mixed with the other ingredients.
**** '''Cook:''' Finally you made some cinnamon by grinding the branch of a Dramen Tree and sprinkled it on top of the creme brulee.
**** '''Player:''' Sounds easy enough so far. Er, I mean it was easy enough up to that point.
**** '''Cook:''' Yes, but then came the impressive part!
**** '''Cook:''' Apparently, a creme brulee supreme needs to be flambed at exactly the right temperature, and the only fire that is hot enough to do this is the breath of a dragon. Luckily, while killing black dragons near the Evil
**** '''Cook:''' Chicken's lair, you came across a method of forcing a dragon to your will so that it would complete the dish, which you then used to protect Sir Amik!
**** '''Player:''' I definitely said that I had to kill some black dragons to do that?
**** '''Cook:''' Oh yes. You were quite adamant about it. Specifically black dragons. Specifically near the Evil Chicken's lair.
**** '''Player:''' Oh yeah... I remember now...
**** '''Cook:''' Did you want a reminder on any other of your brave exploits?
**** {{tselect|Select an Option}}
**** {{topt|quest=No|Protecting the Dwarf}}
**** {{topt|quest=No|Protecting the Goblins}}
**** {{topt|quest=No|Protecting the Pirate}}
**** {{topt|quest=No|More...}}
*** {{topt|quest=No|Protecting the Monkey}}
*** {{topt|quest=No|Defeating the Culinaromancer}}

==Karamja Jungle==
===Searching the vanilla plant===
* {{mes|You search through the leaves of the vanilla plant.}}
* {{tcond|If the player has no inventory space:}}
** {{mes|You need to make some space in your inventory to do that.}}
** {{tact|end}}
* {{mes|You pick a vanilla pod.}}
* {{tact|end}}

==Finding the lair==
===Talking to the Wise Old Man===
* '''Wise Old Man:''' Greetings, [player name].
* {{tcond|If this is the first time ever talking to the Wise Old Man:}}
** '''Player:''' So you're a wise old man, huh?
** '''Wise Old Man:''' Less of the 'old' man, if you please!
** '''Wise Old Man:''' But yes, I suppose you could say that. I prefer to think of myself as a sage.
** '''Player:''' So what's a sage doing here?
** '''Wise Old Man:''' I've spent most of my life studying this world in which we live. I've strode through the depths of the deadliest dungeons, roamed the murky jungles of Karamja, meditated on the glories of Saradomin on Entrana,
** '''Wise Old Man:''' and read dusty tomes in the Library of Varrock.
** '''Wise Old Man:''' Now I'm not as young as I used to be, I'm settling here where it's peaceful.
** '''Wise Old Man:''' It's a pity about that vampyre that keeps attacking the village. At least Saradomin protects me.
** '''Player:''' That's quite an exciting life you've had.
** '''Wise Old Man:''' Exciting? Yes, I suppose so.
** '''Wise Old Man:''' Now I'm here, perhaps I could offer you the benefit of my experience and wisdom?
** '''Player:''' Thanks! So how can you help me?
** '''Wise Old Man:''' Well, I imagine you've gathered up quite a lot of stuff on your travels. Things you used for quests a long time ago that you don't need now.
** '''Wise Old Man:''' If you like, I can look through your bank and see if there's anything you can chuck away.
** '''Wise Old Man:''' Alternatively, you can bring items here and show them to me. If I see that it's something you don't need, I'll let you know. I might even be willing to buy it.
** '''Player:''' So you'll help me clear junk out of my bank?
** '''Wise Old Man:''' Yes, that's right. Or I'd be happy to chat with you about the wonders of this world!
** {{tselect|What would you like to say?}}
** {{topt|quest=No|Could I have some free stuff, please?}}
** {{topt|I'd just like to ask you something.}}
*** {{tact|below}}
** {{topt|quest=No|Is there anything I can do for you?}}
** {{topt|quest=No|Could you check my items for junk, please?}}
** {{topt|quest=No|Thanks, maybe some other time.}}
* {{tselect|What would you like to say?}}
* {{topt|quest=No|Could I have some free stuff, please?}}
* {{topt|I'd just like to ask you something.}}
** '''Player:''' I'd just like to ask you something.
** '''Wise Old Man:''' Please do!
** {{tselect|Pick a topic}}
** {{topt|quest=No|Distant lands}}
** {{topt|Strange beasts}}
*** {{tselect|Pick a topic}}
*** {{topt|quest=No|Biggest & Baddest}}
*** {{topt|quest=No|Poison and how to survive it}}
*** {{topt|quest=No|Wealth through slaughter}}
*** {{topt|quest=No|Random events}}
*** {{topt|The Evil Chicken}}
**** '''Player:''' Could you tell me about the Evil Chicken, please?
**** '''Wise Old Man:''' The Evil Chicken! Many are the myths and legends surrounding this foul bird. Some say that it is the result of a mad mage's attempt to summon a demon, others say that it was once a
**** '''Wise Old Man:''' normal chicken that realised how limited its farmyard life was. It threw off its chains and attempted to unite the other chickens in revenge against their human captors.
**** '''Wise Old Man:''' When that failed the Evil Chicken grew angry with its brethren and swore to kill any human or chicken that it ever encountered again!
**** '''Wise Old Man:''' It is whispered that there is a coven of witches that meet, on the night of the full moon in the fabled fairy kingdom, to worship this bird and that they can summon it to do their twisted will!
**** '''Player:''' Right, so if you were looking for the chicken where would you go?
**** '''Wise Old Man:''' I would start in the lands of the fairies, possibly there is some truth in the rumours of summoning the chicken there. Actually, I've done further research, it may be around
**** '''Wise Old Man:''' here somewhere, if you're really thinking of going there you should be extremely careful, it's claimed that the chicken has forced some very powerful creatures to guard his lair.
**** '''Wise Old Man:''' Is there anything else you'd like to ask?
**** {{tselect|What would you like to say?}}
**** {{topt|Yes please.}}
***** '''Player:''' Yes please.
***** {{tselect|Pick a topic}}
***** {{topt|quest=No|Distant lands}}
***** {{topt|quest=No|Strange beasts}}
***** {{topt|quest=No|Days gone by}}
***** {{topt|quest=No|Gods and demons}}
***** {{topt|quest=No|Your hat!}}
**** {{topt|Thanks, maybe some other time.}}
***** '''Player:''' Thanks, maybe some other time.
***** '''Wise Old Man:''' As you wish. Farewell, [player name].
***** {{tact|end}}
** {{topt|quest=No|Days gone by}}
** {{topt|quest=No|Gods and demons}}
** {{topt|quest=No|Your hat!}}
* {{topt|quest=No|Is there anything I can do for you?}}
* {{topt|quest=No|Could you check my items for junk, please?}}
* {{topt|quest=No|Thanks, maybe some other time.}}

===Using an egg on the Chicken Shrine in Zanaris===
* {{mes|Nice idea, but nothing interesting happens.}}
* {{tact|end}}

===Searching Evil Chicken's nest after losing the egg===
* {{mes|You take an egg from the Evil Chicken's nest.}}{{^|Falls to floor with full inventory}}
* {{tact|end}}

===Rubbing Dragon token while not in Zanaris or Lumbridge===
* {{mes|The dragon's token doesn't seem to work here. Try it in Lumbridge town or Zanaris.}}
* {{tact|end}}

===Rubbing Dragon token while in Zanaris or Lumbridge===
* {{tbox|The world begins to fade...}}
* '''Player:''' What happened? I rubbed that coin and everything went black!
* '''K'klik:''' Who are you? You're not the hero I gave my token to!
* '''K'klik:''' How did you get that coin you used to summon me?
* '''Player:''' I took it from the dead body of a black dragon.
* '''Player:''' I didn't realise what it would do if I rubbed it.
* '''Player:''' Who, or what, are you anyway?
* '''K'klik:''' My name is K'klik. I am a Fairy Dragon.
* '''K'klik:''' One of the last surviving members of my race, I fear.
* '''K'klik:''' Enough of that: you summoned me, so how can I help?
* '''Player:''' I'm afraid I don't understand.
* '''K'klik:''' The person who holds my token can summon me by rubbing it.
* '''K'klik:''' They then have the right to request one thing of me before returning my token.
* '''Player:''' So I can ask one thing of you?
* '''K'klik:''' That's right. What do you want?
* {{tselect|What will you ask for?}}
* {{topt|cond=If the player is holding the brulee:|Please flambe this creme brulee for me.}}
** '''Player:''' Please flambe this creme brulee for me.
** '''K'klik:''' Sure, that's easy.
** {{tcond|If the player is not wearing ice gloves:}}
*** '''K'klik:''' I think you need to wear some sort of protective gloves, otherwise I'll flambé your arm.
*** {{tselect|Select an Option}}
*** {{topt|Go ahead, I'll be fine.}}
**** '''Player:''' Go ahead, I'll be fine.
**** '''K'klik:''' Okay, if you're sure.
**** {{tcond|If the player is wearing an anti-dragon shield:}}
***** {{mes|Your shield absorbs most of the dragon fire!}}
**** {{mes|The dragon's token has vanished from your backpack.}}
**** {{tact|end}}
*** {{topt|What gloves do you have in mind?}}
**** '''Player:''' What gloves do you have in mind?
**** '''K'klik:''' A pair of ice gloves should do the trick.
**** {{tselect|Select an Option}}
**** {{topt|Go ahead, I'll be fine.}}
***** {{tact|above}}
**** {{topt|I'll go fetch them then.}}
***** '''Player:''' I'll go fetch them then.
***** {{tact|end}}
** {{tact|end}}
* {{topt|Could I just keep your token for when I really need it, please?}}
** '''Player:''' Could I just keep your token for when I really need it, please?
** '''K'klik:''' I suppose that seems fair. Alright, just call me when you need me.
** {{tact|end}}
* {{topt|Can I wish for some xp?}}
** '''Player:''' Can I wish for some xp?
** '''K'klik:''' Sorry, can't help. You'll have to ask the genie for that.
** {{tact|previous}}
* {{topt|I'd like a horse, please.}}
** '''Player:''' I'd like a horse, please.
** '''K'klik:''' No horses in Gielinor. Try again.
** {{tact|previous}}

==Assembling the brulee==
===Using milk with a pot of cream===
* {{mes|You mix the pot of cream and the milk together.}}
* {{tact|end}}

===Using cournflour on milky mimx===
* {{mes|You mix the cornflour into the milk and cream mixture.}}
* {{tact|end}}

===Using vanilla pod cornflour mixture===
* {{mes|You add the vanilla pod to the brulee mixture.}}
* {{tact|end}}

===Using evil egg on brulee===
* {{mes|You mix in the Evil Chicken's egg.}}
* {{tact|end}}

===Using pestle and mortar ono dramen branch===
* {{mes|You grind the branch into powder.}}
* {{tact|end}}

===Using cinnamon on brulee===
* {{mes|You sprinkle cinnamon on top of the brulee mixture. Now it just needs flambeing.}}
* {{tact|end}}

===Emptying the brulee===
* {{tselect|Are you sure you want to empty that pot?}}
* {{topt|Yes}}
** {{mes|You empty the contents of the pot onto the floor.}}
* {{topt|No}}
** {{tact|end}}

==Finishing up==
===Using the brulee supreme on Sir Amik Varze===
* {{mes|Congratulations, you have saved Sir Amik Varze.}}
* {{qact|Congratulations! Quest complete!}}
* {{tact|(Continues with Aris dialogue after freeing a council member.)}}