Transcript:Barbarian
This transcript involves dialogue with Barbarian and the player.
Standard dialogue
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- Barbarian: Wanna fight?
- Dialogue 2
- Barbarian: Ah, you come for fight, ja?
- Dialogue 3
- Barbarian: You look funny.
- Dialogue 4
- Barbarian: Grrr!
- Dialogue 5
- Barbarian: What you want?
- Dialogue 6
- Barbarian: Go Away!
- The barbarian attacks the player.
Blue Moon Inn Barbarian
- Player: Hello.
- Barbarian: Hah! What you want with me, little city man?
- Can I buy you a drink?
- Barbarian: Ha ha ha! Little Player wants to buy me a drink, how sweet.
- Player: Well... how about it?
- Barbarian: You not talk like barbarian man. You certainly not smell like barbarian man! But I think I give you test anyway.
- Player: What's the test?
- Barbarian: Back in village to the west, we barbarians scream our defiance as we fight. We scream 'YYEEEEEAAARRRRGGHHHH!!!' Can you do this?
- Barbarian: YYEEEEEAAARRRRGGHHHH!!!
- Barbarian: YYEEEEEAAARRRRGGHHHH!!!
- Player: Yyeeeeeaaarrrrgghhhh!!!
- Player: Yyeeeeeaaarrrrgghhhh!!!
- Barbarian: YYEEEEEAAARRRRGGHHHH!!!
- Barbarian: YYEEEEEAAARRRRGGHHHH!!!
- Player: Yyeeeeeaaarrrrgghhhh!!!
- Player: Yyeeeeeaaarrrrgghhhh!!!
- Barbarian: Ha ha ha! Little Player cannot yell like barbarian. Also, I strong barbarian woman; I get my own drink. Run away now, little Player.
- Can I fight you?
- Barbarian: Ha ha ha! We fight anytime you like.
- Um...
- Barbarian: Ha ha ha! I not interested in talking to soft city man who not know what he want.
Using a Beer glass on their beer barrel
- The barbarians probably don't like people messing with their barrels.
- Bararian: Oi - That's ours!
- All barbarians in a small radius around the player will become aggressive towards them.