Transcript:Old dwarf
Standard dialogue
- Player: Alright?
- Old dwarf: I've been better...
- What happened to your foot?
- Player: What happened to your foot?
- Old dwarf: I was minding my own business in that abandoned shack for the night and suddenly I could hear...
- Player: A g-g-g-ghost?!
- Old dwarf: No... Don't interrupt!
- Old dwarf: Where was I?
- Old dwarf: That was it... a faint sound... wind chimes...
- Player: Please don't tell me you were attacked by the wind.
- Old dwarf: What did I say about interruptions?
- Player: Sorry.
- Old dwarf: The chiming grew louder and started to sound like the knocking of bones. I was in the bed hiding under the moth-eaten sheet - ignorance is bliss, y'know? - and suddenly the sheet was pulled off of me and there was
- Old dwarf: a-
- Player: A skeleton!
- Old dwarf: I SAID NO INTER- Oh yes, that's correct... Skeletons. Two of the blighters.
- Player: Well, you seem to have got away in one piece!
- Old dwarf: One piece?! Do you not-
- Old dwarf: THE BONEY BLIGHTER BIT MY FOOT!
- Player: Sorry... You didn't leave anything behind did you? I'm a brave adventurer! I'm sure I can pry whatever it is from their malicious mitts.
- Old dwarf: A few pots, but without my tools they won'y[sic] do me any good.
- (Shows other options)
- Who are you?
- Player: Who are you?
- Old dwarf: Me? Just a tinker with nothing to trade.
- Player: What happened to your wares?
- Old dwarf: A tinker doesn't get the respect that they used to... Gah! A thief took my bag in the night, they took everything.
- Player: Sorry to hear you've had some bad luck of late, did you lose much?
- Old dwarf: Bits and pieces, nothing too important I s'pose... An old pan flute, a dirty book and a charred skull.
- Player: Hmm.
- Old dwarf: That's all in the past now, anyway... I'm afraid I can't help you.
- Player: That's alright, I need no help.
- Old dwarf: Didn't someone send you for the pots?
- Player: Nope, just exploring...
- Old dwarf: Well, if anyone asks... I'm dead!
- (Shows other options)
- Bye.
- Player: Bye.
- (End of dialogue)
Using items on him
Kharedst's memoirs (with Jewellery of jubilation included)
- Player: Are you the tinker this entry mentions?
- You show him 'Jewellery of Jubilation'.
- Old dwarf: Oh, me? Oh my... Goodness gracious what...
- Player: A life?
- Old dwarf: What? No...
- Old dwarf: Well, I s'pose that was me...
- Player: What's so surprising?
- Old dwarf: How did you find me!? Was it you?
- Player: Was it me what? I just found this journal... I didn't write it.
- Old dwarf: I remember this day... How could I forget.
- Old dwarf: Are you saying the man I sold those trinkets to was the king?!
- Player: Yeah... You didn't know?
- Old dwarf: Those were dark objects, corrupted with powerful magic. Dark magic.
- Player: Well, it's all in the past now. I don't think there's any reason to worry about it.
- Old dwarf: No, no, no... this ain't good. They'll find me.
- Player: Who will find you?
- Old dwarf: You already know too much. But you don't know my name. Good. Let's keep it that way.
- Player: Well if I find out anything useful, I'll come let you know, alright?
- Old dwarf: If you can find me.
- Player: Deal...
- (End of dialogue)
Any item worth one million coins or more on the Grand Exchange
- You hand over your [item name].
- Old dwarf: Thanks!
- Player: Wait, what?
- Old dwarf: THANKS!
- Player: No, I didn't mean for you to keep it.
- Old dwarf: Then why are you handing it to me?
- Someone made me do it!
- Player: Someone made me do it!
- Old dwarf: Who?
- Player: I...
- Old dwarf: It's alright mate! We've all been there.
- Player: Existential Crisis?
- Old dwarf: It'll pass! Anyhow, I'll be seeing you.
- Player: Yeah...
- (End of dialogue)
- I'm not sure...
- Player: I'm not sure...
- (End of dialogue)
Any other item
- Old dwarf: I'm afraid I've nothing to trade for that.
- (End of dialogue)