Transcript:Farid Morrisane (ores and bars)

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Standard dialogue

Player: Hello, little boy.
Farid Morrisane (ores and bars): I would prefer it if you didn't speak to me in such a manner. I'll have you know I'm an accomplished merchant.
Calm down, junior.
- Player: Calm down, junior.
- Farid Morrisane (ores and bars): Don't tell me to calm down! And don't call me 'junior'.
- Farid Morrisane (ores and bars): I'll have you know I am Farid Morrisane, son of Ali Morrisane, the world's greatest merchant!
- Player: Then why are you here and not him?
- Farid Morrisane (ores and bars): My dad has given me the responsibility of expanding our business here.
- Player: And you're up to the task? What a grown up boy you are! Mummy and daddy must be very pleased!
- Farid Morrisane (ores and bars): Look, [mate/darling] - I may be young, I may be short, but I'm a respected merchant around here and don't have time to deal with simpletons like you.
- (Shows other options)
Can you show me the prices of ores and bars?
- Player: Can you show me the prices of ores and bars?
- Grand Exchange: Ores and Bars opens
I best go and speak with someone more my height.
- Player: I best go and speak with someone more my height.
- Farid Morrisane (ores and bars): Then I shall not stop you, [mister/miss]. I've too much work to do.
- (End of dialogue)

A random dialogue is selected from the following:
Dialogue 1
- Farid Morrisane (ores and bars): My father shall be so pleased.
Dialogue 2
- Farid Morrisane (ores and bars): Hmm. If divide by 20 and take off 50%...
Dialogue 3
- Farid Morrisane (ores and bars): Woo hoo! What a sale!
Dialogue 4
- Farid Morrisane (ores and bars): What shall I trade next...
Dialogue 5
- Farid Morrisane (ores and bars): I can make so much money here!