Transcript:Sheep (Zanaris)
Standard dialogue
- Sheep: Hello, I've just finished composing my latest poem. Would you like to hear it?
- Yes, please.
- Player: Yes, please.
- Sheep: Excellent! The humans[sic] an aficionado! Make yourself comfortable and I'll begin...
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- Sheep: Twinkle, twinkle little egg Wouldn't you like to grow some legs? [sic] And run around, on grass so green arguing with the milk and cream.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 2
- Sheep: T'was brillig and the slithey toathes Did gyre and gimbol in the wabe All mimsy were the borrowgroves And the mome raths outgrabe.
- Sometimes this conversation will be followed by:
- Cow: That's not even your poem, you idiotic, animated ball of wool!
- Sheep: How now foolish cow? Do you read poetry, instead of pulling a plow?
- Cow: I'm not talking to you any more, you're nasty.
- Sheep: Oh no! Cow's not talking to me!
- Sheep: Do I look like I care?
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 3
- Sheep: I wish I was a cow My life would be so simple I could lie around just eating grass And wonder if I was a pimple.
- Sometimes this conversation will be followed by:
- Cow: Hahaha, I don't think!
- Sheep: Well I thought it was funny.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 4
- Sheep: How goes it, blade of grass? I'm glad you're not any thinner You should invite your friends around So I can have my dinner!
- (End of dialogue)
- No thanks.
- Player: No thanks.
- Sheep: Huh, the cow's right. You humans have absolutely no understanding of art!
- (End of dialogue)
Using Nuff's certificate on an unsheared sheep
- You show the certificate to the sheep.
- Player: Do you know what these strange marks mean?
- Sheep: The humans found some symbols
And doesn't know what they mean
So now it's cross-examining me
And spoiling my routine! - (End of dialogue)
Sheared sheep
- Sheep: You give me a hair-cut and then expect me to talk to you? I think not!
- (End of dialogue)