Transcript:Irwin Feaselbaum
Standard dialogue
- Player: Hey, what do you do here?
- Irwin Feaselbaum: I help the main man over there. He can get a bit cantankerous. Every now and then he'll just start attacking people without warning. I act as a sort of home help...
- Player: How do you mean, home help?
- Irwin Feaselbaum: Well, sometimes he'll fly right off the handle and just start, you know, 'raising the dead' to do his 'bidding'. That kind of activity is just so anti-social, so it tends to attract a lot of hero types, you know!
- Player: Yes, yes, I know the sort...full of themselves aren't they.
- Irwin Feaselbaum: Exactly! They come in all, 'Have at thee! ' and 'Death to you evil one', it's all a bit too dramatic for me to be honest.
- Irwin Feaselbaum: Anyway, he'll often end up getting killed and nothing get's done around the house while he's awaiting his mortal return.
- Player: Mortal return? Sounds interesting.
- Irwin Feaselbaum: Well, it's kind of interesting the first few times, but it's like falling off a bike...
- Player: What, you graze your knees a lot?
- Irwin Feaselbaum: I was going to say that you soon get fed-up with it. I guess it's one of those perks of the job though, ability to raise yourself from the dead.
- Irwin Feaselbaum: You'd think he'd do better things with a gift like that, but all he tends to do is get angry at people who come into his house without being invited and then he's off again 'raising the dead'.
- (End of dialogue)
Using the torn page on him
- Player: I found this torn page, do you know anything about it?
- Irwin Feaselbaum: Hey...I hope you didn't rip that page out of one of those books, they'll be trouble if it was.
- Player: No, it wasn't actually, I got it from somewhere else, do you recognise it?
- Irwin Feaselbaum: Hmm, well it certainly looks like text from one of the books. Have you checked at the wizards' guild in Yanille? We sometime loan books to them.
- (End of dialogue)
Using the necromancy book on him
- Player: Hi, do you know anything about this book?
- Irwin Feaselbaum: Hey...that book has been loaned to the wizards' guild in Yanille, I hope you're not returning it in a damaged condition!
- Player: Well, I was just wondering where the book came from actually and try to get some more information about it.
- Irwin Feaselbaum: Well, that book looks as if it's been through the wars...you're not going to return it in that condition. You take it back to the wizards at Yanille, they borrowed it, so it's their responsibility.
- (End of dialogue)