Transcript:Wizard Traiborn
Standard dialogue
- Wizard Traiborn: Ello young thingummywut.
- What's a thingummywut?
- Player: What's a thingummywut?
- Wizard Traiborn: A thingummywut? Where? Where?
- Wizard Traiborn: Those pesky thingummywuts. They get everywhere. They leave a terrible mess too.
- Err you just called me a thingummywut.
- Player: Err you just called me thingummywut.
- Wizard Traiborn: You're a thingummywut? I've never seen one up close before. They said I was mad!
- Wizard Traiborn: Now you are my proof! There ARE thingummywuts in this tower. Now where can I find a cage big enough to keep you?
- Err I'd better be off really.
- Player: Err I'd better be off really.
- Wizard Traiborn: Oh ok, have a good time, and watch out for sheep! They're more cunning than they look.
- (End of dialogue)
- They're right, you are mad.
- Player: They're right, you are mad.
- Wizard Traiborn: That's a pity. I thought maybe they were winding me up.
- (End of dialogue)
- Tell me what they look like and I'll mash 'em.
- Player: Tell me what they look like and I'll mash 'em.
- Wizard Traiborn: Don't be ridiculous. No-one has ever seen one.
- Wizard Traiborn: They're invisible, or a myth, or a figment of my imagination. Can't remember which right now.
- (End of dialogue)
- Teach me to be a mighty and powerful wizard.
- Player: Teach me to be a mighty and powerful wizard.
- Wizard Traiborn: Wizard eh? You don't want any truck with that sort. They're not to be trusted. That's what I've heard anyways.
- So aren't you a wizard?
- Player: So aren't you a wizard?
- Wizard Traiborn: How dare you? Of course I'm a wizard. Now don't be so cheeky or I'll turn you into a frog.
- (End of dialogue)
- Oh I'd better stop talking to you then.
- Player: Oh I'd better stop talking to you then.
- Wizard Traiborn: Cheerio then. It was nice chatting to you.
- (End of dialogue)
- I need to get a key given to you by Sir Prysin.
- Player: I need to get a key given to you by Sir Prysin.
- Wizard Traiborn: Sir Prysin? Who's that? What would I want his key for?
- He told me you were looking after it for him.
- Player: He told me you were looking after it for him.
- Wizard Traiborn: That wasn't very clever of him. I'd lose my head if it wasn't screwed on. Go and tell him to find someone else to look after his valuables in future.
- Okay, I'll go and tell him that.
- Player: Okay, I'll go and tell him that.
- Wizard Traiborn: Oh that's great, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.
- Err I'd better be off really.
- (Same as above)
- Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
- Player: Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
- Wizard Traiborn: Now you come to mention it, yes I do have a key. It's in my special closet of valuable stuff. Now how do I get into that?
- Wizard Traiborn: I sealed it using one of my magic rituals. So it would make sense that another ritual would open it again.
- (End of dialogue)
- Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
- (Same as above)
- He's one of the King's knights.
- Player: He's one of the King's knights.
- Wizard Traiborn: Say, I remember one of the King's knights. He had nice shoes...
- Wizard Traiborn: ...and didn't like my homemade spinach rolls. Would you like a spinach roll?
- Yes please.
- Player: Yes please.
- (Player receives a spinach roll..)
- Traiborn digs around in the pockets of his robes. After a few moments he triumphantly presents you with a spinach roll.
- Player: Thank you very much.
- Err I'd better be off really.
- Player: Err I'd better be off really.
- Wizard Traiborn: Oh ok, have a good time, and watch out for sheep! They're more cunning than they look.
- (End of dialogue)
- Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
- Player: Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
- Wizard Traiborn: Now you come to mention it, yes I do have a key. It's in my special closet of valuable stuff. Now how do I get into that?
- Wizard Traiborn: I sealed it using one of my magic rituals. So it would make sense that another ritual would open it again.
- Player: So do you know what ritual to use?
- Wizard Traiborn: Let me think a second.
- Wizard Traiborn: Yes a simple drazier style ritual should suffice. Hmm, main problem with that is I'll need 25 sets of bones. Now where am I going to get hold of something like that?
- Hmm, that's too bad. I really need that key.
- Player: Hmm, that's too bad. I really need that key.
- Wizard Traiborn: Ah well, sorry I couldn't be any more help.
- (End of dialogue)
- I'll get the bones for you.
- Player: I'll help get the bones for you.
- Wizard Traiborn: Ooh that would be very good of you.
- Player: Okay, I'll speak to you when I've got some bones.
- (End of dialogue)
- Just tell me if you have the key.
- (Transcript missing. edit)
- Well, have you got any keys knocking around?
- Player: He told me you were looking after it for him.
- Wizard Traiborn: That wasn't very clever of him. I'd lose my head if it wasn't screwed on. Go and tell him to find someone else to look after his valuables in future.
- Okay, I'll go and tell him that.
- (Same as above)
Returning with no bones
- Wizard Traiborn: How are you doing finding bones?
- Player: I haven't got any at the moment.
- Wizard Traiborn: Nevermind, keep working on it.
- Wizard Traiborn: How are you doing finding bones?
- Player: I have some bones.
- Wizard Traiborn: Give 'em here then.
- Player: That's all of them.
- Wizard Traiborn: I still need 24 more.
- Player: Ok, I'll keep looking.
- (End of dialogue)
Returning with the last of the bones
- Wizard Traiborn: How are you doing finding bones?
- Player: I have some bones.
- Wizard Traiborn: Give 'em here then.
- Wizard Traiborn: Hurrah! That's all 25 sets of bones.
- Wizard Traiborn: Wings of dark and colour too, Spreading in the morning dew; Locked away I have a key; Return it now, please, unto me.
- Player: Thank you very much.
- Wizard Traiborn: Not a problem for a friend of Sir What's-his-face.
- (End of dialogue)
After losing the key
- Wizard Traiborn: Ello young thingummywut.
- Player: I've lost the key you gave to me.
- Wizard Traiborn: Yes I know, it was returned to me. If you want it back you're going to have to collect another 25 sets of bones.
- (End of dialogue)
Treasure Trails
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Medium
- Wizard Traiborn: Ello young thingummywut.
- Wizard Traiborn: Here you go!
- Player: What?
- Wizard Traiborn: I need you to answer this for me like a good thingummywut.
- (Player receives a challenge scroll.)
- Wizard Traiborn has given you a challenge scroll!
- (End of dialogue)
When talked to again
- Wizard Traiborn: Ello young thingummywut.
- Wizard Traiborn: Please give me your answer, young thingummywut!
- When given the wrong answer:
- Wizard Traiborn: How can that be? Go check again, silly thingummywut!
- (End of dialogue)
- When given the correct answer:
- Wizard Traiborn: Spot on!
- (Player receives [another clue scroll/a casket].)
- Wizard Traiborn has given you another clue scroll!
- (End of dialogue)