Transcript:Tostig

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Standard dialogue

• Player: Hi, what ales are you serving?
• Tostig: Well [mister/miss], our speciality is Asgarnian Ale, we also serve Wizard's Mind Bomb and Dwarven Stout.
• Tostig: Would you like to buy a drink?
• Yes, please.
  • Player: Yes, please.
  • (The Toad and Chicken interface opens.)
• No, thanks.
  • Player: No, thanks.
  • Tostig: Ah well... so um... does the grey squirrel sing in the grove?
  • Huh?
    • Player: Huh?
    • Tostig: Er... nevermind.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Yes, and the black cat dances in the sink.
    • Player: Yes, and the black cat dances in the sink.
    • Tostig: Ah you'll be wanting the trapdoor behind the bar.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • No, squirrels can't sing.
    • Player: No, squirrels can't sing.
    • Tostig: No... of course they can't...
    • (End of dialogue)