Transcript:Joe

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Standard dialogue

Without Book o' piracy

  • Player: Hello!
  • Joe: Arr? Be ye wantin' te go on account with our gang o' fillibusters?
  • Joe: The powder monkey be takin' a caulk after gettin' rowdy on bumboo, so there be plenty of room for ye.
  • Player: Riiiiight...
  • Player: I'll just be over here if you need me.
  • (End of dialogue)

With Book o' piracy

  • Joe: Whadda ya want?
  • Whadda ya got?
  • Nothing! Honest!
    • Player: Nothing! Honest!
    • Joe: Then stop takin' up me floor space!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • I wanted to know where you got that harpoon hand.
    • Player: I wanted to know where you got that harpoon hand.
    • Joe: Yer new in town aintcha?
    • Player: Newish certainly.
    • Joe: Well, if ye wants te hear the story, here goes.
    • Joe: See, I was walkin' along the docks one day, and this fierce storm blew up.
    • Joe: All of a sudden I turn an there, bearin' down on me is this albatross...
    • Player: Sorry to interrupt, but I would just like to clear something up.
    • Joe: What? I was just gettin' to the good bit.
    • Player: When I said 'I wanted to know where you got that harpoon hand', I meant where did you get it made, or buy it from?
    • Joe: If ye don't wants to hear the story then I ain't gonna tell ye!
    • (End of dialogue)