Transcript:Bob's caged monkey
Standard dialogue
- Monkey: Let me out! Let me out! When I get out of this crate, I'm going to give that axe merchant a piece of my mind.
- Player: That's exactly why I'm not letting you out. You've caused enough trouble as it is.
- Monkey: I didn't do anything at all! All I wanted was a monkey-sized battle axe and when I found one, that human started yelling and throwing things at me.
- Monkey: I even offered to pay for it but he wouldn't accept my money.
- Player: I mean you did try to steal his stuff first. Perhaps you should be more honest next time?
- Monkey: But I'm a paying customer! I have rights! He can't treat me like that!
- Player: *sigh* If I put in a word with his manager, would that satisfy you?
- Monkey: Only if I get compensation too!
- Player: I'll see what I can do.
- (End of dialogue)
Using Bob's caged monkey on an affected NPC
- There is already a monkey in that cage!
- (End of dialogue)