Transcript:Guard Captain
Standard dialogue
Before starting/after partial completion of The Hand in the Sand
- Player: Excuse me...
- Guard Captain: I don' need a hand drinkin me beer, go 'way!
- Player: But...
- Guard Captain: Talk to tha' hand coz thish face ain't lishtnin'!
- (End of dialogue)
Using Beer on Guard Captain
- Shows standard dialogue.
Using Greenman's ale or Dragon bitter on Guard Captain
- Guard Captain: Yeeeuuuch! I hatesh that shtuff, jusht bring ush a beer! Mmmmm beer!
- (End of dialogue)
During The Hand in the Sand
Talking for the first time
- Guard Captain: Need more beer...
- (End of dialogue)
Talking again with a beer
- Player: Sir? I have some more beer for you...
- You give the beer to the Guard Captain who takes a large gulp.
- Guard Captain: Ahh... jus' wha' I need, now, wha' did you wanna know?
- Player: I've come to report that Bert, the sandman, found a hand in the sand pit.
- Guard Captain: Lucky for him, means he can get even more work done.
- Player: But aren't you going to find out who it ... belonged to?
- You hand the... hand... to the Guard Captain, he fumbles with it, drops it in his beer, fishes it out and hands it back.
- Guard Captain: Oops, No 'arm done. S'prob'ly a wizard, i's always the wizards fault, go ask them, jus' ring the bell outshide the guild and talk to the first pointy hatted ninny you shee!
- Player: Err... ok, I'll go ring the bell and talk to a wizard then.
- (End of dialogue)
Reclaiming the beer soaked hand from the captain
- Player: Hello Sir!
- Guard Captain: Go 'way! This pint'sh nearly finished! Unlessh you got more that ish....? Wizards, s'all the wizard's fault...prob'ly that Zavistic one, he'sh the worsht!
- Guard Captain: E're, you left this 'and in me beer!
- The Guard Captain fished the hand out of his beer and hands it to you.
- (Player receives Beer soaked hand.)
- (End of dialogue)
Overhead dialogue
- Guard Captain: *HIC*