Transcript:Honest Jimmy
Standard dialogue
- Honest Jimmy: You here for the...stuff?
- Player: What stuff?
- Honest Jimmy: Look [miss/pal] I got the goods if you have the cash.
- Honest Jimmy: We talkin' the same language yet?
- Yes, I am here for the stuff.
- (Honest Jimmy's House of Stuff interface opens.)
- What stuff is this again?
- Player: What stuff is this again?
- Honest Jimmy: The sort of stuff you use in brewing.
- Honest Jimmy: The sort of stuff the Cooking Guild banned last year.
- Honest Jimmy: The sort of stuff that (if added to a vat of brewing ingredients just before the hops) has a higher chance of producin' a mature batch of whatever ale you wanted to make.
- Honest Jimmy: That sort of stuff.
- Player: What was that bit about adding it to something?
- Honest Jimmy: I said, it's the sort of Stuff you add to a brewing vat after you have put the water and barley malt in.
- Honest Jimmy: THEN you add the sort of stuff I'm talking about, followed by the hops and the yeast.
- Honest Jimmy: Then, when whatever you are making brews it will have a higher chance of being a mature batch of ale.
- Honest Jimmy: That clear enough for you or am I going to have to start drawin' pictures on the wall of the hut?
- Yes, I am here for the stuff.
- (Honest Jimmy's House of Stuff interface opens.)
- No.
- Player: No.
- Honest Jimmy: Then sling yer 'ook!
- (End of dialogue)
- I hear you are the man to talk to about maps.
- Player: I hear you are the man to talk to about maps.
- Honest Jimmy: I might be, you got something for me?
- Player: Like what?
- Honest Jimmy: Like...5000 Pieces of Eight?
- If the player has 5,000 pieces of eight:
- Player: I might have 5000 Pieces of Eight with your name on them if you have a map for me.
- Honest Jimmy: Look, I might have a little something for you for that amount of cash, but I'll have to check.
- Honest Jimmy: You sure you want in on this?
- Yes
- Honest Jimmy: Ok, there you go, now try and keep this to yourself, ok?
- (Player receives a medium clue scroll.)
- No
- Player: No.
- Honest Jimmy: Then sling yer 'ook!
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player does not have 5,000 pieces of eight:
- Player: Well, no but...
- Honest Jimmy: Look, you want something or not?
- Yes, what are you selling?
- (Honest Jimmy's House of Stuff interface opens.)
- No.
- Player: No.
- Honest Jimmy: Then sling yer 'ook!
- (End of dialogue)
- I have no idea what you mean.
- Player: I have no idea what you are talking about.
- Honest Jimmy: Then sling yer 'ook!
- (End of dialogue)
When using the right-click join-team option
- If the player has something equipped in the helmet slot:
- Honest Jimmy: Sorry, no hats allowed. Shove it in the deposit box if you want to play.
- Player: Why not?
- Honest Jimmy: Cos it's one of the rules, you got a problem with rules?
- Player: Yes, I am sort of a pirate after all.
- Honest Jimmy: Good answer!
- Honest Jimmy: But still, no hats. They give you a hat to show what team you are on, and if you got a hat on, it might get nicked, see?
- Player: Oh, ok.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has items in their inventory:
- Honest Jimmy: Might want to dump that stuff yer holdin'.
- Player: What do you mean?
- Honest Jimmy: Well, if you are carrying anything in there, then it might get damaged. Burned up, that kind of thing.
- Honest Jimmy: You might want to put it in the bank, nice and safe like.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has a cat following them:
- Honest Jimmy: No cats.
- Player: Are you sure?
- Honest Jimmy: Yep, they might get into the brew, and I know a few pirates that are allergic to them.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has a different follower out:
- You cannot take your follower into the game.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player is on a PvP world:
- Honest Jimmy: Hah!
- This minigame is unavailable on this world.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has less than 40 cooking:
- Honest Jimmy: You a good cook?
- Player: Well, not very...
- Honest Jimmy: Then you don't get in. Cooking 40 or over, Cooking Guild regulations, if you catch my drift.
- (End of dialogue)
- If none of the previous conditions apply:
- The player is teleported into one of the Trouble Brewing waiting rooms.
Contacting through NPC Contact
- Player: Hello?
- Honest Jimmy: Huh, who's there?
- Player: It's [player name]. I'm using my magic to communicate to you. Don't worry.
- If the player has less than 40 cooking:
- Honest Jimmy: Well, I'm not sayin' anything to anyone unless they have decent cookin' skills.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player is near the Trouble Brewing distillery:
- Honest Jimmy: I figured, seeing as I can see you over there! I don't make deals like this.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player is somewhere else:
- Honest Jimmy: The sooner you get out of my head the better. So, you here for the... information?
- Player: The information?
- Honest Jimmy: Look [miss/pal], you interrupted me for a reason, you must be after something.
- How much time till the next game of Trouble Brewing starts?
- Player: How much time till the next game of Trouble Brewing starts?
- Honest Jimmy: Ah, that's information I can help yer with.
- If there are too few people to start a game:
- Honest Jimmy: A game is ready to start just as soon as there are enough people.
- Player: And how many people are there?
- Honest Jimmy: There are [X] people on Dan's team, and [X] on San's. There needs to be one on each in order for a game to start!
- Player: Oh, ok. Thanks.
- Honest Jimmy: Anything else?
- (Shows previous options)
- If a game is being played:
- Honest Jimmy: There's a game on at the moment, and another will be starting in [X] minutes time!
- Player: Oh, ok. Thanks.
- Honest Jimmy: Anything else?
- (Shows previous options)
- If a game has recently ended:
- Honest Jimmy: A game has just ended, and another will be starting in [X] minutes time!
- Player: Oh, ok. Thanks.
- Honest Jimmy: Anything else?
- (Shows previous options)
- How many people are waiting for a game to start?
- Player: How many people are waiting for a game to start?
- If there are no players in the lobby:
- Honest Jimmy: No-one's waiting at the moment. Perhaps you can get some people interested.
- Player: Hmmm... maybe.
- (Shows previous options)
- If there are players in the lobby:
- Honest Jimmy: There [is/are]] [no one/one person/X people] on Dan's team...
- Honest Jimmy: ... and there [is/are]] [no one/one person/X people] on San's team. Anything else?
- (Shows previous options)
- I have no idea what you're talking about.
- Player: I have no idea what you are talking about.
- Honest Jimmy: Then sling yer 'ook!
- (End of dialogue)
Overhead dialogue
- If there are too few people to start a game:
- All ready to go, anyone want to join in?
- If a game is about to start:
- Get a move on, these two aim to start in [1-3] minute(s)