Transcript:Eric (Jatizso)

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This page contains the dialogue of Transcript:Eric (Jatizso).
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Standard dialogue

Collecting the window tax during The Fremennik Isles

  • Player: Hello, I'm the tax collector. Got any windows I can tax?
  • Eric: I dream of windows.
  • (End of dialogue)

Collecting the beard tax during The Fremennik Isles

  • Player: Hello, I'm the tax collector. I'm taxing beards and I can't help noticing you have a beard.
  • Eric: What? I'm a beggar. Do I look as if I have any money? Look, take everything I own why don't you?
  • The beggar throws a cabbage at you with disdain.
  • (Player receives a cabbage.)
  • Player: Err, thanks. Maybe I don't need to tax you.
  • Eric: No, take it!
  • Eric: I don't care any more.
  • (End of dialogue)

After completing The Fremennik Isles

  • Eric: Spare us a few coppers [mister/miss][sic]
  • Player: No, go away!
  • (End of dialogue)
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