Transcript:Mernik

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This transcript involves dialogue with Mernik, Cave goblin child, and the player.

Standard dialogue

• Mernik: Oh, hello! Children, say hello to the surface-dweller.
• A random dialogue is selected from the following:
• Dialogue 1
  • Cave goblin child: Haha! You look funny!
  • Mernik: I'm sure you look just as funny to the surface-dweller!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 2
  • Cave goblin child: You smell!
  • Mernik: There's no need to be rude!
  • Mernik: I'm sorry about that, surface-dweller.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 3
  • Cave goblin child: Are you really from the surface?
  • Player: Yes I am.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 4
  • Cave goblin child: Are you [player name]? Did you help Zanik save the city?
  • Mernik: Just because [he's/she's] a surface-dweller, doesn't mean [he's/she's] [player name]! There are lots of surface-dwellers!
  • Player: Actually I am [player name].
  • Mernik: [Player name]? Really?
  • Mernik: Zanik told me about you! I'm so pleased to meet you!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 5
  • Cave goblin child: Shan't!
  • Mernik: Well don't blame me if he doesn't want to talk to you either!
  • Mernik: Sorry about that.
  • (End of dialogue)