Transcript:Simon Templeton
Before selling any Pyramid tops
Initial dialogue
- Player: Hello.
- Simon Templeton: G'day, mate. I'm Simon - Simon Templeton. Who are you?
- Player: I'm [player name]. What are you doing all the way out here?
- Simon Templeton: I've been contracted to retrieve artefacts from the top of this magnificent pyramid.
- Player: So, why are you down here and not up there then?
- Simon Templeton: Well, it's me back - an old injury I picked up in Sophanem has come back to haunt me. I was working for the Museum of Varrock, and the gold I had been given wasn't enough to pay for the carpet rides, let
- Simon Templeton: alone any decent equipment. But that was a long time ago... I can't even lift a chisel right now. There's no way I can climb all the way up there.
- Player: How on earth did you get down the cliff face, then?
- Simon Templeton: That's what set off the injury. I was fine before I scrabbled down that pesky slope. I think it will be a while before I can climb back up again; I must be getting old.
- Simon Templeton: Hang on a second... You look like you're pretty agile and up for a challenge. How about you retrieve it for me?
- Simon Templeton: I'll tell you what, I'll give you 10000 coins for every artefact you get for me.
- Player: I'll see what I can do.
- Simon Templeton: Good on ya, mate!
- (End of dialogue)
Subsequent dialogue
- Player: Hello, Simon.
- Simon Templeton: G'day, [player name].
- Player: How's it going?
- Simon Templeton: Not bad, mate, not bad at all. Got any artefacts for me?
- If the player does not have Pyramid tops in their inventory:
- Player: No, I haven't.
- Simon Templeton: Try harder, mate! It won't be long till some other critter turns up and snatches them out from under your eyes.
- Player: I will, goodbye.
- Simon Templeton: Bye, cobber.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has one Pyramid top in their inventory:
- Select an option
- Sell it.
- You hand over the artefact(s) and Simon hands you 10000 coins.
- Simon Templeton: Ripper! Thanks a bundle, mate! Thanks to you I can fulfill me contract. You're a true blue! The boss will be pleased.
- Player: Glad I was able to help... but who is your boss? I thought you worked for the museum?
- Simon Templeton: Mind your own bizzo, mate. But if you get any more, you know where I am!
- (End of dialogue)
- Keep it.
- Player: I have one, but I want to keep it for now.
- Simon Templeton: Careful, mate, people might come looking for a thing like that!
- Player: Thanks for the advice, but I'll hang onto it for now.
- Simon Templeton: Bye, cobber.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has multiple Pyramid tops in their inventory:
- Select an Option
- Sell them.
- You hand over the artefact(s) and Simon hands you [10000 per Pyramid top] coins.
- (Same as above)
- Keep them.
- Player: I have some, but I want to keep them for now.
- (Same as above)
After selling at least one Pyramid Top
- Simon Templeton: G'day, mate. Got any new pyramid artefacts for me?
- If the player does not have Pyramid top in their inventory:
- Player: No, I haven't.
- Simon Templeton: Well, keep my offer in mind if you do find one.
- Player: I will. Goodbye, Simon.
- Simon Templeton: Bye, mate.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has one Pyramid top in their inventory:
- Select an option
- Sell it.
- (Same as above)
- Keep it.
- (Same as above)
- If the player has multiple Pyramid tops in their inventory:
- Select an Option
- Sell them.
- (Same as above)
- Keep them.
- (Same as above)
With Pyramid Plunder artefacts in inventory
- Player: I have some interesting artefacts I'd like you to look at.
- Simon Templeton: Bonzer! Let's have a Butcher's mate.
- Simon Templeton: Do you want to flog the lot of 'em?
- Yes, show me the money.
- Player: Yes, show me the money.
- If the player does not have a Pharaoh's sceptre in their inventory:
- (Simon takes all the artefacts)
- (Player receives coins.)
- Simon Templeton: Fair Dinkum mate, Bonzer doing business with you mate.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player also has a Pharaoh's sceptre in their inventory:
- Simon Templeton: You sellin' me this gold coloured stick thing. Looks fake to me. [sic] I'll give you 100 gold for it.
- Player: What! This is a genuine pharaoh's sceptre - made out of solid gold and finely jewelled with precious gems by the finest craftsmen in the area.
- Simon Templeton: Strewth! I can tell a pile of croc when I hear it! You've got the patter mate, but I'm no mug. That's a fake.
- Player: It has magical powers!
- Simon Templeton: Oh, magical powers ... yeah, yeah, yeah. Heard it all before mate. I'll give you a 100 gold, or some 'magic beans'. Take it or leave it.
- Player: I don't think so! I'll find someone who'll give me what it's worth.
- Simon Templeton: Suit yerself.. You wanna sell the other artefacts you have?
- Sell other artefacts?
- Yes, as long as I get a decent price for them.
- Player: Yes, as long as I get a decent price for them.
- (Simon takes all the artefacts)
- (Player receives coins.)
- Simon Templeton: Fair Dinkum mate, Bonzer doing business with you mate.
- (End of dialogue)
- Nah, I've changed my mind.
- Player: Nah, I've changed my mind.
- (End of dialogue)
- No, let me think about it.
- Player: No, let me think about it.
- Simon Templeton: No probs mate. Just give me the items you want to sell and we can do them one by one.
- (End of dialogue)
Using items on him
Pyramid top
- You hand over the artefact(s) and Simon hands you [10000 per Pyramid top] coins.
- Simon Templeton: Ripper! Thanks a bundle, mate! Thanks to you I can fulfill me contract. You're a true blue! The boss will be pleased.
- Player: Glad I was able to help... but who is your boss? I thought you worked for the museum?
- Simon Templeton: Mind your own bizzo, mate. But if you get any more, you know where I am!
- (End of dialogue)
Any Pyramid Plunder artefact
- Simon Templeton: You wanna sell that mate?
- Yes, show me the money.
- Player: Yes, show me the money.
- (Simon takes the artefact)
- (Player receives coins.)
- Simon Templeton: Cheers mate!
- (End of dialogue)
- No, I think I'll keep it.
- Player: No, I think I'll keep it.
- (End of dialogue)
If the player hasn't talked to him before
- Simon Templeton: That's a nice looking artefact you got there mate. Gimme a chat and lemme explain what these are all about first!
- (End of dialogue)
Pharaoh's sceptre
- Player: I have some interesting artefacts I'd like you to look at.
- Simon Templeton: You sellin' me this gold coloured stick thing. Looks fake to me. [sic] I'll give you 100 gold for it.
- Player: What! This is a genuine pharaoh's sceptre - made out of solid gold and finely jewelled with precious gems by the finest craftsmen in the area.
- Simon Templeton: Strewth! I can tell a pile of croc when I hear it! You've got the patter mate, but I'm no mug. That's a fake.
- Player: It has magical powers!
- Simon Templeton: Oh, magical powers ... yeah, yeah, yeah. Heard it all before mate. I'll give you a 100 gold, or some 'magic beans'. Take it or leave it.
- Player: I don't think so! I'll find someone who'll give me what it's worth.
- Simon Templeton: Suit yerself..
- (End of dialogue)