Transcript:The Disappointing Gelt
Standard dialogue
Starting the 2020 Easter event
- Player: Woah! What's going on here? There are so many bunnies!
- The Disappointing Gelt: I don't know what happened, things happened so quickly.
- Player: This certainly seems like a hare-y situation, where did you get them all?
- The Disappointing Gelt: I didn't, they just kept jumping out of my hat.
- Player: What do you mean? Are you a wizard?
- The Disappointing Gelt: Wizard? No, I'm just a street magician, they call me The Disappointing Gelt. I was out here practicing my tricks and things went south quickly.
- Player: Don't tell me, you were trying to pull a rabbit out of your hat and you accidentally pulled out hundreds?
- The Disappointing Gelt: Well... yes, some old guy gave me these magical looking stones, so I thought I'd practice my act with them.
- The magician shows you some rune stones.
- Player: You do know these are rune stones, they're used in actual magic.
- The Disappointing Gelt: You're chatting rubbish... real magic doesn't exist.
- Player: Then how did all these rabbits appear?
- The Disappointing Gelt: I don't know, I put the runes in my hat, said the magic words 'Rabbaradoo' and stuck my hand in and felt something fuzzy. When I pulled my hand back, I was holding a rabbit.
- Player: Mind if I take a look at your hat? I think there's more to this than meets the eye.
- You take a look into the darkness of the magician's hat.
- You see a glowing green portal staring back at you.
- Player: Well Gelt, I don't know how you've done it, but it looks like you've opened a portal.
- The Disappointing Gelt: ...
- The Disappointing Gelt: Huh.
- The Disappointing Gelt: Please, you must help me, I beg you.
- Player: Ah, I mean, I'm pretty busy... but I suppose I can find the time to help you.
- You put your hand in the hat and feel the portal start to pull you in.
- Player is teleported to The Rabbit Realm
- (End of dialogue)
During the 2020 Easter event
- Player: Hello Gelt, I need to go back.
- The Disappointing Gelt: Please don't dawdle, I need you to fix this before the master of my order finds out.
- You put your hand in the hat and feel the portal start to pull you in.
- Player is teleported to The Rabbit Realm
- (End of dialogue)
Finishing the 2020 Easter event
- Player: I have returned.
- The Disappointing Gelt: Oh, please tell me you managed to do something?
- Player: I'll be honest with you Gelt, it got a bit weird.
- The Disappointing Gelt: What do you mean?
- Player: Somehow, you opened a portal to a dimension, very similar to ours, but run by rabbits instead of humans.
- The Disappointing Gelt: That's incredible...
- Player: That's not even the weird bit! They live in a cult worshipping an egg, they ask it a question and whatever it says, they do.
- The Disappointing Gelt: ...
- Player: That's why they all started coming through, the Duke Rabbacio asked the egg if they should jump through and it said yes.
- The Disappointing Gelt: What the...
- Player: It's a lot to take in, but I've managed to stop them jumping through for now, however I couldn't close the portal.
- The Disappointing Gelt: ...am I a god?
- Player: What?
- The Disappointing Gelt: Have I managed to conjure an alternate dimension with my own hands...
- Player: Hello? Gelt?
- The Disappointing Gelt: I'm the most powerful magician that has ever lived...
- Player: No, you're not Gelt, you've used magic that's existed for millennia.
- The Disappointing Gelt: You have my thanks adventurer, when I return to my order, I'll report this to our leader, Magnus.
- Player: What will you do with all these rabbits?
- The Disappointing Gelt: Since you couldn't close the portal, I'll try usher them back in.
- Player: Would you mind letting me return to Bunbridge? I feel I have some unfinished business.
- The Disappointing Gelt: Not a problem if you wish to return just talk to me, I'll stay for a while longer.
- The Disappointing Gelt: Feel free to keep anything you found there as well, as a thanks from me.
- (End of dialogue)
Going to Bunbridge again
- The Disappointing Gelt: Thank you again for your help, do you wish to return to the Rabbit Realm?
- Yes
- You put your hand in the hat and feel the portal start to pull you in.
- Player is teleported to The Rabbit Realm
- (End of dialogue)
- No
- Player: No thanks, I've had enough of rabbits for now.
- The Disappointing Gelt: So be it, I'll be contemplating my power for a little while if you change your mind.
- (End of dialogue)
