Transcript:Rabbit Chef
Standard dialogue
Before talking to Duke Rabbacio
- Rabbit Chef: I could really do with your help, but the Duke hasn't given me permission to talk to you.
- (End of dialogue)
Starting The Rabbit's Assistant
- Rabbit Chef: What am I to do?
- What's wrong?
- Player: What's wrong?
- Rabbit Chef: Oh bother, oh bother, oh bother, I'm in a terrible terrible mess! It's the annual Egg Descendance Day tomorrow, and I should be making him a big carrot cake.
- Rabbit Chef: I've forgotten to buy the ingredients. I'll never get them in time now. The duke will turn me into soup! What will I do? I have 12 children to look after. Would you help me? Please?
- I'm always happy to help a rabbit cook in distress.
- Player: Yes, I'll help you.
- Rabbit Chef: Oh thank you, thank you. I need a carrot, a cabbage and a cake. I'd be very grateful if you can get them for me.
- If the player has the items on them already:
- Player: I have all of those ingredients on me already!
- Rabbit Chef: That's an odd coincidence... Were you planning on making a carrot cake too?
- Player: Not exactly. I just had an odd feeling you might be needing these ingredients. If I see a rabbit cook, I presume there's food of some kind! Lucky guess I suppose.
- Rabbit Chef: Well thank you! Hand them over, please.
- You hand the cook all of the ingredients.
- Rabbit Chef: You've brought me everything I need! I am saved! Thank you!
- Player: So do I get to go to the Descendance Day dinner?
- Rabbit Chef: I'm afraid not, only the big carrots get to dine with the egg.
- Player: Sounds lame anyway, I didn't want to be invited.
- Rabbit Chef: How dare you.
- Quest complete!
- If the player does not have the items on them already:
- Player: So where do I find these ingredients then?
- Where do I find a carrot?
- Rabbit Chef: It's something rabbits are constantly munching on, have a look in some of the houses nearby.
- Player: Won't they be annoyed I'm nicking their carrots?
- Rabbit Chef: Who cares, Descendance day is far more important than their needs.
- (Shows previous options)
- How about a cabbage?
- Rabbit Chef: I normally get my cabbage from the fields, on the other side of the river.
- Player: There are rabbit farmers too!? How cute.
- (Shows previous options)
- And a cake? I thought you were going to make one.
- Rabbit Chef: That you'll have to have a nosey round for, rabbits around here are always celebrating something.
- Player: Lots of theft in the rabbit realm...
- Rabbit Chef: You gotta do what you gotta do.
- Where do I find a carrot?
- (Same as above)
- How about a cabbage?
- (Same as above)
- And a cake? I thought you were going to make one.
- (Same as above)
- I've got all the information I need. Thanks.
- Player: I've got all the information I need. Thanks.
- (End of dialogue)
- Actually, I know where to find this stuff.
- Player: Actually, I know where to find this stuff.
- (End of dialogue)
- I can't right now, maybe later.
- Player: No, I don't feel like it, maybe later.
- Rabbit Chef: Fine. I always knew you Adventurer types were callous rabbits. Go on, hop off!
- (End of dialogue)
- You don't look very happy.
- Player: You don't look very happy.
- Rabbit Chef: No, I'm not. The world is caving in around me - I am overcome by dark feelings of impending doom.
- What's wrong?
- (Same as above)
- I'd take the rest of the day off if I were you.
- Player: I'd take the rest of the day off if I were you.
- Rabbit Chef: No, that's the worst thing I could do. I'd get in terrible trouble.
- Player: Well maybe you need to take a drink...
- Rabbit Chef: That would be nice, but the great round one has banned all consumption of Cabbage flavoured drinks.
- Player: Hmm, why not something that doesn't taste of cabbage?
- Rabbit Chef: Have you tried Onion beer? It's disgusting.
- Player: I'm afraid I've run out of ideas.
- Rabbit Chef: I know I'm doomed.
- Player: What's wrong?
- (Same as above)
- Nice hat.
- Player: Nice hat!
- Rabbit Chef: Err thank you, it's a pretty ordinary rabbit cook's hat, really.
- Player: Still, suits you. I didn't know rabbits could wear trousers either.
- Rabbit Chef: It's all standard rabbit cook issue uniform...
- Player: The whole hat, rabbit trousers ensemble - it works. It makes you look like a real rabbit cook.
- Rabbit Chef: I am a real rabbit cook! I haven't got the time to be chatting about Rabbinary Fashion. I am in desperate need of help!
- Player: What's wrong?
- (Same as above)
When talked to again
- Rabbit Chef: How are you getting on?
- If the player has not found any items yet:
- Player: I haven't got all of [sic] items yet, I'm still looking.
- Rabbit Chef: Please get the ingredients quickly. I'm running out of time! The Duke will throw me into the streets!
- You still need to get:
A carrot. A cabbage. A cake. - (Continues below)
- If the player has found some items:
- Rabbit Chef: How are you getting on?
- If the player has a carrot:
- Player: Here's one carrot.
- If the player has a cake:
- Player: Here's one cake, still uneaten.
- If the player has a cabbage:
- Player: Here's a fresh cabbage my hare.
- Rabbit Chef: Thanks for ingredients you have got so far, please get the rest quickly. I'm running out of time! The Duke will throw me into the streets!
- You still need to get:
[remaining item(s)] - I'll get right on it.
- Player: I'll hop to it.
- (End of dialogue)
- Can you remind me how to find these things again?
- Player: So where do I find these ingredients then?
- (Same as above)
- If the player has the remaining item(s):
- If the player has a carrot:
- Player: Here's one carrot.
- If the player has a cake:
- Player: Here's one cake, still uneaten.
- If the player has a cabbage:
- Player: Here's a fresh cabbage my hare.
- Rabbit Chef: You've brought me everything I need! I am saved! Thank you!
- Player: So do I get to go to the Descendance Day dinner?
- Rabbit Chef: I'm afraid not, only the big carrots get to dine with the egg.
- Player: Sounds lame anyway, I didn't want to be invited.
- Rabbit Chef: How dare you.
- Quest complete!
- If the player has a carrot:
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