Transcript:General Bentnoze

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This transcript involves dialogue with General Bentnoze, General Wartface, Grubfoot, and the player.

During Dragon Slayer I

  • Select an Option
  • I've heard that one of your number has got hold of part of a map.
    • Player: I've heard that one of your number has got hold of part of a map.
    • General Bentnoze: Aha, that'd be Wormbrain.
    • Player: Where would he be?
    • General Bentnoze: Wormbrain steals too much. He got caught. Now he lives in Port Sarim town jail.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • So how is life for the goblins?
    • (same as below)
    • (End of dialogue)

Standard dialogue

Talking to General Bentnoze or General Wartface

  • A random dialogue is selected from the following:
  • Dialogue 1
    • General Bentnoze: When Chosen Commander come to speak to us again?
    • Player: I don't know. I don't think she was making any progress when she spoke to you before.
    • General Wartface: We listen to whatever she say!
    • General Bentnoze: Yeah, as long as she agree with truths of Big High War God!
    • General Wartface: Goblins mighty, war good, Big High War God greatest god!
    • Player: I don't think Zanik is likely to say any of that.
    • General Bentnoze: Then she not come here again!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 2
    • General Wartface: Human! Did you save chosen commander from horrible fate?
    • Player: Yes! She's fine now!
    • General Bentnoze: That good. Big High War God smile on you now. You honourary goblin!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 3
    • General Wartface: Me tell Mudknuckles make worm stew for dinner.
    • General Bentnoze: Me not like worm stew! Tell him make beetle pie!
    • General Wartface: Beetle pie give you wind! You smell bad enough already!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 4
    • General Bentnoze: Shut up Grubfoot!
    • Grubfoot: But me not say anything!
    • General Wartface: Shut up Grubfoot!
    • General Bentnoze: Shut up Wartface!
    • General Wartface: Shut up Bentnoze!
    • Grubfoot: Shut up generals!
    • General Bentnoze: Shut up Grubfoot!
    • Player: Shut up goblins!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 5
    • General Wartface: Last night I have vision of chosen commander. She say me biggest general, so me lead village.
    • General Bentnoze: You not have vision! You make that up!
    • General Wartface: In my vision, chosen commander say you say that. So now I know it true.
    • General Bentnoze: Well... I have vision too. Chosen commander say me big general!
    • General Wartface: That not fair! Me have vision first!
    • General Bentnoze: Chosen commander also say you fat and stupid.
    • General Wartface: Shut up!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 6
    • General Wartface: Now you've solved our argument we gotta think of something else to do.
    • General Bentnoze: Yep we bored now.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 7
    • General Bentnoze: What we do now Wartface?
    • General Wartface: Me dunno... maybe we change armour colour again.
    • General Bentnoze: Human, what colour you think best?
    • Player: What about brown?
    • General Wartface: Yeah brown is nice.
    • General Bentnoze: Thanks human.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 8
    • General Bentnoze: Our soldiers need better weapons. We give them all warhammers!
    • General Wartface: No no give them battleaxes!
    • General Bentnoze: Axes stupid! They things you cut wood with!
    • General Wartface: But hammers things you put nails in wood with! At least axes sharp!
    • General Bentnoze: You not need sharp when you have strong goblin swinging big lump of iron!
    • Player: Do you want me to...
    • General Wartface: Shut up human, we sort this one out ourselves!
    • (End of dialogue)

Another Slice of H.A.M.

Treasure Trails

Hard

  • General Bentnoze: Human do puzzle for me!
  • Bentnoze has given you a puzzle box!
  • (Player receives a puzzle box.)
  • (End of dialogue)

While holding the puzzle box

  • If the puzzle box is not solved:
    • General Bentnoze: That not right!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • If the puzzle box is solved:
    • General Bentnoze: Thank you human!
    • When given another clue scroll:
      • (Player receives another clue scroll.)
      • Bentnoze has given you another clue scroll!
      • (End of dialogue)
    • When given a reward casket:
      • (Transcript missing. edit)

If Wartface is not in line of sight

  • General Bentnoze: Where's Wartface gone now?
  • (End of dialogue)