Transcript:Fred the Farmer
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Standard dialogue
- Fred the Farmer: What are you doing on my land?
- I'm looking for something to kill.
- Player: I'm looking for something to kill.
- Fred the Farmer: What, on my land? Leave my livestock alone you scoundrel!
- (End of dialogue)
- I'm lost.
- Player: I'm lost.
- Fred the Farmer: How can you be lost? Just follow the road east and south. You'll end up in Lumbridge fairly quickly.
- (End of dialogue)
- Fred! Fred! I've seen The Thing!
- Player: Fred! Fred! I've seen The Thing!
- Fred the Farmer: You ... you actually saw it?
- Fred the Farmer: Run for the hills! [player name] grab as many chickens as you can! We have to ...
- Player: Fred!
- Fred the Farmer: ... flee! Oh, woe is me! The shapeshifter is coming! We're all ...
- Player: FRED!
- Fred the Farmer: ... doomed. What!
- Player: It's not a shapeshifter or any other kind of monster!
- Fred the Farmer: Well then what is it boy?
- Player: Well ... it's just two Penguins; Penguins disguised as a sheep.
- Fred the Farmer: ...
- Fred the Farmer: Have you been out in the sun too long?
- (End of dialogue)
Before Sheep Shearer
- Fred the Farmer: What are you doing on my land? You're not the one who keeps leaving all my gates open and letting out all my sheep, are you?
- I'm looking for a quest.
- Player: I'm looking for a quest.
- Fred the Farmer: You're after a quest, you say? Actually, I could do with a bit of help.
- Fred the Farmer: My sheep are getting mighty woolly. I'd be much obliged if you could shear them. And while you're at it, spin the wool for me too.
- Fred the Farmer: Yes, that's it. Bring me 20 balls of wool. And I'm sure I could sort out some sort of payment. Of course, there's the small matter of The Thing.
- Player: What do you mean, The Thing?
- Fred the Farmer: Well now, no one has ever seen The Thing. That's why we call it The Thing, 'cos we don't know what it is.
- Fred the Farmer: Some say it's a black hearted shapeshifter, hungering for the souls of hard working decent folk like me. Others say it's just a sheep.
- Fred the Farmer: Well I don't have all day to stand around and gossip. Are you going to shear my sheep or what!
- Yes.
- Sheep Shearer is started.
- Player: Yes, okay. I can do that.
- Fred the Farmer: Good! Now one more thing, do you actually know how to shear a sheep?
- Player: Err. No, I don't know actually.
- Fred the Farmer: Well, first things first, you need a pair of shears. I've got some here you can use.
- Fred the Farmer: You just need to go and use them on the sheep out in my field.
- Player: Sounds easy!
- Fred the Farmer: That's what they all say!
- Fred the Farmer: Some of the sheep don't like it too much... Persistence is the key.
- Fred the Farmer: Once you've collected some wool you can spin it into balls.
- Fred the Farmer: Do you know how to spin wool?
- Player: I don't know how to spin wool, sorry.
- Fred the Farmer: Don't worry, it's quite simple!
- Fred the Farmer: The nearest Spinning Wheel can be found on the first floor of Lumbridge Castle.
- Fred the Farmer: To get to Lumbridge Castle just follow the road east.
- Player: Thank you!
- This icon denotes a Spinning Wheel on the world map.
- (End of dialogue)
- No.
- Player: No, I'll give it a miss.
- Fred the Farmer: Suit yourself.
- (End of dialogue)
- I'm looking for something to kill.
- Player: I'm looking for something to kill.
- Fred the Farmer: What, on my land? Leave my livestock alone you scoundrel!
- (End of dialogue)
- I'm lost.
- Player: I'm lost.
- Fred the Farmer: How can you be lost? Just follow the road east and south. You'll end up in Lumbridge fairly quickly.
- (End of dialogue)
During Sheep Shearer
Before delivering any balls of wool
- Fred the Farmer: What are you doing on my land?
- Player: I need to talk to you about shearing these sheep!
- Fred the Farmer: Oh. How are you doing getting those balls of wool?
- Player: How many more do I need to give you?
- Fred the Farmer: You need to collect 20 more balls of wool.
- Player: I haven't got any at the moment.
- Fred the Farmer: Ah well at least you haven't been eaten. You know what you're doing, right?
- How do I shear sheep, again?
- Player: How do I shear sheep, again?
- If the player has shears in their inventory.
- Fred the Farmer: Well, you're half way there already! You have a set of shears in your inventory. Just use those on a Sheep to shear it.
- Player: That's all I have to do?
- Fred the Farmer: Well once you've collected some wool you'll need to spin it into balls.
- Otherwise, if the player does not have shears in their inventory.
- Fred the Farmer: Well, first things first, you need a pair of shears. I've got some here you can use.
- Fred the Farmer: You just need to go and use them on the sheep out in my field.
- Player: Sounds easy!
- Fred the Farmer: That's what they all say!
- Fred the Farmer: Some of the sheep don't like it too much... Persistence is the key.
- Fred the Farmer: Once you've collected some wool you can spin it into balls.
- Fred the Farmer: Do you know how to spin wool?
- Yes, I know how to spin wool.
- Player: Yes, I know how to spin wool.
- Fred the Farmer: Great!
- (End of dialogue)
- I don't know how to spin wool, sorry.
- Player: I don't know how to spin wool, sorry.
- (Same as above)
- Remind me how to spin wool.
- Player: Remind me how to spin wool.
- Fred the Farmer: The nearest Spinning Wheel can be found on the first floor of Lumbridge Castle.
- Fred the Farmer: To get to Lumbridge Castle just follow the road east.
- Player: Thank you!
- (End of dialogue)
- Yeah, I think so.
- Player: Yeah, I think so.
- Fred the Farmer: You can get to it, then!
- (End of dialogue)
With only wool
- Fred the Farmer: What are you doing on my land?
- Player: I need to talk to you about shearing these sheep!
- Fred the Farmer: Oh. How are you doing getting those balls of wool?
- Player: How many more do I need to give you?
- Fred the Farmer: You need to collect 20 more balls of wool.
- Player: I've got some wool. I've not managed to make it into a ball though.
- Fred the Farmer: Well go find a spinning wheel then. You can find one on the first floor of Lumbridge Castle, just walk east on the road outside my house and you'll find Lumbridge.
- (End of dialogue)
Handing in any balls of wool
- Fred the Farmer: What are you doing on my land?
- Player: I need to talk to you about shearing these sheep!
- Fred the Farmer: Oh. How are you doing getting those balls of wool?
- Player: I have some.
- Fred the Farmer: Give 'em here then.
- You give Fred [1..19] ball(s) of wool.
- Player: That's all I've got so far.
- Fred the Farmer: I need [1..19] more before I can pay you.
- Player: Ok I'll work on it.
- (End of dialogue)
After interacting with the non-sheep sheep
- Fred the Farmer: What are you doing on my land?
- I need to talk to you about shearing these sheep!
- Player: I need to talk to you about shearing these sheep!
- Fred the Farmer: Oh. How are you doing getting those balls of wool?
- Player: I have some.
- Fred the Farmer: Give 'em here then.
- You give Fred [1..19] ball(s) of wool.
- Player: That's all I've got so far.
- Fred the Farmer: I need [#] more before I can pay you.
- Player: Ok I'll work on it.
- (End of dialogue)
- Fred! Fred! I've seen The Thing!
- Player: Fred! Fred! I've seen The Thing!
- Fred the Farmer: You ... you actually saw it?
- Fred the Farmer: Run for the hills! [player name] grab as many chickens as you can! We have to ...
- Player: Fred!
- Fred the Farmer: ... flee! Oh, woe is me! The shapeshifter is coming! We're all ...
- Player: FRED!
- Fred the Farmer: ... doomed. What!
- Player: It's not a shapeshifter or any other kind of monster!
- Fred the Farmer: Well then what is it boy?
- Player: Well ... it's just two Penguins; Penguins disguised as a sheep.
- Fred the Farmer: ...
- Fred the Farmer: Have you been out in the sun too long?
- (End of dialogue)
Finishing up
- Fred the Farmer: What are you doing on my land?
- I need to talk to you about shearing these sheep!
- Player: I need to talk to you about shearing these sheep!
- Fred the Farmer: Oh. How are you doing getting those balls of wool?
- Player: I have some.
- Fred the Farmer: Give 'em here then.
- Player: That's the last of them.
- Fred the Farmer: I guess I'd better pay you then.
- Quest complete!
- (End of dialogue)
- Fred! Fred! I've seen The Thing!
- (Same as above)