Transcript:Torbrund
Overhead dialogue
When performing on stage during The Fremennik Trials
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- Torbrund: YOU ARE A TERRIBLE BARD!
- Dialogue 2
- Torbrund: Don't give up your day job outerlander!
- Dialogue 3
- Torbrund: I thought somebody was murdering a cat!
- Dialogue 4
- Torbrund: You know, I actually quite liked that verse...
- Dialogue 5
- Torbrund: That's kind of catchy. Irritating. But catchy.
- Dialogue 6
- Torbrund: Hey, I've done that quest too!
- Dialogue 7
- Torbrund: I have produced better sounds in the outhouse!
- Dialogue 8
- Torbrund: Your song makes no sense outerlander!
- Dialogue 9
- Torbrund: What kind of bard are you anyway?
- Dialogue 10
- Torbrund: I have met cows more musical than you!
- Dialogue 11
- Torbrund: When do you get to the good parts?
- Dialogue 12
- Torbrund: would torture us so, outerlander?
- Dialogue 13
- Torbrund: Truly, this is the worst sound I have ever heard!
- Dialogue 14
- Torbrund: looting and drinking part?
- Dialogue 15
- Torbrund: Please tell me that was the last verse...
- Dialogue 16
- Torbrund: Please... Kill me now...
- Dialogue 17
- Torbrund: You call THAT singing?
- Dialogue 18
- Torbrund: Never before have mine ears been so offended!
- Dialogue 19
- Torbrund: Worst. Bard. EVER.
- Dialogue 20
- Torbrund: Please, ye gods! Make it stop!
- Dialogue 21
- Torbrund: If you stopped singing
- Dialogue 22
- Torbrund: The screams of my dying comrades sound better!
- Dialogue 23
- Torbrund: My grandmother could do better, and she is dead!
- Dialogue 24
- Torbrund: I do such feats before breakfast!
- Dialogue 25
- Torbrund: Is your singing some kind of outerlander weapon?