Transcript:Valdez
Without a ghostspeak amulet
- When spoken to without a ghostspeak amulet:
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- Player: Hello there.
- Mysterious ghost: Wooo? Woooo woo woooooo wooooo woooowooo wooo woooooo woo!
- Player: You don't say?
- Mysterious ghost: Woo! WOO WOOOOO WOOWOOWOO WOO WOOOOO!
- Player: You don't say!
- Mysterious ghost: Wooowoowoooooo.... Woowoowoo? Woooo, wooowoo wooowooowooo!
- Player: Well, I guess you didn't say.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 2
- Player: Hello there.
- Mysterious ghost: Wooo? Woooo woo woooooo wooooo woooowooo wooo woooooo woo!
- Player: Yeah, I don't want to brag, but seriously: I am SOOOO rich....
- Mysterious ghost: Woo! WOO WOOOOO WOOWOOWOO WOO WOOOOO!
- Player: Yeah, I know they say money doesn't bring you happiness, but sometimes I just like to open my bank account and look at all of the stuff I own and just think to myself:
- Player: Wow. I am soooooo rich.
- Mysterious ghost: Wooowoowoooooo.... Woowoowoo? Woooo, wooowoo wooowooowooo!
- Player: Well, us rich alive people don't want to waste all day spending time with you poor dead people, because I'm just sooooo rich I have to go now, and very possibly make myself even richer.
- Player: See ya around ghosty!
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 3
- Player: Hello there.
- Mysterious ghost: Wooo? Woooo woo woooooo wooooo woooowooo wooo woooooo woo!
- Player: Yeah, I heard about that, ha-ha-ha!
- Mysterious ghost: Woo! WOO WOOOOO WOOWOOWOO WOO WOOOOO!
- Player: With a MACKEREL? Ouch!
- Mysterious ghost: Wooowoowoooooo.... Woowoowoo? Woooo, wooowoo wooowooowooo!
- Player: Well, it was fun. Let's do it again sometime.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 4
- Player: Hello there.
- Mysterious ghost: Wooo? Woooo woo woooooo wooooo woooowooo wooo woooooo woo!
- Player: Why, thank you very much!
- Mysterious ghost: Woo! WOO WOOOOO WOOWOOWOO WOO WOOOOO!
- Player: I know, but what are you going to do?
- Mysterious ghost: Wooowoowoooooo.... Woowoowoo? Woooo, wooowoo wooowooowooo!
- Player: Well, I guess that's always true in the long run. See you around, weird invisible dead person!
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 5
- Player: Hello there.
- Mysterious ghost: Wooo? Woooo woo woooooo wooooo woooowooo wooo woooooo woo!
- Player: Yeah it's not bad, but I prefer cooked chicken.
- Mysterious ghost: Woo! WOO WOOOOO WOOWOOWOO WOO WOOOOO!
- Player: Maybe, but nothing beats a home cooked pie!
- Player: Man, I love pie!
- Mysterious ghost: Wooowoowoooooo.... Woowoowoo? Woooo, wooowoo wooowooowooo!
- Player: You don't say? I never knew that. Well, I must be going, see you around.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 6
- Player: Hello there.
- Mysterious ghost: Wooo? Woooo woo woooooo wooooo woooowooo wooo woooooo woo!
- Player: We get signal!
- Mysterious ghost: Woo! WOO WOOOOO WOOWOOWOO WOO WOOOOO!
- Player: Somebody set up us the bomb!
- Mysterious ghost: Wooowoowoooooo.... Woowoowoo? Woooo, wooowoo wooowooowooo!
- Player: You have no chance to survive make your time.
- Mysterious ghost: Woo?
- Player: All your base are belong to us.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 7
- Player: Hey, don't think you can talk to me like that!
- Mysterious ghost: Woo! WOO WOOOOO WOOWOOWOO WOO WOOOOO!
- Player: Are you threatening me?
- Mysterious ghost: Wooowoowoooooo.... Woowoowoo? Woooo, wooowoo wooowooowooo!
- Player: Just because you're already dead, doesn't mean I can't find a way to hurt you ghosty!
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 8
- Player: No, I've never been there in my life and CERTAINLY didn't steal anything when I was!
- Mysterious ghost: Woo! WOO WOOOOO WOOWOOWOO WOO WOOOOO!
- Player: Are you calling me a liar?!?! I have never stolen a thing in my life, and I resent the implication that I am the kind of morally depraved individual that would steal someone else's hard earned
- Player: money from their very pockets!
- Player: Or cakes. Or fur. Repeatedly. For long periods at a time.
- Mysterious ghost: Wooowoowoooooo.... Woowoowoo? Woooo, wooowoo wooowooowooo!
- Player: Well if you are going to take that attitude, then I have nothing further to say on the matter, and bid you good day!
- (End of dialogue)
Standard dialogue
- Player: Hello.
- Mysterious ghost: H-hello!
- Player: So what's up?
- Mysterious ghost: I cannot believe it! You can see me? You understand my words?
- Player: Sure can. So why are you hanging around here?
- Mysterious ghost: My tale is one of woe... No doubt you will have little interest in hearing it...
- Mysterious ghost: Though it has been so many moons since last I had company in this endless non-life...
- Select an Option
- Tell me your story
- Player: Well, actually I would like to know what happened to you to turn you into an invisible ghost.
- Player: If only so I can make sure it doesn't happen to me...
- Mysterious ghost: My name is Valdez. I served my Lord Saradomin faithfully for many years, as an explorer of this strange land we had been brought to.
- Mysterious ghost: I remember the day this curse fell upon me clearly... I had just discovered a huge temple, hidden below the ground, of one of Saradomin's compatriots.
- Mysterious ghost: I am unsure who had built it, or why they had left it seemingly abandoned, but inside I located a great treasure...
- Mysterious ghost: It was the godstaff of Armadyl. Oh, how I rue my choice that day!
- Player: Choice?
- Mysterious ghost: Aye, stranger. I chose that day to take it so that my Lord Saradomin's power and prestige could be increased by its possession.
- Mysterious ghost: A god-weapon! Do you have any comprehension of the difficulty and rarity in obtaining such a thing?
- Mysterious ghost: To find such an artefact of power just lying around, it is almost incomprehensible...
- Mysterious ghost: So it was there in that deserted temple that I made my choice. I took the staff, and left that temple for Entrana immediately.
- Mysterious ghost: This was the cause of my cursed state.
- Player: What, you mean you gave it to Saradomin and in return he cursed you???
- Player: Seems kind of ungrateful if you ask me...
- Mysterious ghost: No stranger, you misunderstand completely... Firstly my gracious Lord would never treat anyone in such a manner; If he felt it was beyond my bounds as a mere mortal
- Mysterious ghost: to hold such an artefact, he would simply have commanded me to return it to whence I had claimed it, and I being eternally loyal would have obeyed without question...
- Player: And secondly?
- Mysterious ghost: And secondly, I never managed to pass the artefact on to my Lord...
- Mysterious ghost: The vile thief Rennard accosted me as I made my way to Entrana, and after defeating me with a sneak attack, plundered the staff from my person, and left me for dead...
- Mysterious ghost: I do not know what became of the staff, but I can feel in my very bones that whatever its final fate was, it is somehow related to this curse upon me...
- Player: Wow. Tough break.
- Mysterious ghost: I am sorry to bore you with my tale stranger, please allow me to compound my rudeness by asking you for one favour, small to perform?
- Player: Eh, I won't make any promises, but if it's nothing too annoying I guess I can help you out.
- Mysterious ghost: Many thanks stranger, this existence tortures me...
- Mysterious ghost: I need you to find Rennard and if he has the staff yet reclaim it, or find out what hideous deed he performed to curse me so!
- Mysterious ghost: I have nothing I may offer you save this piece of clothing, please take it as payment...
- (Player receives Ghostly robe (top).)
- Player: Where can I find this Rennard then?
- If Rennard is in the Wilderness Bandit Camp:
- Mysterious ghost: Ah, the infamous Rennard... The last I had heard of that vile thief, he had joined a group of bandits in an evil land to the North-east of here, where they had made their home living outside of
- Mysterious ghost: the reach of the authorities that pursued them...
- Player: Okay, well I'll try and find him for you then.
- (End of dialogue)
- If Rennard is near the Pirates' Hideout:
- Mysterious ghost: Ah, the infamous Rennard... The last I had heard of him, he had sought passage on a ship crewed by none but the most dastardly lowly pirates...
- Mysterious ghost: I also heard that this ship had been caught in a violent storm, and stranded upon rocks, where the pirates then made their home...
- Player: Okay, well I'll try and find him for you then.
- (End of dialogue)
- If Rennard is in The Big Heist Lodge:
- Mysterious ghost: Ah, the infamous Rennard... The last I had heard of that vile thief, he had joined a group of bandits in a barren land to the South-east of here, where they prey upon the unsuspecting visitors to
- Mysterious ghost: the desert awaiting the return of their dark master...
- Player: Okay, well I'll try and find him for you then.
- (End of dialogue)
- Mysterious ghost: Ah, the infamous Rennard... The last I had heard of that vile thief, he had joined a group of bandits in a barren land to the South-east of here, where they prey upon the unsuspecting visitors to
- Mysterious ghost: the desert awaiting the return of their dark master...
- Player: Okay, well I'll try and find him for you then.
- (End of dialogue)
- Goodbye then
- Player: Well, that's all fascinating, but I just don't particularly care. Bye-bye.
- (End of dialogue)
When spoken to again
- Player: Hello.
- Select an Option
- Chat about the curse.
- Mysterious ghost: Thank you for hearing my tale... It has been so lonely here...
- Player: Can you remind me where to find the thief Rennard who caused this curse to befall you again?
- Mysterious ghost: Of course...
- If Rennard is in the Wilderness Bandit Camp:
- Mysterious ghost: Ah, the infamous Rennard... The last I had heard of that vile thief, he had joined a group of bandits in an evil land to the North-east of here, where they had made their home living outside of
- Mysterious ghost: the reach of the authorities that pursued them...
- Player: Okay, well I'll try and find him for you then.
- (End of dialogue)
- If Rennard is near the Pirates' Hideout:
- Mysterious ghost: Ah, the infamous Rennard... The last I had heard of him, he had sought passage on a ship crewed by none but the most dastardly lowly pirates...
- Mysterious ghost: I also heard that this ship had been caught in a violent storm, and stranded upon rocks, where the pirates then made their home...
- Player: Okay, well I'll try and find him for you then.
- (End of dialogue)
- If Rennard is in The Big Heist Lodge:
- Mysterious ghost: Ah, the infamous Rennard... The last I had heard of that vile thief, he had joined a group of bandits in a barren land to the South-east of here, where they prey upon the unsuspecting visitors to
- Mysterious ghost: the desert awaiting the return of their dark master...
- Player: Okay, well I'll try and find him for you then.
- (End of dialogue)
- Ask for more ghostly robes.
- Player: Could I have more of those ghostly robes you gave me?
- Mysterious ghost: It seems as though the curse that keeps me here extends to my very clothing... how many robe tops do you want?
- (Player receives requested amount of Ghostly robe (top).)
- Mysterious ghost: Here you go.
- (End of dialogue)