Transcript:Longhall Bouncer
Before The Fremennik Trials
Talking to him or attempting to open the door to the long hall backstage
- Longhall bouncer: Hey, outerlander. You can't go through there. Talent only, backstage.
- (End of dialogue)
During The Fremennik Trials
Trying to enter the backstage without an enchanted lyre
- Longhall Bouncer: Get lost, outerlander. Performers only past this point.
- Player: But I am a performer!
- Longhall Bouncer: Oh, really? So where's your instrument?
- Player: Um... I'm an acapella bard?
- Longhall Bouncer: Oh, really? You won't mind singing me a quick song then.
- Select the song to sing
- Tie Me Chompy Bird Down
- Player: Tie me chompy bird down, Rantz Tie me chompy bird down! Me stickers don't get no quicker, So tie me chompy bird down!
- (continues below)
- Murphy Row The Boat Ashore
- Player: Murphy row the boat ashore... We are siiiiinking...
- (continues below)
- My Old Man's A Miner
- Player: My old man's a miner, Spends all day mining ore, He wears a dragon ammy, And lives in Falador - Oi!
- (continues below)
- Elvarg The Magic Dragon
- Player: Elvarg the magic dragon... Lives by the sea... He spends all his days eating folk, And dies occasionally...
- (continues below)
- Longhall Bouncer: That was a pile of tosh. Get lost, outerlander. You're a bard like I'm a goblin. Do I look stupid to you?
- Player: Well, actually...
- Longhall Bouncer: I said, get lost.
- (End of dialogue)
After obtaining the enchanted lyre
- Longhall Bouncer: You have an instrument now, huh? Go on through the door.
- (End of dialogue)
Upon entering the backstage
- Longhall Bouncer: Yeah, you're good to go through. Olaf tells me you're some kind of outerlander bard here on tour. I doubt you're worse than Olaf is.
- (End of dialogue)
After completing the Bard's trial
- Longhall Bouncer: You can't go through there. Talent only, backstage.
- Player: But I'm a Bard!
- Longhall Bouncer: No you're not. I saw your performance. I was paid well to keep you from ever setting foot on stage here again.
- (End of dialogue)