Transcript:Longhall Bouncer

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Before The Fremennik Trials

Longhall bouncer: Hey, outerlander. You can't go through there. Talent only, backstage.
(End of dialogue)

Longhall Bouncer: Get lost, outerlander. Performers only past this point.
Player: But I am a performer!
Longhall Bouncer: Oh, really? So where's your instrument?
Player: Um... I'm an acapella bard?
Longhall Bouncer: Oh, really? You won't mind singing me a quick song then.
Select the song to sing
Tie Me Chompy Bird Down
- Player: Tie me chompy bird down, Rantz Tie me chompy bird down! Me stickers don't get no quicker, So tie me chompy bird down!
- (continues below)
Murphy Row The Boat Ashore
- Player: Murphy row the boat ashore... We are siiiiinking...
- (continues below)
My Old Man's A Miner
- Player: My old man's a miner, Spends all day mining ore, He wears a dragon ammy, And lives in Falador - Oi!
- (continues below)
Elvarg The Magic Dragon
- Player: Elvarg the magic dragon... Lives by the sea... He spends all his days eating folk, And dies occasionally...
- (continues below)
Longhall Bouncer: That was a pile of tosh. Get lost, outerlander. You're a bard like I'm a goblin. Do I look stupid to you?
Player: Well, actually...
Longhall Bouncer: I said, get lost.
(End of dialogue)

Longhall Bouncer: Yeah, you're good to go through. Olaf tells me you're some kind of outerlander bard here on tour. I doubt you're worse than Olaf is.
(End of dialogue)

Longhall Bouncer: You can't go through there. Talent only, backstage.
Player: But I'm a Bard!
Longhall Bouncer: No you're not. I saw your performance. I was paid well to keep you from ever setting foot on stage here again.
(End of dialogue)