Transcript:2020 Birthday event

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This transcript involves dialogue with Draul Leptoc, Ellamaria, Gertrude, Gnome Child, Hans, Horacio (2020 Birthday event), Iffie, Juliet, Kanel, King Roald, Phillipa, Philop, Romeo, Wise Old Man, and the player.

Starting out

Juliet

First talk

• Ask about the birthday party.
  • Juliet: Oh, I just can't be bothered.
  • Player: What's the matter Juliet?
  • Juliet: I've been told I have to throw the birthday party at my place this year, but I don't feel like it, my life is just tragic.
  • Juliet: I don't care about this party.
  • Player: Sometimes I think my life's nothing but a comedy, but I don't let it get me down. Why so glum chum?
  • If the player has not completed Romeo & Juliet:
    • Juliet: I have no-one in my life, I can't be with my love, Romeo. There is nothing for me to wake up to each day, I feel like my life is a repeat of the same day over and over.
    • Player: You need to get out and enjoy life Juliet, slay some dragons and explore the world.
    • Juliet: I wouldn't go that far! I'm just tired of being locked in this house with just my cousin, Phillipa.
    • Juliet: The only thing that cheers me up is looking over to Gertrude's house and seeing her kittens playing.
    • (Continues below)
  • If the player has completed Romeo & Juliet:
    • Juliet: Romeo doesn't care for me anymore, the minute he saw Phillipa, he's been all over her. I have no one anymore.
    • Player: Oh come on, it can't be that bad. Is Romeo really worth getting this upset over? He's a bit empty headed if you ask me.
    • Juliet: He was all I had, now the only thing keeping me going is the soft sounds of Gertrude's Cats.
    • (Continues below)
  • Player: Sounds like you need a new friend, would you like me to see if Gertrude will give you one of her kittens?
  • Juliet: I've asked her before, but we aren't on good standing anymore, ever since I planted lilies in our garden.
  • Player: Why would she be upset about lilies?
  • Juliet: They're quite poisonous to cats, how was I supposed to know, I'm not a cat doctor...
  • Player: Maybe getting you a pet isn't a good idea then, perhaps I should go talk to your cousin for some ideas.
  • Juliet: I'll be here...alone, waiting for the next adventurer to come along and try to help.
  • (End of dialogue)
• (Non-event dialogue) Something else.

When talked to again

• Ask about the birthday party.
  • A random dialogue is selected from the following:
  • Dialogue 1
    • Juliet: Love's stories written in love's richest books. To fan the moonbeams from his sleeping eyes.
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 2
    • Juliet: Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 3
    • Juliet: All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances. And one man in his time plays many parts,
    • Juliet: His acts being seven ages.
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 4
    • Juliet: Double, double, toil and trouble. Fire burn, and cauldron bubble!
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 5
    • Juliet: Doubt thou the stars are fire. Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar. But never doubt I love.
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 6
    • Juliet: All that glitters is not platinum.
    • (Continues below)
  • Player: What are you mumbling to yourself Juliet?
  • Juliet: Oh, I've just been reading a book, it helps me get through the day.
  • Player: I need to find a way to cheer her up, Phillipa should be able to help, I just can't stand to see her like this.
  • (End of dialogue)
• (Non-event dialogue) Something else.

Phillipa

First talk

• Ask about the birthday party.
  • If the player has not completed Romeo & Juliet:
    • Player: Hi, could you help me cheer up Juliet?
    • Phillipa: Sure, I'll be happy to, what's wrong with her?
    • Player: Well she's been feeling down, she mentioned not being able to be with some guy called Romeo and her father has put her in charge of this years birthday party.
    • Phillipa: Romeo! Oh, he's so dreamy, a little bit annoying, but dreamy.
    • Player: Okay, thanks for sharing, but I need to get her started on the birthday party or there won't be one this year.
    • (Continues below)
  • If the player has completed Romeo & Juliet:
    • Player: Hey Phillipa, we need to do something about Juliet.
    • Phillipa: Hi [player name], good to see you again, how are you?
    • Player: Hi... I'm good thanks.
    • Phillipa: Oh that's great! Romeo and I are also doing great thanks for asking, we've been having the best time since you introduced me to him.
    • Player: I'm not here to find out how you and Romeo are getting on, I'm here to help Juliet.
    • Phillipa: Typical, what is she upset about this time?
    • Player: Her father put her in charge of the birthday party this year, but she's not feeling up to it, recent events have got her feeling quite down.
    • (Continues below)
  • Phillipa: Why don't you try cheering her up?
  • Player: I offered to get her one of Gertrude's cats, but she told me there's little chance of that happening.
  • Phillipa: Hmm, why don't you try dressing up as one, you could be her emotional support human.
  • Player: That sounds like a terrible idea...
  • Player: Surely there's something less... weird... I can do instead?
  • Phillipa: Got any better ideas?
  • Player: ... no.
  • Phillipa: Thought not, so since she loves cats, why don't you dress up as one and dance for her.
  • Player: I'm not going to dress up as a cat...
  • Phillipa: Fine, but what about just the ears?
  • Player: ... I suppose I can do that.
  • Player: Where am I supposed to find some? I'm not about to take some off a cat.
  • Phillipa: I'm sure Iffie in town could put something together for you, she stays in the clothing store by Varrock Square.
  • Player: Fine, I'll go have a word.
  • (End of dialogue)
• (Non-event dialogue) Something else.

When talked to again

• Ask about the birthday party.
  • Phillipa: How are you getting on with your cat costume?
  • Player: Still working on it, who did you say could help me with it?
  • Phillipa: Iffie should be able to help, she runs the clothing store by Varrock Square.
  • (End of dialogue)
• (Non-event dialogue) Something else.

Gertrude

• Player: Did Juliet not invite you to her party?
• Gertrude: No, me and her aren't friends anymore, she tried to poison my cats.
• Player: I should go before I make things worse.
• (End of dialogue)

Getting the cat ears

Iffie

First talk

• Player: Hello Ma'am, are you Iffie?
• Iffie: Yes dearie, what can I do for you?
• Player: Phillipa told me that you could make me a pair of cat ears.
• Iffie: Cat ears? That's a bit cringe isn't it dearie?
• Player: It's not for me...it's for a friend.
• Iffie: Well I never...back in my day...
• Player: I don't like it either, but I don't have much choice. Do you think you could make some for me?
• Iffie: I suppose I could, but you'll need to help me dear.
• Player: Of course, what do you need me to do?
• Iffie: To make them properly, I'll need you to get me some cat fur.
• Player: No way, I did not sign up for this so I could skin a cat.
• Iffie: Hehehe, no dearie, there's more than one way to shave a cat.
• Iffie: The most obvious place that comes to mind, is Miss, oh... what's her name... ... Gertrude's house in West Varrock.
• Iffie: She should be able to help you, might confuse the poor girl if you ask her directly though.
• Player: Thanks Iffie, I'll see what I can find.
• (End of dialogue)

When talked to again

• Player: I'm struggling to find some cat hair.
• Iffie: I have better things to do than help you all day.
• Iffie: Check Getrude's house, opposite Juliet's, she must have plenty left on her clothes over the years.
• Player: Thanks again Iffie, sorry for taking up your precious time.
• (End of dialogue)

Getting cat hair

Gertrude

• Ask about the birthday party.
  • Player: Hi Gertrude, do you have any cat hair I can borrow?
  • Gertrude: Do I look like I collect cat hairs? It may collect onto my clothes like no tomorrow, but I don't hoard it.
  • Player: Sorry for asking...maybe there's another way I can get it off her...
  • (End of dialogue)
• (Non-event dialogue) Something else.

Taking the comb from the table

If the player does not have her comb yet

• You take Gertrude's comb.
• (Player receives Gertrude's comb.)
• (End of dialogue)

If the player has taken her comb already

• You already have one of Gertrude's combs, it would be rude to take more.
• (End of dialogue)

Using the comb on Gertrude

If the player does not have any loose cat hair yet

• You run the comb through Gertrude's cardigan.
• You find some loose cat hairs, you take them and store them in your pocket.
• (Player receives loose cat hair.)
• Gertrude: Oi! What do you think you're doing?
• Player: Oh, uh...nothing! I'll be going now!
• (End of dialogue)

If the player already has some loose cat hair

• You already have some cat hair, best leave it there.
• (End of dialogue)

Using the comb on your pet cat

If the player does not have any loose cat hair yet

• You run your comb through the [kitten/grown cat/overgrown cat]'s fur, you collect some loose fur.
• (Player receives loose cat hair.)
• (End of dialogue)

If the player already has some loose cat hair

• You already have some cat hair, best leave it there.
• (End of dialogue)

When talked to whilst having cat hair

• Ask about the birthday party.
  • Player: I found some cat hair.
  • Gertrude: Wow, that's very impressive.
  • (End of dialogue)
• (Non-event dialogue) Something else.

Philop/Kanel

• Player: Hello little guy, do you know where I can get some cat hair?
• Philop/Kanel: Why.
• Player: I need it to make some cat ears for someone.
• Philop/Kanel: Why.
• Player: Because Juliet is sad and I need to cheer her up.
• Philop/Kanel: Why.
• Player: I don't have time for this.
• Philop/Kanel: M-mummy said she always has cat hwair on her cardigwan, she's always gwumpy about it.
• Player: Great, thanks kid, do you know how I can get it off her cardigan?
• Philop/Kanel: She's always compwaining about not bewing able to find her cwomb, I think she uses it to get the hwair off.
• (End of dialogue)

Getting the cat ears

Iffie

• Player: Hello again Iffie, I managed to find some cat hair.
• Iffie: Hello dearie, have you now? I'm surprised you even bothered.
• Player: It's not like I have much else to do.
• Iffie: You young'uns are an odd bunch.
• Iffie: Hand it over and I'll get to work.
• Player gives Iffie the cat hair.
• Iffie starts to work on the cat ears...
• Iffie: ...if I just...
• Iffie: ...then I can attach this here...
• Iffie: ...ouch!...
• Iffie: ...almost there...
• Iffie: ...and there we go, here you go dearie, one hand made pair of cat ears.
• Iffie hands you a pair of cat ears.
• (Player receives cat ears.)
• Player: Wow...these look...purrfect.
• Iffie: Good, don't ask me to make another pair.
• Player: I should go back to Juliet and see if I can cheer her up now.
• (End of dialogue)

When talked to again

• Iffie: Not now dear, I've had enough excitement for one day.
• (End of dialogue)

When talked to after destroying cat ears

• Player: Hi Iffie, I'm really sorry, but I lost my cat ears.
• Iffie: What did I tell you, I said don't ask me for another pair and now you're back.
• Player: I know and I'm sorry, could you please make me another pair.
• Iffie: What in tarnation, fine, give me a minute...
• Iffie angrily makes another pair of cat ears for you.
• (Player receives cat ears.)
• Iffie: ...here you go, don't go losing these ones as well.
• (End of dialogue)

Cheering up Juliet

Gertrude

Wearing the cat ears

• Ask about the birthday party.
  • Gertrude: Hello little kitty, are you lost?
  • Player: Eeeerrrr...
  • Gertrude: Come here little fella, I've got a tasty sardine for you.
  • Take Sardine?
  • Yes.
    • You take the sardine from Gertrude and quickly eat it.
    • Gertrude: Who's a good fluff ball.
    • Player: Meooow!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • No.
    • Player: I should go...
    • (End of dialogue)
• (Non-event dialogue) Something else.

Phillipa

• Ask about the birthday party.
  • Player: Alright Phillipa, I've got the cat ears, now what do you want me to do?
  • Phillipa: Aww, they're so adorable!
  • Player: ...
  • Phillipa: Okay, you need to go talk to Juliet and try cheer her up, do a dance for her or something, do you have any good moves?
  • Player: I know a couple, okay let me try.
  • (End of dialogue)
• (Non-event dialogue) Something else.

Juliet

Not wearing the cat ears

• Ask about the birthday party.
  • Player: Hello again Juliet, I've got a surprise that might cheer you up.
  • Juliet: Where is it? I don't see anything?
  • Player: Oh damn, where did I put them?
  • Juliet: Come back when you have something for me...
  • You should put a pair of cat ears on before trying to cheer her up.
  • (End of dialogue)
• (Non-event dialogue) Something else.

Wearing the cat ears

• Ask about the birthday party.
  • Player: Juliet, I've got something for you.
  • Juliet: Oh my! What's that on your head?
  • Player: Since you can't have a cat, I thought I'd be one for you. Meeeeooow...
  • Juliet: Oh wonderful! Are you going to dance for me then?
  • Player: Of course!
  • Try performing an emote to cheer up Juliet.
  • Emote tab opens
• (Non-event dialogue) Something else.

After selecting an emote

• Correct emotes:
  • A random dialogue is selected from the following:
  • Dialogue 1
    • Juliet: I love it!
  • Dialogue 2
    • Juliet: Wow...
  • Dialogue 3
    • Juliet: Wow shred it dude!
  • Dialogue 4
    • Juliet: Oh that's absolutely marvellous!
  • Dialogue 5
    • Juliet: Bit oldschool, but I like it!
  • Dialogue 6
    • Juliet: Hehehe.
  • Dialogue 7
    • Juliet: You're so silly.
  • Dialogue 8
    • Juliet: Wonderful.
  • Dialogue 9
    • Juliet: That's delightful.
• Skillcape emotes:
  • Juliet: That's really impressive! You must of trained very hard to pull that off.
• Blow kiss emote:
  • Juliet: That's cute, but sorry, you're not my type.
• Smooth dance emote:
  • Juliet: Never seen dance moves so fresh!
• Incorrect emotes:
  • A random dialogue is selected from the following:
  • Dialogue 1
    • Juliet: Why would you do that?
  • Dialogue 2
    • Juliet: Uhm...
  • Dialogue 3
    • Juliet: ...
• (Continues below if Juliet has cheered up.)

If Juliet has cheered up

• Juliet: Wow, thanks [player name], I feel a lot better.
• Player: Oh Saradomin, that was embarrassing
• Juliet: Don't be embarrassed, you've made me feel better. I'm going to throw a big party to say thanks.
• Juliet: Maybe I don't need Romeo after all.
• Juliet: Head downstairs when you're ready. Oh, you can keep the ears as well.
• (End of dialogue)

After completing the event

Draul Leptoc

• Ask about the birthday party.
  • Draul Leptoc: My house is going to be ruined, why did I agree to throwing this blasted party?
  • (End of dialogue)
• (Non-event dialogue) Something else.

Ellamaria

• Ellamaria: These parties are always a bore.
• Player: Come on, it's not too bad, you just need to loosen up!
• Ellamaria: No thank you, I don't want to make a fool of myself, one has to keep up appearances.
• (End of dialogue)

Gnome Child

• A random dialogue is selected from the following:
• Dialogue 1
  • Gnome Child: In the depths she has sealed them. Their power becomes hers.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 2
  • Gnome Child: The father lives on. Alas, he's not the man he once was.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 3
  • Gnome Child: A door will finally open. A body lies within.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 4
  • Gnome Child: The fate of the future, it lies in the past. He will save us all.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 5
  • Gnome Child: A new evil rises in an unlikely place. But the rhythm will be her undoing.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 6
  • Gnome Child: Before sacrificing to the mighty Zulrah, comes the dawn.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 7
  • Gnome Child: When they say you're going off the rails, they're jealous that you can fly.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 8
  • Gnome Child: So many symbols, so many signs. What do they mean? The answer is written in blood.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 9
  • Gnome Child: The city of gold they call it. Alas, the gold is that of fools.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 10
  • Gnome Child: Long he has waited. At last, the most loyal servant will make his move.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 11
  • Gnome Child: A horn was hidden in the sand, sealed away by the forgotten four.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 12
  • Gnome Child: Those things which I am saying now may be obscure, yet they will be made clearer in the proper place.
  • (End of dialogue)

Hans

• Player: Hey Hans, you look like you're enjoying the party!
• Hans: Oh course *hic* I love a good *hic* party.
• Hans: I have a *hic* great party trick *hic*
• Player: Does it include guessing my age?
• Hans: Exactly *burp* that!
• Hans: You've probably spent *hic* [amount] days, [amount] hours, [amount] minutes in the world since you arrived [amount] days ago.
• (End of dialogue)

Horacio

• Horacio: It's not often I get to leave Lumbridge, but when I do, I like to go a little wild.
• (End of dialogue)

Juliet

• Ask about the birthday party.
  • Player: Hi Juliet, why aren't you downstairs enjoying the party?
  • Juliet: It's a little too loud for me down there, I'd rather stay up here and relax.
  • Player: To each their own, you've thrown a truly amazing party this year.
  • (End of dialogue)
• (Non-event dialogue) Something else.

King Roald

• Player: Hello your majesty, I hope you're enjoying the party.
• King Roald: Ah, my loyal subject, yes, this is excellent.
• King Roald: I heard you played a hand in helping to make it happen.
• Player: Well, I might have done a thing or two to push Juliet into throwing it.
• King Roald: You have my thanks, I'd give you a reward, but I left my coin purse in the castle.
• Player: Oh, I could go fetch it if you'd like?
• King Roald: That's quite alright, we're here for a good time!
• Player: Alright, if you say so.
• (End of dialogue)

Phillipa

• Ask about the birthday party.
  • Phillipa: Thanks for cheering up Juliet, you've saved the party.
  • Player: It's okay, I'm used to it at this point.
  • (End of dialogue)
• (Non-event dialogue) Something else.

Romeo

• Ask about the birthday party.
  • If the player has not completed Romeo & Juliet:
    • Romeo: Alas friend, another day of hopelessness for me.
    • Player: What's got you feeling down?
    • Romeo: My love has thrown a birthday party this year, but I cannot go, for her father keeps us apart.
    • Player: That's a shame, hopefully someone will come along and help sort it out for you.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • If the player has completed Romeo & Juliet:
    • Player: Hey Romeo, why aren't you at the birthday event?
    • Romeo: Woe is me, Draul won't let me in...not after everything that happened with Juliet.
    • Player: Oh right yes, when you left Juliet for dead and went off with her cousin.
    • Romeo: Love took over, the minute I saw Phillipa, I knew she was the one for me.
    • Player: Wow Romeo, you're a really classy guy, keep it up.
    • (End of dialogue)
• (Non-event dialogue) Something else.

Wise Old Man

• Wise Old Man: Sorry young one! I'm too busy to help you out!
• (End of dialogue)