Transcript:Alice the Camel
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Standard dialogue
- Ask the camel about its dung.
- Player: I'm sorry to bother you, but could you spare me a little dung?
- The camel didn't seem to appreciate that question.
- (End of dialogue)
- Say something unpleasant.
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 2
- Player: Mmm... looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 3
- Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...
- (End of dialogue)
- Neither - I'm a polite person.
- (End of dialogue)
Dialogue whilst wearing a camulet
- Ask the camel about its dung.
- Player: I'm sorry to bother you, but could you spare me a little dung?
- Alice the Camel: Are you serious?
- Player: Oh yes. If you'd be so kind...
- Alice the Camel: Well, just you close your eyes first. I'm not doing it while you're watching me!
- Alice the Camel: I hope that's what you wanted!
- Player: Ohhh yes. Lovely.
- (End of dialogue)
- Say something unpleasant.
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.
- (Continues below)
- Dialogue 2
- Player: Mmm... looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.
- (Continues below)
- Dialogue 3
- Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...
- (Continues below)
- Alice the Camel: What did you say?
- Player: Nothing, nothing.
- Alice the Camel: Well, don't interrupt me, I've got work to do.
- Player: Really? What sort of work?
- Alice the Camel: I'm participating in the construction of a shopping and sales extravaganza!
- Player: ...What?
- Alice the Camel: My masters have me hauling boxes around. There's not much to do at the moment, though.
- Player: Are your masters those men called Ali?
- Alice the Camel: Yes, that's them. They're traders working for Ali Morrisane.
- Player: So, what's it like working for your masters?
- Alice the Camel: It's hard work sometimes, but it could be worse.
- Alice the Camel: I heard about a pair of camels back in Pollnivneach who were poisoned!
- Alice the Camel: They say someone put spicy sauce in their food.
- Player: Really? That's very cruel of whoever did it.
- Alice the Camel: I sincerely hope whoever did it was punished. Do they have no compassion for camels?
- (End of dialogue)
- Neither - I'm a polite person.
- (End of dialogue)