Transcript:Barfy Bill

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Standard dialogue

• Player: Hello there.
• Barfy Bill: Oh! Hello there.
• Who are you?
  • Player: Who are you?
  • Barfy Bill: My name is Ex Sea Captain Barfy Bill.
  • Player: Ex sea captain?
  • Barfy Bill: Yeah, I bought a lovely ship and was planning to make a fortune running her as a merchant vessel.
  • Player: Why are you not still sailing?
  • Barfy Bill: Chronic sea sickness. My first, and only, voyage was spent dry heaving over the rails.
  • Barfy Bill: If I had known about the sea sickness I could have saved myself a lot of money.
  • Player: What are you up to now then?
  • Barfy Bill: Well my ship had a little fire related problem. Fortunately it was well insured.
  • Barfy Bill: Anyway, I don't have to work anymore so I've taken to canoeing on the river.
  • Barfy Bill: I don't get river sick!
  • Barfy Bill: Would you like to know how to make a canoe?
  • Yes
    • Player: Could you teach me about canoes?
    • If the player has 1-11 Woodcutting:
      • Barfy Bill: Well, you don't look like you have the skill to make a canoe.
      • Barfy Bill: You need to have at least level 12 woodcutting.
      • Barfy Bill: Once you are able to make a canoe it makes travel along the river much quicker!
      • (End of dialogue)
    • If the player has 12-99 Woodcutting:
      • Barfy Bill: It's really quite simple. Just walk down to that tree on the bank and chop it down.
      • Barfy Bill: When you have done that you can shape the log further with your axe to make a canoe.
      • If the player has 12-26 Woodcutting:
        • Barfy Bill: Hah! I can tell just by looking that you lack talent in woodcutting.
        • Player: What do you mean?
        • Barfy Bill: No Callouses! No Splinters! No camp fires littering the trail behind you.
        • Barfy Bill: Anyway, the only 'canoe' you can make is a log. You'll be able to travel 1 stop along the river with a log canoe.
        • (End of dialogue)
      • If the player has 27-41 Woodcutting:
        • Barfy Bill: With your skill in woodcutting you could make my favourite canoe, the Dugout. They might not be the best canoe on the river, but they get you where you're going.
        • Player: How far will I be able to go in a Dugout canoe?
        • Barfy Bill: You will be able to travel 2 stops on the river.
        • (End of dialogue)
      • If the player has 42-56 Woodcutting:
        • Barfy Bill: The best canoe you can make is a Stable Dugout, one step beyond a normal Dugout.
        • Barfy Bill: With a Stable Dugout you can travel to any place on the river.
        • Player: Even into the Wilderness?
        • Barfy Bill: Not likely! I've heard tell of a man up near Edgeville who claims he can use a Waka to get up into the Wilderness.
        • Barfy Bill: I can't think why anyone would wish to venture into that hellish landscape though.
        • (End of dialogue)
      • If the player has 57-99 Woodcutting:
        • Barfy Bill: Hoo! You look like you know which end of an axe is which!
        • Barfy Bill: You can easily build one of those Wakas. Be careful if you travel into the Wilderness though.
        • Barfy Bill: I've heard tell of great evil in that blasted wasteland.
        • Player: Thanks for the warning Bill.
        • (End of dialogue)
  • No
    • Player: No thanks, not right now.
    • (End of dialogue)
• Can you teach me about Canoeing?
  • Player: Can you teach me about canoes?
  • (Same as above)