Transcript:Beaver
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Standard dialogue
Normal variant
- Player: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Beaver: Approximately 32,768 depending on his woodcutting level.
- (End of dialogue)
Oak variant
- Beaver: What did the oak tree drop?
- Player: What?
- Beaver: A-corny joke!
- (End of dialogue)
Willow variant
- Beaver: Aaaaaaaan I, willow-ays love youuu.
- (End of dialogue)
Maple variant
- Beaver: Why do maple trees not try to explore new lands?
- Player: Why?
- Beaver: They're afraid of treespassing.
- (End of dialogue)
Teak variant
- Beaver: Can we teak a break? My legs are tired.
- (End of dialogue)
Mahogany variant
- Beaver: If you had a pet pig, you could call it ma-hog-eat-any.
- (End of dialogue)
Arctic pine variant
- Beaver: Is there anything I can't eat?
- (End of dialogue)
Yew variant
- Beaver: Yew are a great companion.
- Player: Yew are too kind, my furry little friend.
- (End of dialogue)
Magic variant
- Beaver: I'm feeling blue today...
- Player: Anything I can do to cheer you up?
- Beaver: A dam and some logs could be some fun....
- (End of dialogue)
Redwood variant
- Beaver: It sure is hard to cut the top off of a redwood tree... You can't take any short cuts!
- Player: ...
- Player: Why do I even try talking to you.
- (End of dialogue)
Fox form
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- Fox: ...maybe if we all made an underground village together...
- Player: What are you pondering, my furry friend?
- Fox: Oh, just a grand plan to save all the wildlife from being hunted.
- Player: That is quite fantastic, fox!
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 2
- Player: Hello fox, what do you say?
- Fox: I do wish people would stop asking me that!
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 3
- Fox: I'm famished! Do you have any food?
- Player: I'm sure we could find you something.
- Fox: How about we visit a chicken coop to, uh, admire the scenery!
- Player: I better find you something to eat quickly.
- (End of dialogue)
When wearing the pheasant costume
- You shake your tail feathers.
- Fox: You look rather delicious today...
- (End of dialogue)
When using a chicken on it
- Fox: Ooh, don't mind if I do!
- You feed the chicken to your fox.
- Fox: *chomp* Delicious!
- (End of dialogue)
When using other food on it
- Fox: While I appreciate the offer, I won't eat any old thing!
- (End of dialogue)
Pheasant form
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- Pheasant: I can't believe people try to eat us.
- Player: What would you taste like? Chicken?
- Pheasant: I'd taste fowl, you wouldn't like it at all...
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 2
- Player: What's the Freaky Forester like?
- Pheasant: You mean the odd fellow who recruits random adventurers to butcher an exorbitant amount of my kind daily in exchange for his spare clothing?
- Pheasant: Why yes, he's simply delightful...
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 3
- Player: You look a bit on edge. Are you okay?
- Pheasant: I have the strangest urge to run infront of a fast moving adventurer...
- (End of dialogue)
When using redberries on Pheasant form
- Pheasant: Redberries! Please and thank you!
- You feed the berries to your pheasant.
- Pheasant: *chomp* Scrummy!
- (End of dialogue)
When using other food on Pheasant form
- Pheasant: Bwak! I am not some common fowl that will eat anything, I have standards!
- (End of dialogue)
Using unusable logs on it
Any coloured logs
- Beaver: Eww! What is that spell[sic]? Why would I want to chew on that? It stinks!
- (End of dialogue)
Any pyre logs
- Beaver: What's this strange coating on the log?
- Player: Olive oil blessed at an alter deep in Morytania. The oil helps with burning the shades in the area.
- Beaver: ...and you want me to chew on it?
- Player: Well...
- Beaver: That's a hard pass from me.
- (End of dialogue)
Achey tree logs
- Beaver: There's something not quite right about this log.
- Player: What do you mean?
- Beaver: I'm not sure, it looks like it's in pain, maybe a little... achey?
- Player: Sigh...
- (End of dialogue)
Blisterwood logs
- Beaver: *sniff* *sniff* No thanks. These may look like logs but they stink of iron, what do I look like a rock golem?
- (End of dialogue)
Juniper logs
- Beaver: *sniff* *sniff* No thanks. These logs smell just a bit too botanical for my liking. More of a beer beaver myself.
- (End of dialogue)
When using the Funky shaped log
- Beaver: Wow, that was awesome! You've really opened my eyes to the different types of logs out there in the world. I'll happily take any others you have!
- (End of dialogue)
When using the Fox whistle
- You blow the whistle...
- Fox: What a splendid noise!
- (End of dialogue)
When using the Golden pheasant egg
- You feed the egg to your pet...
- Pheasant: Feathers?! How novel!
- (End of dialogue)
Metamorphosis option in inventory
When the fox or pheasant form has not been unlocked
- You can change the colour of your pet Beaver by feeding it different types of logs.
- You can unlock other forms for your pet Beaver by finding special items during Woodcutting events.
- (End of dialogue)
Overhead dialogue
Battling another pet in the arena in the Menagerie
- Beaver: Grrr!
- Beaver: Grrrr!
- Beaver: Grarrr!
- Beaver: *slap*