Transcript:Butler

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Standard dialogue

• The Butler bows
• Butler: Good day, [sir/madam]. Would [sir/madam] care to hire a good butler for 5000 coins?
• What can you do?
  • Player: What can you do?
  • Butler: I can fulfill all [sir/madam]'s domestic service needs with efficiency and impeccable manners. I hate to boast, but I can say with confidence that no mortal can make trips to the bank or sawmill faster than I!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Tell me about your previous jobs
  • Player: Tell me about your previous jobs.
  • Butler: From a humble beginning as a dish-washer I have worked my way up through the ranks of domestic service in the households of nobles from Varrock and Ardougne. As a life-long servant I have naturally
  • Butler: suppressed any personality of my own and trained myself never to use the second person when talking to a superior. I have usually worked in the large households of the aristocracy, but now that such a large
  • Butler: number of private persons are building their own houses I decided to offer them my services.
  • (End of dialogue)
• You're hired!
  • If the player does not have at least 40 Construction:
    • Butler: I must respectfully decline, [sir/madam]. I offer a very exclusive service and will only work for people with over level 40 Construction.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • If the player has a servant already:
    • You already have a servant.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • If the player does not have a second bedroom with a bed:
    • You need a second bedroom with a bed for your servant to sleep in.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • If the player does not have enough money in their inventory:
    • Player: You're hired... well, I don't have the money on me, but can I owe you? I'm good for it, honest.
    • Butler: I regret that I cannot agree to begin my duties until I have been paid.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • If the player has the above conditions met and the player doesn't have a servant:
    • Butler: Thank you, [sir/madam]. I can start work immediately.
    • (End of dialogue)

In the Player-Owned House

If the player has not yet asked the Butler to perform a task

• If the player used the bellpull to call the Butler
  • Butler: You rang, [sir/madam]?
• If the player left clicked "Talk" to the Butler
  • Butler: Yes, [sir/madam]?
• Serve...
  • Tea
    • If the player has a kitchen with the required furniture
      • Butler: Very good, [sir/madam]. [Sir/Madam]'s tea will be ready shortly.
      • The Butler prepares tea
      • Butler: Your tea, [sir/madam]. Does [sir/madam] take milk?
      • Yes please
        • Player: Yes please.
        • (Player receives Cup of tea (Player-owned house).) (Depends on level of shelf in the player's kitchen)
        • (End of dialogue)
      • No thanks
        • Player: No thanks.
        • (Player receives Cup of tea (Player-owned house).) (Depends on level of shelf in the player's kitchen)
        • (End of dialogue)
      • Actually I don't want any
        • (End of dialogue)
    • If the player does not have a kitchen with the required furniture
      • (Transcript missing. edit)
  • Dinner
    • Butler: Very good, [sir/madam].
    • If the player has a dining table:
      • (Transcript missing. edit)
    • If the player does not have a dining table:
      • Butler: I regret that I cannot make a meal unless [sir/madam] has a dining table for me to serve it on.
      • (End of dialogue)
  • Drinks
    • Player: Serve drinks please.
    • If the player has an ale barrel
      • (Transcript missing. edit)
    • If the player does not have an ale barrel
      • Butler: I cannot serve drinks unless you have a kitchen with an ale barrel, [sir/madam].
      • (End of dialogue)
• Go to the bank...
  • Take something to the bank
    • Player: Can you fetch something from the bank for me?
    • Butler: Certainly, [sir/madam]. If [sir/madam] would simply tell me the items [he/she] requires?
  • Bring something from the bank
    • Wooden planks
      • Enter amount: (player input)
      • The Butler fetches the requested item(s)
      • Butler: Your goods, [sir/madam].
    • Oak planks
      • (Same as above)
    • Teak planks
      • (Same as above)
    • Mahogany planks
      • (Same as above)
    • More...
      • Soft clay
        • (Same as above)
      • Limestone brick
        • (Same as above)
      • Steel bar
        • (Same as above)
      • Cloth
        • (Same as above)
      • More...
        • Gold leaf
          • (Same as above)
        • Marble block
          • (Same as above)
        • Magic housing stone
          • (Same as above)
        • More...
          • (Shows previous-to-previous options)
    • (End of dialogue)
• Go to the sawmill...
  • Butler: Certainly, [sir/madam]. If [sir/madam] would care to give me the logs?
  • (End of dialogue)
• Greet guests
  • Player: Stay at the entrance and greet guests.
  • Butler: Very good, [sir/madam].
• You're fired
  • (Transcript missing. edit)

If the player has asked the Butler to perform a bank/sawmill task

• Repeat last task?
• [Task]
• Something else...
  • (Same as above)

If the Butler requires payment from Player

• Butler: If you do not pay me I will have to give you my notice, sir. My fee is 5000 coins.
• Select an Option
• Okay, here's 5,000 coins.
  • Player: Okay here's 5000 coins.
  • Butler: Thank you sir.
  • Butler: Your goods sir.
  • Butler is paid and player can continue on with services/receive requested items.
• I'll pay you later.
  • Player: I'll pay you later.
  • Butler is not paid and will not continue on with his services/give requested items until payment is made.
• You're fired!
  • Player: You're fired!
  • Butler: Very well, sir.
  • Butler is fired. Will leave the house and not return until rehired again.

If the player "Uses" an item on the Butler

• Butler: Shall I take that to the bank, [sir/madam]?
• Yes
  • Enter amount: (player input)
  • Butler: Very good, [sir/madam].
  • The Butler takes the requested item(s) to the bank
• No
  • Player: No
• (End of dialogue)

If the player "Uses" logs on the Butler

• Butler: Shall I take that to the bank or to the sawmill, [sir/madam]?
• Sawmill
  • Enter amount:
    [Number]*
  • Butler: The sawmill's fee would be [x], [sir/madam].
  • Convert the planks for [x] coins?
  • Yes
    • Butler: Very good, [sir/madam].
    • The Butler takes the requested log(s) to the sawmill
    • Butler: Your goods, [sir/madam].
    • (End of dialogue)
  • No
    • (End of dialogue)
• Bank
  • (Same as above)
• Never mind
  • Player: Never mind.

When the Butler greets a guest

• Butler: [player name] is entertaining in the [room]. Would [sir/madam] care to follow me?
• Butler transports the player to host