Transcript:Camel

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Standard dialogue

• Ask the camel about its dung.
  • Player: I'm sorry to bother you, but could you spare me a little dung?
  • The camel didn't seem to appreciate that question.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Say something unpleasant.
  • A random dialogue is selected from the following:
  • Dialogue 1
    • Player: Mmm... looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 2
    • Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 3
    • Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...
    • (Continues below)
  • A random dialogue is selected from the following:
  • Dialogue 1
    • The camel tries to stamp on your foot, but you pull it back quickly.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 2
    • The camel turns its head and glares at you.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 3
    • The camel spits at you, and you jump back hurriedly.
    • (End of dialogue)
• Neither - I'm a polite person.
  • (End of dialogue)

Dialogue whilst wearing a camulet

• Ask the camel about its dung.
  • Player: I'm sorry to bother you, but could you spare me a little dung?
  • Camel: Are you serious?
  • Player: Oh yes. If you'd be so kind...
  • Camel: Well, just you close your eyes first. I'm not doing it while you're watching me!
  • Camel: I hope that's what you wanted!
  • Player: Ohhh yes. Lovely.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Say something unpleasant.
  • A random dialogue is selected from the following:
  • Dialogue 1
    • Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 2
    • Player: Mmm... looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 3
    • Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...
    • (Continues below)
  • A random dialogue is selected from the following:
  • Dialogue 1
    • Camel: How can you say such cruel things?
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 2
    • Camel: Yeah? Well, your mother was a jackal!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 3
    • Camel: Hey! Be kinder to your four-legged neighbours.
    • (End of dialogue)
• Neither - I'm a polite person.
  • (End of dialogue)