Transcript:Cat

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Standard dialogue

• Select an Option
• How are you doing?
  • Player: How are you doing?
  • Cat: Good but could we go hunting again soon? One of my friends got a medal from Gertrude for catching lots of mice.
  • (End of dialogue)
• How old are you now?
  • Player: How old are you now?
  • Cat: I'm not too old, and not too young. In fact I think I'm just right.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Where do you want to go?
  • Player: Where do you want to go?
  • Cat: Can we go to Varrock sewers and chase some rats?
  • (End of dialogue)
• What do you want to do now?
  • Player: What do you want to do now?
  • Cat: I want to go chase things kill them and then eat them, purrr.
  • (End of dialogue)

Wearing cat ears

• Cat: Sorry human, but what are you wearing?
• Player: I got some cat ears made for me, don't they look meeeeeeeooooowvalous.
• The cat looks you dead in the eye, unblinking.
• Cat: Am I a joke to you?
• Player: UwU?
• Cat: Why are you doing this?
• Player: I thought it'd be cute and funny.
• Cat: It's not, take them off now human, before I get myself a pair of human ears to wear.
• (End of dialogue)