Transcript:Cosmic Being

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Standard dialogue

• Player: Hello there.
• Cosmic Being: Salutations traveller! It is unusual for one of the creatures called 'humans' to visit this plane. How can I assist you?
• I'm just looking around, thanks.
  • Player: I'm just looking around, thanks.
  • Cosmic Being: I hope the beauty of my world brings you great joy.
  • A random universal mystery will be selected from the list below.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Who are you?
  • Player: Who are you?
  • Cosmic Being: My name, in your language, would be Bubrezankaldargarez'jk, but you can just call me Bub. This small plane is my home, here I study and ponder the mysteries of existence.
  • Player: Mysteries of existence, eh? Like what?
  • A random universal mystery will be selected from the list below.
  • (End of dialogue)
• (During Fairytale II - Cure a Queen) I'm looking for a Star Flower.
  • Player: I'm looking for a Star Flower.
  • Cosmic Being: Then you've come to the right place. Star Flower, which is much prized for its magical properties, only grows on this plane. It has a very short life-span; plants grow, flower and die in the space of minutes! If you search
  • Cosmic Being: around you might find some growing somewhere.
  • (End of dialogue)

Universal mysteries

• A random dialogue is selected from the following:
• Dialogue 1
  • Cosmic Being: Where do flies go at night?
• Dialogue 2
  • Cosmic Being: Have you ever flicked through a dictionary and afterwards felt really depressed by how much you don't know?
• Dialogue 3
  • Cosmic Being: Do other birds speak pigeon pidgin?
• Dialogue 4
  • Cosmic Being: Political philosophy is an oxymoron.
• Dialogue 5
  • Cosmic Being: Why are yawns contagious?
• Dialogue 6
  • Cosmic Being: Do sick days include when you're sick of work?
• Dialogue 7
  • Cosmic Being: To be is to be the value of a variable.
• Dialogue 8
  • Cosmic Being: How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
• Dialogue 9
  • Cosmic Being: Where does a snake's tail begin?
• Dialogue 10
  • Cosmic Being: How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?
• Dialogue 11
  • Cosmic Being: If you're halfway from here to there, which is which?
• (End of dialogue)