Transcript:Cow's caged monkey

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This page contains the transcript of the Caged monkey (Cow). The content below is copied verbatim from Old School RuneScape and thus copyrighted by Jagex.

Standard dialogue

Editor's note: Completion of Monkey Madness II makes no difference to dialogue.

• Monkey: That was a mighty fine banana. Do you have any more?
• Player: I'm afraid that was the last one I had.
• Monkey: Oh, that's unfortunate.
• Player: So...
• Monkey: Yes?
• Player: You can speak?
• Monkey: And so can you. What's your point?
• Player: I mean, how can you speak? I thought you guys could only say things like 'ook ook'? Is it magic?
• Monkey: When we decided to come here and thwart your Humans Against Monkeys operation, we made sure to obtain some amulets of humanspeak so that we could better intimidate you all.
• Player: I see... can I have your amulet of humanspeak?
• Monkey: No.
• Player: Oh... okay then.
• (End of dialogue)

Using Cow's caged monkey on an affected NPC

• There is already a monkey in that cage!
• (End of dialogue)

Using a banana or premium banana on Cow's caged monkey

• Nothing interesting happens.
• (End of dialogue)