Transcript:Davey

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During Rum Deal

Before finding out about the spirit in the brewing equipment

• Player: Hello!
• Davey: 'Ello [guv/miss].
• Player: Why are you not helping out the others?
• Davey: Well you see, [guv/miss], I've got these unshakable religious convictions.
• Player: And those are?
• Davey: Well, it's like this, see. I used to do a bit of the old priestin' on the side.
• Davey: You know, collectin' for repairs to the church roof, passing the collection plate, jumble sales, nicking the lead off the temple roof so they needed repairing again.
• Davey: Real holy stuff, you know.
• Player: That doesn't sound all that holy to me.
• Davey: Well, that's because you're not a [man/woman] of the cloth are you?
• Davey: You are, in fact, what we refer to in layman's terms as a punter.
• Davey: But anyway, all that priestin' left me with an unshakable faith in three things.
• Davey: The power of good over evil.
• Davey: The true glory of the human spirit.
• Davey: And that I ain't goin out there with those things runnin' around.
• (End of dialogue)

After needing to bless the wrench

• Player: You used to be a priest, right?
• Davey: I didn't nick anything, [guv/miss]. I've got twenty people who'll swear blind I was...
• Player: What?
• Player: Never mind. I need some help with the spirit in the brewing equipment.
• Without the wrench:
  • Davey: Well, I'll bless something for you if you need it, but just don't spread it around that I'm giving out freebies.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Davey: Trust me, [guv/miss], lots of people need help after coming into contact with the spirits we produce here.
• Player: Can you bless this wrench for me?
• If the player does not have 47 Prayer points:
  • Davey: Nope.
  • Player: Nope?
  • Davey: Nope. You don't strike me as being... devout, you know?
  • Player: Come again?
  • Davey: Your holy aura, it's a little shoddy, if you catch my drift.
  • Player: What?
  • Davey: You need a Prayer level of 47.
  • Player: Oh!
  • Player: Well why didn't you just say so?
  • Davey: I might have had a bit of an overestimation problem [guv/miss]. I'm sure it won't happen again.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Davey: I might well do. Remember, only the first one's free.
• Davey: Dominoes Ad Nauseum, Romanes Eunt Domus.
• Davey: Sorted.
• Player: Is that it?
• Davey: Oh, you want the full package deal.
• Davey: All right. Brace yourself.
• Davey cheers. The player holds up the wrench and it is zapped by a magical force turning it into the holy wrench.
• Player: Groovy.
• Player: Thanks!
• Davey: No problem, [guv/miss]. Good luck with your little problem.
• Davey: You might find that little wrench worth hanging on to after you're done with the Spirit.
• Player: Really? I mean, it's holy and everything, but I don't think it looks all that useful.
• Davey: Well, it may not look much, but you'll find that you might need a few less prayer potions if you have it in your pack, if you know what I mean.
• Player: Well, no. I don't know what you mean, but I'm sure I'll find out!
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to him after getting the holy wrench

• Player: You used to be a priest, right?
• Davey: I didn't nick anything, [guv/miss]. I've got twenty people who'll swear blind I was...
• Player: What?
• Player: Never mind. I need some help with the spirit in the brewing equipment.
• Davey: You mean more help? I've already blessed one wrench for you, that should be enough.
• (End of dialogue)

After Rum Deal

• Davey: Ello again [guv/miss]. How's things?
• Player: Good! Everything seems to have worked out ok.
• Davey: I'm sure it'll stay that way so long as you don't know it's missing.
• Player: What?
• Davey: Nothin' [guv/miss], you just have a nice day.
• (End of dialogue)

Without a holy wrench in the inventory or bank

• Davey: Ello again [guv/miss]. I take it you're here about the wrench?
• Player: What? The Holy Wrench? But I lost it somewhere...
• Davey: Well [guv/miss], maybe that's what I want you to think.
• If the player has no inventory space:
  • Davey: As soon as you've got somewhere to put it I'll hand it over. I'll keep it nice and holy until then.
  • (End of dialogue)
• (Player receives holy wrench.)
• Davey: There you go. I've kept it nice and holy for you.
• Player: Thanks...
• (End of dialogue)