Transcript:Elly the Camel

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Standard dialogue

• Ask the camel about its dung.
  • Player: I'm sorry to bother you, but could you spare me a little dung?
  • The camel didn't seem to appreciate that question.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Say something unpleasant.
  • A random dialogue is selected from the following:
  • Dialogue 1
    • Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 2
    • Player: Mmm... looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Dialogue 3
    • Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...
    • (End of dialogue)
• Neither - I'm a polite person.
  • (End of dialogue)

Dialogue whilst wearing a camulet

• Ask the camel about its dung.
  • Player: I'm sorry to bother you, but could you spare me a little dung?
  • Elly the Camel: Are you serious?
  • Player: Oh yes. If you'd be so kind...
  • Elly the Camel: Well, just you close your eyes first. I'm not doing it while you're watching me!
  • Elly the Camel: I hope that's what you wanted!
  • Player: Ohhh yes. Lovely.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Say something unpleasant.
  • A random dialogue is selected from the following:
  • Dialogue 1
    • Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 2
    • Player: Mmm... looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.
    • (Continues below)
  • Dialogue 3
    • Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...
    • (Continues below)
  • Elly the Camel: Did you say something?
  • Player: No, er, nothing important.
  • Elly the Camel: Well, it's nice to have someone to talk to.
  • Elly the Camel: Ollie is so remote, and I can't get up the courage to talk to him...
  • Player: Who's Ollie?
  • Elly the Camel: He's the camel wandering around near that glider.
  • Elly the Camel: Isn't he so strong-looking and handsome?
  • Player: Er... he just looks like any other camel to me.
  • Elly the Camel: How can you not see how wonderful he is?
  • Elly the Camel: Why, he can cross the Kharidian Desert in three bounds, and he's so strong that he could haul the brick for the Emir's Arena in only a day!
  • Player: You're a camel, I'm not. Maybe you can see these things better.
  • Elly the Camel: For someone who understands camel speech, you're not good at these things.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Neither - I'm a polite person.
  • (End of dialogue)