Transcript:Evil Bob
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Standard dialogue
Prison Pete version
- Evil Bob: Do you wanna meet my pet? His name's Pete. Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?
- Yes, that seems like a good idea.
- Player is teleported to ScapeRune prison
- (Continues below)
- No, leave the cat alone.
- You leave the cat alone, and the cat leaves you alone.
- (End of dialogue)
Island version
- Evil Bob: Hey, [player name], come with me if you like fishing! Or has this amulet of humanspeak broken again?
- Yes, that seems like a good idea.
- Player is teleported to Evil Bob's Island
- (Continues below)
- No, leave the cat alone.
- You leave the cat alone, and the cat leaves you alone.
- (End of dialogue)
When talking to another player's Evil Bob event
- Evil Bob doesn't seem interested in you.
- (End of dialogue)
After losing interest or in an area where random events are disallowed
- Evil Bob is no longer interested in you.
- (End of dialogue)
In ScapeRune Prison Room
Continuation after getting teleported
- Prison Pete: So you've been captured too?
- Player: Captured?
- Prison Pete: Yes, Evil Bob captured me and stuck me in this prison.
- Player: How do I get out of here? I can't be held captive by a cat!
- Prison Pete: Some of these balloon animals have keys in them, and if you pull the big lever it tells you which shape animal contains the correct key, but I can never find it.
- Prison Pete: You need to pull the lever to find out which shape animal contains the key, then pop that sort of animal to get the key.
- Prison Pete: Bring me any keys you get and I'll try them on the doors.
- Okay.
- Player: Okay.
- (End of dialogue)
- But I want to leave now.
- Player: But I wan't to leave now.
- Prison Pete: Oh. Well I guess you can leave but I'll still be stuck here.
- Yes.
- (End of dialogue)
- No.
- (End of dialogue)
When talked to again
Before unlocking all gates
- What is this place?
- Player: What is this place?
- Prison Pete: Don't you remember? This is ScapeRune's prison. Evil Bob caught you and brought you here.
- Player: What gives him the right to lock me up? I demand to see a lawyer! I know my rights!
- Prison Pete: Evil Bob doesn't care about people's rights. He's cruel and utterly merciless. He's a cat.
- Player: How do I get out of here? I can't be held captive by a cat!
- Prison Pete: Some of these balloon animals have keys in them, and if you pull the big lever it tells you which shape animal contains the correct key, but I can never find it.
- Prison Pete: You need to pull the lever to find out which shape animal contains the key, then pop that sort of animal to get the key.
- Prison Pete: Bring me any keys you get and I'll try them on the doors.
- Okay.
- (Same as above)
- But I want to leave now..
- (Same as above)
- How do I get out of here?
- Player: How do I get out of here? I can't be held captive by a cat!
- Prison Pete: Some of these balloon animals have keys in them, and if you pull the big lever it tells you which shape animal contains the correct key, but I can never find it.
- Prison Pete: You need to pull the lever to find out which shape animal contains the key, then pop that sort of animal to get the key.
- Prison Pete: Bring me any keys you get and I'll try them on the doors.
- Okay..
- (Same as above)
- But I want to leave now..
- (Same as above)
After unlocking all gates
- Prison Pete: Come on, we should leave before Evil Bob comes back! You go first; I'll follow along.
- (End of dialogue)
When trying to use the main door
- Prison Pete: Oi! we'll be using the exit that's over here.
- (End of dialogue)
When attempting to pop a balloon animal before pulling the lever
Before unlocking all gates
- Prison Pete: You're meant to pull the lever to find out which sort of animal to pop!
- (End of dialogue)
After unlocking all gates
- Prison Pete: Come on, we should leave before Evil Bob comes back! You go first; I'll follow along.
- (End of dialogue)
When pulling the lever
Before unlocking all gates
- Prison Pete: That's right, pull it. Then remember what kind of animal shape you see. That's the animal that contains the right key.
- (End of dialogue)
After unlocking all gates
- Prison Pete: Come on, we should leave before Evil Bob comes back! You go first; I'll follow along.
- (End of dialogue)
When popping a balloon animal
- If the player does not have a Prison key:
- (Player receives a prison key.)
- Prison Pete: Great, now you've got a key! Bring it to me so I can try it on the doors.
- The player walks to Prison Pete
- Prison Pete: Ooh, thanks! I'll see if it's the right one...
- Player gives Prison Pete the key.
- If the key was from the wrong shape of balloon animal:
- Prison Pete: Aww, that was the wrong key! You must have popped the wrong sort of animal. Try the big lever again - it'll tell you which animal to pop.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the key was from the correct shape of balloon animal:
- If it wouldn't unlock the last gate:
- Prison Pete: Hooray, you got the right one! Now pull the lever again and let's get the next portal unlocked!
- (End of dialogue)
- If it would unlock the last gate:
- Prison Pete: You did it, you got all the keys right! Thank you! You're my friend FOREVER!
- Player: Let's get out of here before that cat notices.
- (End of dialogue)
- If it wouldn't unlock the last gate:
- If the player has a Prison key in their inventory:
- Prison Pete: Hey, bring me that key you've got! I wanna get out of here!
- (End of dialogue)
When leaving through the unlocked gates
- Player is teleported back to their original spot
- Prison Pete: Thanks a lot for your help! Here, have a present:
- (Player receives a random Prison Pete reward.)
- Player: Thanks! See you around!
- (End of dialogue)
When talking to again after leaving through the unlocked gates
- Prison Pete: Don't mind me, I was just leaving...
- (End of dialogue)
On Evil Bob's Island
Continuation after getting teleported
- Player: Huh?
- Player: Where am I?
- Evil Bob: On my island.
- Player: Take me to your leader!
- Evil Bob: I am your leader, you are but a slave!
- Player: I am not a slave, I am a free man!
- Evil Bob: Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
- (End of dialogue)
Talking with Evil Bob before giving him the correct raw fishlike thing
- Player: Let me out of here!
- Evil Bob: I will never let you go, [player name]!
- Why not?
- Player: Why not?
- Evil Bob: Uhm...
- Evil Bob: Because I say so! And because I can never have enough servants!
- Evil Bob: Now catch me some fish, I'm hungry.
- Player: What fish, where?
- Evil Bob: Talk to my other servants, and hurry it up!
- (End of dialogue)
- What's it all about?
- Player: What's it all about?
- Evil Bob: Sit down and I'll tell you. It's a question of servant shortage.
- Player: Go on.
- Evil Bob: You are a skilled worker. A human like you is worth a great deal as a slave.
- Player: A slave?? I will have nothing to do with you. Is that clear? Absolutely nothing.
- Evil Bob: Now be reasonable little human. It's just a matter of time before you will do everything I ask you to. Play along and this can be a very nice place.
- Player: I will not make any deals with you. I'm a human. I will not be pushed, numbered, meowed at, teleported or enslaved. My life is my own.
- Evil Bob: Is it?
- Player: Yes. You won't hold me.
- Evil Bob: Won't I?
- Evil Bob: Let me assure you there's no way out.
- Evil Bob: Just ask my servants!
- How is it possible that you're talking?
- Player: How is it possible that you're talking?
- Evil Bob: How is it possible that you're not meowing?
- Player: Meowing?? Why would I be meowing?
- Evil Bob: Most humans do, that's why I'm wearing this amulet of Man speak... but I do try to train my staff in civilised speech.
- Evil Bob: Ah, but I suppose things are slightly different in your world... what a dreadful place that must be.
- Player: I think I'm getting a headache...
- (End of dialogue)
- What did you do to Bob?
- Player: What did you do to Bob?
- Evil Bob: Bob? I am Bob!
- Evil Bob: Oh, you mean the Bob in your world? Nothing. I am an incarnation of Bob here on ScapeRune.
- Player: What, you mean this is... like some kind of mirror land?
- Evil Bob: Something like that... somewhere in ScapeRune there must be a human servant called [player name].
- Evil Bob: But you work just as well for me! Now get to work, human! Fish for me!
- (End of dialogue)
Upon catching a fishlike thing
- You catch a... what is this?? Is this a fish?? And... it's cooked already??
Using a fishlike thing on Evil Bob
- Evil Bob: What, are you giving me cooked fish? What am I going to do with that? Uncook it first!
- Player: Errr... Uncook it?
- Evil Bob: You heard me! There's the cold fire, by the trees, now get uncooking
- (End of dialogue)
Using a raw fishlike thing on Evil Bob
- If the player has the wrong fishlike thing:
- Evil Bob: What was this? That was absolutely disgusting!
- Evil Bob: Don't you know what kind of fish I like? Talk to my other servants for some advice.
- Evil Bob seems more attentive of you.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player gives Bob the final fishlike thing:
- Evil Bob: Mmm, mmm... that's... mmm... delicious...
- Evil Bob: Now, let me take... a little... catnap...
- Evil Bob: ZZZzzz
- Evil Bob falls asleep
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player needs to give Bob more fishlike things:
- Evil Bob: Mmm, mmm... that's delicious.
- Evil Bob: Now get me another one, you no good human!
- Evil Bob Seems slightly less attentive of you.
- (End of dialogue)
Using anything else on Evil Bob
- Evil Bob: What am I to do with that? Catch me some fish, puny human!
- (End of dialogue)
Trying to talk with Evil Bob while he's asleep
- Evil Bob appears to be sleeping, best not to wake him up.
- (End of dialogue)
Overhead dialogue
- Upon spawning in for the player & waiting for a response by the player:
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- Evil Bob: Mew!
- Dialogue 2
- Evil Bob: Yowl!
- Dialogue 3
- Evil Bob: Meeeow!
- Dialogue 4
- Evil Bob: Meeeeow!
- If the player does not respond in time:
- Evil Bob: Meeeeowby laaaater…