Transcript:Fairy Godfather

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Standard dialogue

During Fairytale I

• Player: Who are you? Where's the Fairy Queen? What's going on here? Where's the Fairy Queen's throne gone?
• Fairy Godfather: Ciao esploratore! So many questions. Whicha one would you hava me answer first?
• Who are you?
  • Player: Who are you?
  • Fairy Godfather: Me?! I am-a da Fairy Godfather.
  • Player: ...?
  • Fairy Godfather: I see-a by your face dat you have-a not-a heard of-a me. Irrespettoso, eet iz no eemportance. You weesh-a to know sometheeng else or no?
  • (Shows initial options)
• Where's the Fairy Queen?
  • Player: Where's the Fairy Queen?
  • Fairy Godfather: Ah, eet iz a trageec-a tale. Da Queen Bee she iz-a, how-you-say, seek?
  • Player: You mean sick. What happened?
  • Fairy Godfather: Ah, a tragedy to be-a struck-a down so young.
  • Fairy Godfather: How-a much do ya know about-a fairy folk, my beeg friend?
  • Player: Not actually a whole deal, I'm afraid.
  • Fairy Godfather: Well, let-a me enlighten yous. Zanaris iz-a nexus of-a da worlds. Da Queen Bee, she iz-a da guardian of-a all da folk dat live-a in Zanaris.
  • Fairy Godfather: So when-a thees Tanglefoot arrives, da Queen Bee she-a goes to da Cosmic Temple area to kill-a eet, but someting goes-a wrong. Da Queen Bee, she gets-a hurt and is-a now inna da magic sleep.
  • Fairy Godfather: She is-a being cared for by-a Fairy Nuff, who lives-a just north of-a da bank.
  • Player: Thanks, I'll go see her then. Goodbye.
  • Fairy Godfather: Ciao. Oh, and [player name]...
  • Player: Yes?
  • Fairy Godfather: A word-a of advice. You be-a careful not to cause da trouble for da folk while you are in Zanaris. Ciao.
  • Player: ?
  • (End of dialogue)
• What's going on here?
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• Where's the Fairy Queen's throne gone?
  • (Transcript missing. edit)

Trying to talk to Fairy Godfather after asking about the Queen

• Slim Louie: Da Boss is a busy fairy! He don' have time to talk to yous humans. Vamoose!
• (End of dialogue)

After killing Tanglefoot

• Fairy Godfather: Ciao [player name]. I am-a glad to see-a yous back! I was-a worried that the Tanglefoot would-a kill-a you too.
• Player: You needn't have worried I managed to kill it!
• Fairy Godfather: Ben fatto, my friend! Da folk-a dey owe yous a great-a deal! So did-a yous getta back da Queen Bee's magic power?
• If the player doesn't have Queen's secateurs with them
  • Player: I don't have the Fairy Queen's secateurs with me.
  • Fairy Godfather: Ah, [player name]. I can-a do nutting to help-a da Queen Bee without-a da secateurs. Please, bring-a dem to me as soon as-a you can!
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player has Queen's secateurs with them:
  • Player: I obtained this pair of Enchanted secateurs, I think they must contain the Queen's missing magic.
  • Fairy Godfather: Grazie infinite! I will give-a dem to da healing fairy. Da Queen Bee, she will-a soon be strong again!
  • Congratulations! Quest complete!

After completing Fairytale I

• The Godfather is ignoring you.
• (End of dialogue)

After finding Fairy Queen and Fairy Nuff missing

• Where is the Fairy Queen?
  • Player: Godfather! Where is the Fairy Queen?
  • Fairy Godfather: Whata are you-a talking about?
  • Player: I've just been to Fairy Nuff's cave and when I got there I found it ransacked! Everything has been broken and the Fairy Queen and Fairy Nuff are missing!
  • Fairy Godfather: Essere nel panico! You-a say datta Queen Bee, she izza meesing? Theez izza terreeble! Who could-a have done such a theeng? We musta find her! I weel organise a search-a party right-a-way!
  • Player: Calm down! Let's think this through carefully.
  • Do you have any idea who could have done this?
    • Player: Do you have any idea who could have done this?
    • Fairy Godfather: Errm...no! None atta all! Da Queen Bee, she izza well liked by-a everyone.
    • Player: That's not very helpful.
    • (Shows other options)
  • Where could she have been taken to?
    • Player: Where could she have been taken to?
    • Fairy Godfather: Ze keednapper must-a have taken her through-a da fairyreengs. Dey weel-a be long gone by-a now.
    • Player: We must go after them!
    • Fairy Godfather: Yes! We must-a, but most-a of da folk are away from Zanaris atta the momento.
    • Player: Well tell me what to do and I'll go myself.
    • Fairy Godfather: Ye-es, dat izza good idea. Hokay, you may use-a da fairyreengs. Talk-a to da co-ordinator, she will-a explain-a to you how to use-a da reengs, but you must-a promees me dat you weel come-a back-a here, eef you
    • Fairy Godfather: find-a her. Whoever keednapped her must-a be very powerful. You find-a da Queen Bee and den-a yous come right back here and we will-a rescue her together. Hokay?
    • Yes, okay.
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    • No, I'll rescue her myself.
      • Player: No, I'll rescue her myself.
      • Fairy Godfather: Oh no, dat eet eez no good. Yous wanna to be da hero, but what-a about me? She izza my queen! No, no. You cannot-a use-a da fairyreengs
      • (End of dialogue)
• Where have all the fairies gone?
  • Player: Where have all the fairies gone?
  • Fairy Godfather: Da people are mostly out-a and about-a tryeeng to keep-a theengs working. Eet izza not easy weeth da Queen Bee notta here!
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to Fairy Godfather again after denying his request

• Fairy Godfather: Ah, [player name], yous hassa changed your mind? Yous weel-a come and getta me before yous rescue da Queen Bee? Only den can-a I geev yous permission to use-a da reengs.
• Oh, okay then.
  • Player: Oh, okay then.
  • Fairy Godfather: Good, I knew-a you would change-a your mind. Now I just-a need you to sign-a dis scroll before I geev-a yous da permission to use-a da fairyreengs.
  • (Contract scroll interface pops up.)
  • Player: I am not signing this! It says I am indebted to you until you release me!
  • Fairy Godfather: Eet does? Oh, sorry, must-a geeven yous da wrong-a scroll. Tell-a yous what, yous hazza da honest face, so I'll trust-a yous. Go ahead, use-a da fairyreengs, but just-a make sure dat yous come-a back here and tell-a
  • Fairy Godfather: me when-a yous finda da Queen Bee, like-a yous promised. Now go-a and talk-a to da co-ordinator. She-a weel tell-a yous how da fairyreengs work.
  • (End of dialogue)
• No, there's no chance of that happening.
  • Player: No, there's no chance of that happening.
  • Fairy Godfather: Yous weel change-a your mind. Come and talk-a to me me yous do.
  • (End of dialogue)

Contract scroll

"I (insert full name here) do hereby swear fealthy and indebtedness to the Fairy Godfather until such time as he releases me from my bond. Signed (insert full name and date here)"

After getting permission to use the Fairy Rings

• Fairy Godfather: [player name], you are-a back! Have-a you found da Queen Bee?
• Player: Err, no, not yet.
• Fairy Godfather: Den whatta are you doing-a back here? Go and-a search for her!
• (End of dialogue)

After Fairytale II

• Player: Err, Godfather, I can't help noticing that there seems to be Orcs wandering around Zanaris.
• Fairy Godfather: Yous just-a better keep-a your nose outa my business. I's da Godfather and I's da one who's inna charge here.
• (End of dialogue)

Using Nuff's certificate on him

• 

  You show the certificate to the Godfather.
• Player: Do you know what these strange marks mean?
• Fairy Godfather: For why you show-a me dat? Eez very nice to see yous learning to draw! Bravo!
• (End of dialogue)

Treasure Trails

Hard

• Fairy Godfather: Ah, iz-a you. I make-a you an offer, eh? Iz-a good offer. You can't-a refuse it.
• Player: What?
• Fairy Godfather: You tell-a me ze answer to dis, si?
• 

  The Fairy Godfather has given you a challenge scroll!
• (Player receives a challenge scroll.)
• (End of dialogue)

When spoken to again

• Fairy Godfather: You tell-a me your answer, si?
• When given the wrong answer:
  • Fairy Godfather: Iz-a no good.
  • (End of dialogue)
• When given the correct answer:
  • Fairy Godfather: Grazie infinite!
  • When given another clue scroll:
    • 

      The Fairy Godfather has given you another clue scroll!
    • (Player receives another clue scroll.)
    • (End of dialogue)
  • When given a reward casket:
    • 

      You've obtained a casket!
    • (Player receives a reward casket.)
    • (End of dialogue)