Transcript:Ali the Barman

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Reason: Should have a pre-quest and post-quest section, currently transcript is a weird amalgam of both. There's also some weird stuff going on with his "tell Traitorous Ali someone poisoned his drink" dialogue option
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Standard dialogue

• Player: Hello there.
• Ali the Barman: Good day. Can I help you with anything?
• Select an Option
• Yes, I'd like a drink please.
  • Player: Yes, I'd like a drink please.
  • (The Asp & Snake Bar. interface opens.)
• What's going on in town?
  • Player: What's going on in town?
  • Ali the Barman: Nothing much really. About what you'd expect from a sleepy little town like ours.
  • Player: What about those two gangs? That seems exciting.
  • Ali the Barman: They're paying customers, so I won't rock the boat if you don't mind.
  • Ali the Barman: Is there anything else I can help you with?
    • Select an Option
    • No thanks I'm ok.
      • Player: No thanks I'm ok. Thanks for your time.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • Yes, I'd like to talk about something else.
      • (Shows initial options)
• I'm looking for Traitorous Ali.
  • (Transcript missing. edit)
• I'm looking for Ali from Pollnivneach.
  • Player: I'm looking for Ali from Pollnivneach.
  • Ali the Barman: Well, I'm called Ali and from here. Do you want me?
  • Player: Do you have an uncle called Ali?
  • Ali the Barman: Actually all my uncles are called Ali!
  • Player: Oh dear, well do any of them have a stall in the Bazaar in Al Kharid?
  • Ali the Barman: Um... no.
  • Player: Well do you know if anyone here does?
  • Ali the Barman: That's a difficult question to answer. Everyone in the town have uncles called Ali.
  • Ali the Barman: Is there anything else I can help you with?
  • Select an Option
  • No thanks I'm ok.
    • (Same as above)
  • Yes, I'd like to talk about something else.
    • (Same as above)
• The 'Asp and Snake'? What a strange name for a bar.
  • Player: The 'Asp and Snake'? What a strange name for a bar.
  • Ali the Barman: Maybe around these parts. Were you expecting it to have 'Ali' in the name?
  • Ali the Barman: I did think about calling it 'Ali's', but then it'd get confused with the Camel Shop, the Kebab House, the Mayor's residence...
  • Player: Yes, I get your point. It's a perfectly fine name.
  • Ali the Barman: Is there anything else I can help you with?
  • Select an Option
  • No thanks I'm ok.
    • (Same as above)
  • Yes, I'd like to talk about something else.
    • (Same as above)