Transcript:Felkrash
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During Ratcatchers
- Player: Hello, the face[sic] said that you were looking to talk with me.
- Felkrash: Indeed, word has gotten to me from our other ratcatcher chapters that you are quite a talent.
- Player: Well I can't take all the credit, I've had more than a little help from my cat.
- Felkrash: Modesty, a trait seldom displayed by adventurers these days.
- Felkrash: Too many more like you and I'll lose half of my business.
- Player: Why is that?
- Felkrash: Epic poems of bravery and heroics aren't usually commissioned by the shy and retiring.
- Player: Smokin' Joe said that you know lots about training wily cats.
- Felkrash: Indeed I do. It's for this very reason that I requested to talk to you.
- Player: So you will show me how to turn my cat into a wily cat?
- Felkrash: No, not yet.
- Player: *Sighs.*
- Felkrash: No I need you to carry out just one task for me.
- Player: Well experience has taught me to expect as much, what must I do?
- Felkrash: Nothing too difficult, just rid the port of every single rat, with just one action.
- Player: What?
- Player: Are you serious?
- Felkrash: Deadly.
- You see a manic glint in her eye which you had previously missed.
- Player: But why? Why one stroke, why not a slow eradication?
- Felkrash: I want to write a new poem.
- Player: But...
- Player: I am touched that you want to write an epic poem about me, but why can't you write the poem about seagulls or daffodils or something?
- Felkrash: Well seagulls rarely make good central characters. They're a bit too ... uhm.... flighty.
- Felkrash: Besides the poem is about me not you.
- Player: Sorry I don't follow.
- Felkrash: I myself carried out the very same feat once upon a time.
- Player: So why do you need me to repeat your most heroic of feats?
- Felkrash: It's all about objectivity and integrity. I need to be utterly divorced from the process.
- Player: Umm... ok, I suppose.
- Player: So can you tell me how you went about achieving this?
- Felkrash: No. Therein lies the challenge.
- Player: *Sigh* Why does it always have to be like this?
- (End of dialogue)
Before ridding the port of rats
- Felkrash: You haven't completed the task yet.
- Player: What do I have to do again?
- Felkrash: Rid the port of all its rats with one action.
- Player: I'd better get to it then.
- (End of dialogue)
After hearing The Face's story
- Player: I think I know how to carry out the task.
- Felkrash: Has the face[sic] being[sic] telling tall tales again?
- Player: Oh no, she didn't say a word.
- Player: Really she didn't.
- (End of dialogue)
Once the rats have been taken care of
- Player: Ha! I did it. Did you see me?
- Felkrash: Yes I saw that, now what can I do for you? Don't keep me overly long, I'm trying to complete my poem.
- Player: Can you show me how to train my cat into a wily cat?
- If the player does not have a lazy cat:
- Felkrash: I can only train overgrown cats into wilycats[sic].
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player does not have a lazy cat:
- Felkrash: You already have a mature cat, look after that first.
- (End of dialogue)
- (Transcript missing - Unknown condition edit):
- Felkrash: You should really name your cat.
- (Transcript missing. edit)
After Ratcatchers
- Can you train my cat for me?
- Player: Can you show me how to train my cat into a wily cat?
- If the player has an overgrown cat:
- Your overgrown cat has grown into a lean mean hunting cat.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has a wily cat:
- Felkrash: You already have a mature cat, look after that first.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player does not have a wily or lazy cat:
- Felkrash: I can only train overgrown cats into wilycats[sic].
- (End of dialogue)
- Can you rename my cat?
- Player: Can you rename my cat?
- If the player has a wily or lazy cat:
- Cat naming interface opens.
- Upon pressing enter on the interface with a cat out on the ground and cat-speak ability:
- Cat: Hey [username], you finally got around to naming me.
- Player: Sorry I took so long, [catname], it took a while to come up with a name for you.
- (End of dialogue)
- Upon pressing enter on the interface with a cat out on the ground without cat-speak ability:
- Cat: Miaaow!
- Player: Can you tell me more about Wily cats?
- (Same as below)
- If the player does not have a wily or lazy cat:
- Felkrash: I'll only help you name wily or lazy cats. Bring me one and I'll help you out.
- (End of dialogue)
- Can you tell me more about the pits?
- Player: Can you tell me more about the pits?
- Felkrash: Well what do you want to know?
- Do you have any pointers for me and my cat?
- Player: Do you have any pointers for me and my cat?
- Felkrash: You should wear an amulet of catspeak. It will allow you to organise tactics with your cat.
- Player: What would be the best tactic to adopt then?
- Felkrash: Well, that depends on your outlook, whether you're ready to risk your cat's life or not and how defensive or aggressive you want your cat to be.
- I will not risk my cat's life.
- Player: I will not risk my cat's life.
- Felkrash: Well if that's the case then your[sic] are left with two choices.
- Felkrash: You can adopt an ultra defensive strategy, which increases your cat's hitpoints and defence, the drawback to this is that your cat will flee sooner.
- Felkrash: Your other option is to adopt a less defensive strategy which will allow your cat to stay in the pit for longer.
- I think I would adopt a very defensive strategy.
- Player: I think I would adopt a very defensive strategy[sic]
- Felkrash: In that case you should tell your cat, 'Just take care of yourself cat.'
- Player: Thanks for your help.
- Felkrash: Do you have any other questions about the pits?
- I'd like to ask you...
- (Shows previous-to-previous-to-previous options)
- No thanks
- (Same as below)
- I think I would adopt a less defensive strategy.
- Player: I think I would adopt a less defensive strategy.
- Felkrash: In that case you should tell your cat, 'Stay in for as long as you can.'
- Player: Thanks for your help.
- Felkrash: Do you have any other questions about the pits?
- I'd like to ask you...
- (Shows previous-to-previous-to-previous options)
- No thanks
- (Same as below)
- I am willing to risk my cat if it improves my chances.
- Player: I am willing to risk my cat, if it increases my chances of victory.
- Felkrash: In that case you are left with two choices.
- Felkrash: You could go for all out attack which will boost your cat's attack and strength, but weaken it
- Felkrash: or go for a less aggressive stance which will increase your cat's strength and attack to a lesser degree, but carries no defensive penalties.
- I think I would adopt a very aggressive strategy.
- Player: I think I would adopt a very aggressive strategy[sic]
- Felkrash: In that case you should tell your cat, 'Go berserk!'
- Player: Thanks for your help.
- Felkrash: Do you have any other questions about the pits?
- I'd like to ask you...
- (Shows previous-to-previous-to-previous options)
- No thanks
- (Same as below)
- I think I would adopt a less aggressive strategy.
- Player: I think I would adopt a less aggressive strategy.
- Felkrash: In that case you should tell this to your cat, 'No guts, no glory!'
- Player: Thanks for your help.
- Felkrash: Do you have any other questions about the pits?
- I'd like to ask you...
- (Shows previous-to-previous-to-previous options)
- No thanks
- (Same as below)
- What benefits does my cat get from training in the pits?
- Player: What benefits does my cat get from training in the pits?
- Felkrash: It depends on what kind of cat you have.
- Felkrash: In the Port Sarim pits, your cat will become happier and fitter after fighting.
- Player: Thanks for your help.
- Felkrash: Do you have any other questions about the pits?
- I'd like to ask you...
- (Shows previous options)
- No thanks
- Player: No thanks.
- (End of dialogue)
- Can you tell me more about wily cats?
- Player: Can you tell me more about Wily cats?
- Felkrash: Of course, of course, they're the highest form of cat that I know of.
- Felkrash: They're tougher, stronger and faster than other variations of cat, they can catch butterflies and kalphite larva and are far superior to any other type of cat at hunting.
- Player: So is there any drawbacks to owning them?
- Felkrash: Wily cats need looking after or else they get fat and lazy.
- Player: So how do I look after them then?
- Felkrash: The key is to keep it active, bring it hunting or to the ratpits regularly.
- Felkrash: Try keep it happy too, they can be a little nasty when they're cranky.
- Player: What happens if I neglect my cat.. not that I would or anything?
- Felkrash: They would get fat and lazy, be much worse at hunting and would show you up as a really poor cat trainer.
- Player: Can I retrain my lazy cat?
- Felkrash: Yes you can get your lazy cat back in shape with a lot of rat catching, but you really shouldn't let it get into that state in the first place.
- (End of dialogue)