Transcript:Gee
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Standard dialogue
- Gee: Hello there, can I help you?
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- Select an Option
- Where am I?
- Player: Where am I?
- Gee: This is the town of Lumbridge my friend.
- Select an Option
- How are you today?
- (Same as below)
- Do you know of any quests I can do?
- (Same as below)
- Your shoe lace is untied.
- (Same as below)
- How are you today?
- Player: How are you today?
- Gee: Aye, not too bad thank you. Lovely weather in Gielinor this fine day.
- Player: Weather?
- Gee: Yes weather, you know.
- Gee: The state or condition of the atmosphere at a time and place, with respect to variables such as temperature, moisture, wind velocity, and barometric pressure.
- Player: ...
- Gee: Not just a pretty face eh? Ha ha ha.
- (End of dialogue)
- Are there any quests I can do here?
- Player: Do you know of any quests I can do?
- Gee: What kind of quest are you looking for?
- Select an Option
- I fancy a bit of a fight, anything dangerous?
- Gee: Hmm.. dangerous you say? What sort of creatures are you looking to fight?
- Select an Option
- Big scary demons!
- Player: Big scary demons!
- Gee: You are a brave soul indeed.
- Gee: Now that you mention it, I heard a rumour about a fortune-teller in Varrock who is rambling about some kind of greater evil.. sounds demon-like if you ask me.
- Gee: Perhaps you could check it out if you are as brave as you say?
- If the player has not completed Demon Slayer:
- Player: Thanks for the tip, perhaps I will.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has completed Demon Slayer:
- Player: I've already killed the demon Delrith. He was merely a stain on my sword when I was finished with him!
- Gee: Well done! However I'm sure if you search around the world you will find more challenging foes to slay.
- (End of dialogue)
- Vampyres!
- Player: Vampyres!
- Gee: Ha ha. I personally don't believe in such things. However, there is a man in Draynor Village who has been scaring the village folk with stories of vampyres.
- Gee: He's named Morgan and can be found in one of the village houses. Perhaps you could see what the matter is?
- If the player has not completed Vampyre Slayer:
- Player: Thanks for the tip.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has completed Vampyre Slayer:
- Player: Oh I have already killed that nasty blood-sucking vampyre. Draynor will be safe now.
- Gee: Yeah, yeah of course you did. Everyone knows vampyres are not real....
- Player: What! I did slay the beast..I really did.
- Gee: You're not fooling anyone you know.
- Player: ..Huh.. But... Hey! I did... believe what you like.
- (End of dialogue)
- Small.. something small would be good.
- Player: Small.. something small would be good.
- Gee: Small? Small isn't really that dangerous though is it?
- Player: Yes it can be! There could be anything from an evil chicken to a poisonous spider. They attack in numbers you know!
- Gee: Yes ok, point taken. Speaking of small monsters, I hear old Wizard Mizgog in the wizards' tower has just had all his beads taken by a gang of mischievous imps.
- Gee: Sounds like it could be a quest for you?
- If the player has not completed Imp Catcher:
- Player: Thanks for your help.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has completed Imp Catcher:
- Player: Yes I know of Mizgog and have already helped him with his imp problem. It took me ages to find those beads!
- Gee: Imps will be imps!
- (End of dialogue)
- Maybe another time.
- Player: Maybe another time.
- (End of dialogue)
- Something easy please, I'm new here.
- Player: Something easy please, I'm new here.
- Gee: I can tell you about plenty of small easy tasks.
- Gee: The Lumbridge cook has been having problems, the Duke is confused over some strange talisman and on top of all that, poor lad Romeo in Varrock has girlfriend problems.
- Tell me about..
- The Lumbridge cook.
- Player: Tell me about the Lumbridge cook.
- Gee: It's funny really, the cook would forget his head if it wasn't screwed on. This time he forgot to get ingredients for the Duke's birthday cake.
- Gee: Perhaps you could help him? You will probably find him in the Lumbridge Castle kitchen.
- If the player has not completed Cook's Assistant:
- Player: Thank you. I shall go speak with him.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has completed Cook's Assistant:
- Player: I have already helped the cook in Lumbridge.
- Gee: Oh yes, so you have. I am sure the Duke will be pleased.
- (End of dialogue)
- The Duke's strange talisman.
- Player: Tell me about the Duke's strange talisman.
- Gee: Well the Duke of Lumbridge has found a strange talisman that no one seems to understand. Perhaps you could help him? You can probably find him upstairs in Lumbridge Castle.
- If the player has not completed Rune Mysteries:
- Player: Sounds mysterious. I may just do that. Thanks.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has completed Rune Mysteries:
- Player: Yes, I have already solved the Rune mysteries.
- Gee: Ah excellent. Thank you very much adventurer.
- (End of dialogue)
- Romeo and his girlfriend.
- Player: Tell me about Romeo and his girlfriend please.
- Gee: Romeo in Varrock needs help with finding his beloved Juliet, you may be able to help him out.
- Gee: Unless of course you manage to find Juliet first in which case she has probably lost Romeo.
- If the player has not completed Romeo & Juliet:
- Player: Right, ok. Romeo is in Varrock?
- Gee: Yes you can't miss him, he's wandering aimlessly in the square.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has completed Romeo & Juliet:
- Player: Oh yes, I've already helped Romeo in the best possible way I can...
- Gee: Really?
- Player: Yup.
- Gee: ...How?
- Player: He thinks Juliet is dead...
- Gee: Well.. ok.. well done... I think...
- (End of dialogue)
- Maybe another time.
- (Same as above)
- I'm a thinker rather than fighter, anything skill oriented?
- Player: I'm a thinker rather than fighter, anything skill orientated?
- Gee: Skills play a big part when you want to progress in knowledge throughout Gielinor. I know of a few skill- related quests that can get you started.
- Gee: You may be able to help out Fred the farmer who is in need of someones crafting expertise.
- Gee: Or, there's always Doric the dwarf who needs an errand running for him?
- Tell me about..
- Fred the farmer.
- Player: Tell me about Fred the farmer please.
- Gee: You can find Fred next to the field of sheep in Lumbridge. Perhaps you should go and speak with him.
- If the player has not completed Sheep Shearer:
- Player: Thanks, maybe I will.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has completed Sheep Shearer:
- Player: I have already helped Fred the farmer. I sheared his sheep and made 20 balls of wool for him.
- Player: He wouldn't let me kill his chickens though.
- Gee: Lumbridge chickens do make good target practice.
- Gee: You will have to wait until he isn't looking.
- (End of dialogue)
- Doric the dwarf.
- Player: Tell me about Doric the dwarf.
- Gee: Doric the dwarf is located north of Falador. He might be able to help you with smithing. You should speak to him. He may let you use his anvils.
- If the player has not completed Doric's Quest:
- Player: Thanks for the tip.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has completed Doric's Quest:
- Player: Yes, I've been to see Doric already. He was happy to let me use his anvils after I ran a small errand for him.
- Gee: Oh good, Thank you [player name]!
- (End of dialogue)
- Maybe another time.
- (Same as above)
- I want to do all kinds of things, do you know of anything like that?
- Player: I want to do all kinds of things, do you know of anything like that?
- Gee: Of course I do. Gielinor is a huge place you know, now let me think...
- Gee: Hetty the witch in Rimmington might be able to offer help in the ways of magical abilities..
- Gee: Also, pirates are currently docked in Port Sarim, Where pirates are, treasure is never far away...
- Gee: Or you could go help out Ernest who got lost in Draynor Manor, spooky place that.
- Tell me about..
- Hetty the Witch.
- Player: Tell me about Hetty the witch.
- Gee: Hetty the witch can be found in Rimmington, south of Falador. She's currently working on some new potions. Perhaps you could give her a hand? She might be able to offer help with your magical abilities.
- If the player has not completed Witch's Potion:
- Player: Ok thanks, let's hope she doesn't turn me into a potato or something..
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has completed Witch's Potion:
- Player: Yes, I have already been to see Hetty, she gave me super cosmic powers after I helped out with her potion! I could probably destroy you with a single thought!
- Gee: Did she really?
- Player: No not really...
- Gee: Right.....
- (End of dialogue)
- Pirate's treasure.
- Player: Tell me about Pirate's Treasure.
- Gee: RedBeard Frank in Port Sarim's bar, the Rusty Anchor, might be able to tell you about the rumored treasure that is buried somewhere in Gielinor.
- If the player has not completed Pirate's Treasure:
- Player: Sounds adventurous, I may have to check that out. Thank you.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has completed Pirate's Treasure:
- Player: Yarr! I already found the booty!
- Gee: Yarr indeed my friend. A most excellent find.
- Player: Yarr!
- Gee: Yarrr!
- Player: YARRR!
- Gee: Right, that's enough of that!
- Player: ..Sorry.
- (End of dialogue)
- Ernest and Draynor Manor.
- Player: Tell me about Ernest please.
- Gee: The best place to start would be at the gate to Draynor Manor. There you will find Veronica who will be able to tell you more.
- Gee: I suggest you tread carefully in that place; it's haunted.
- If the player has not completed Ernest the Chicken:
- Player: Sounds like fun. I've never been to a Haunted Manor before.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has completed Ernest the Chicken:
- Player: Yeah, I found Ernest already. Professor Oddenstein had turned him into a chicken!
- Gee: A chicken!?
- Player: Yeah a chicken. It could have been worse though.
- Gee: Very true, poor guy.
- (End of dialogue)
- Maybe another time.
- (Same as above)
- Maybe another time.
- (Same as above)
- Where can I get a haircut like yours?
- Player: Where can I get a haircut like yours?
- Gee: Yes, it does look like you need a hairdresser.
- Player: Oh thanks!
- Gee: No problem. The hairdresser in Falador will probably be able to sort you out.
- Gee: The Lumbridge general store sells useful maps if you don't know the way.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 2
- Select an Option
- What's up?
- Player: What's up?
- Gee: I assume the sky is up..
- Player: You assume?
- Gee: Yeah, unfortunately I don't seem to be able to look up.
- (End of dialogue)
- Are there any quests I can do here?
- (Same as above)
- Can I buy your stick?
- Player: Can I buy your stick?
- Gee: It's not a stick! I'll have you know it's a very powerful staff!
- Player: Really? Show me what it can do!
- Gee: Um..It's a bit low on power at the moment..
- Player: It's a stick isn't it?
- Gee: ...Ok it's a stick.. But only while I save up for a staff. Zaff in Varrock square sells them in his shop.
- Player: Well good luck with that.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 3
- Select an Option
- Do you have anything of value which I can have?
- Player: Do you have anything of value which I can have?
- Gee: Are you asking for free stuff?
- Player: Well... er... yes.
- Gee: No I do not have anything I can give you. If I did have anything of value I wouldn't want to give it away.
- (End of dialogue)
- Are there any quests I can do here?
- (Same as above)
- Can I buy your stick?
- (Same as above)
- Dialogue 4
- Select an Option
- Where am I?
- (Same as above)
- How are you today?
- (Same as above)
- Are there any quests I can do here?
- (Same as above)
- Your shoe lace is untied.
- Player: Your shoe lace is untied.
- Gee: No it's not!
- Player: No you're right. I have nothing to back that up.
- Gee: Fool! Leave me alone!
- (End of dialogue)
During The Lost Tribe
- Gee: Hello there, can I help you?
- Select an Option
- Where am I?
- (Same as above)
- How are you today?
- (Same as above)
- Are there any quests I can do here?
- (Same as above)
- Your shoe lace is untied.
- (Same as above)
- Do you know what happened in the castle cellar?
- Player: Do you know what happened in the castle cellar?
- Gee: I heard the wall collapsed or something. I don't know why. Perhaps you could get to the bottom of this mystery!
- (End of dialogue)