Transcript:General Wartface
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This transcript involves dialogue with General Bentnoze, General Wartface, Grubfoot, and the player.
Standard dialogue
Talking to General Bentnoze or General Wartface
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- General Bentnoze: When Chosen Commander come to speak to us again?
- Player: I don't know. I don't think she was making any progress when she spoke to you before.
- General Wartface: We listen to whatever she say!
- General Bentnoze: Yeah, as long as she agree with truths of Big High War God!
- General Wartface: Goblins mighty, war good, Big High War God greatest god!
- Player: I don't think Zanik is likely to say any of that.
- General Bentnoze: Then she not come here again!
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 2
- General Wartface: Human! Did you save chosen commander from horrible fate?
- Player: Yes! She's fine now!
- General Bentnoze: That good. Big High War God smile on you now. You honourary goblin!
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 3
- General Wartface: Me tell Mudknuckles make worm stew for dinner.
- General Bentnoze: Me not like worm stew! Tell him make beetle pie!
- General Wartface: Beetle pie give you wind! You smell bad enough already!
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 4
- General Bentnoze: Shut up Grubfoot!
- Grubfoot: But me not say anything!
- General Wartface: Shut up Grubfoot!
- General Bentnoze: Shut up Wartface!
- General Wartface: Shut up Bentnoze!
- Grubfoot: Shut up generals!
- General Bentnoze: Shut up Grubfoot!
- Player: Shut up goblins!
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 5
- General Wartface: Last night I have vision of chosen commander. She say me biggest general, so me lead village.
- General Bentnoze: You not have vision! You make that up!
- General Wartface: In my vision, chosen commander say you say that. So now I know it true.
- General Bentnoze: Well... I have vision too. Chosen commander say me big general!
- General Wartface: That not fair! Me have vision first!
- General Bentnoze: Chosen commander also say you fat and stupid.
- General Wartface: Shut up!
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 6
- General Wartface: Now you've solved our argument we gotta think of something else to do.
- General Bentnoze: Yep we bored now.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 7
- General Bentnoze: What we do now Wartface?
- General Wartface: Me dunno... maybe we change armour colour again.
- General Bentnoze: Human, what colour you think best?
- Player: What about brown?
- General Wartface: Yeah brown is nice.
- General Bentnoze: Thanks human.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 8
- General Bentnoze: Our soldiers need better weapons. We give them all warhammers!
- General Wartface: No no give them battleaxes!
- General Bentnoze: Axes stupid! They things you cut wood with!
- General Wartface: But hammers things you put nails in wood with! At least axes sharp!
- General Bentnoze: You not need sharp when you have strong goblin swinging big lump of iron!
- Player: Do you want me to...
- General Wartface: Shut up human, we sort this one out ourselves!
- (End of dialogue)
When General Bentnoze does not have a line of sight to Wartface
- General Bentnoze: Where's Wartface gone now?
- (End of dialogue)