Transcript:Gnome inspector
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Standard dialogue
Before starting the game
- Gnome inspector: Who have we got here...?
- Player: H... Hello.
- Gnome inspector: So you think you're good enough to win this game, eh?
- Player: I'm counting on it.
- Gnome inspector: We shall see about that!
- Player: So how does this game work?
- Gnome inspector: The aim of the game is to reach 250 points as fast as you can.
- Gnome inspector: To earn points you simply have to put the gingerbread in your hopper.
- Gnome inspector: Of course, there's a catch. Each gingerbread has different qualities, thus different point values. I'll let you figure out which one is best.
- Gnome inspector: Here's a hint: don't put any red and crumbled gingerbread into your hopper. It will give you negative points.
- Gnome inspector: You can be cheeky and put those inside other competitor's hoppers, as a saboteur.
- Gnome inspector: I expect only the highest quality of gingerbread in my establishment.
- Gnome inspector: Keep one eye on the other players as they might try to slow you down.
- Are you ready to start the second game?
- Yes.
- The game begins
- (End of dialogue)
- No.
- Player: I think I want to have a look around first.
- Gnome inspector: I'll be waiting!
- (End of dialogue)
When the player is given bad gingerbread
- Gnome inspector: Be careful, you've got some awful gingerbread with you... I wouldn't put them in your hopper, maybe another player's?
After the player completes the second game
- Gnome inspector: You must now answer the hardest riddle known to gnomekind, in order to proceed to the final!
- Player: I'm ready.
- Gnome inspector: I am tall when I am young, and I am short when I am old.
- What am I?
- Gnome.
- Player: A Gnome?
- Gnome inspector: Well yes, I am a gnome, but the riddle wasn't about me!
- Gnome inspector: Gosh what I wouldn't give to be tall when I was young.
- Gnome inspector: Have another go.
- (Shows previous options)
- Flower.
- Gnome inspector: That's not quite right, have another go.
- (Shows previous options)
- Human.
- Player: A Human! Ha, I've got it.
- Gnome inspector: Sadly not correct [player name].
- Gnome inspector: You seem very old, you've been round here a while. You're not shorter than me though.
- Player: Well, that's not hard.
- Gnome inspector: Don't be cheeky [player name]! Now quickly solve this riddle.
- (Shows previous options)
- Candle.
- Player: A candle?
- Gnome inspector: That's correct!
- Gnome inspector: Good luck in the final [player name]. You're going to need it.
- (End of dialogue)
After completing the event
- Gnome inspector: How's it going [player name]?
- Player: I'm pine thanks, I still have crumbs in places I didn't know I had.
- Gnome inspector: Icy what you did there.
- Select an Option
- Do you enjoy being a festive game host?
- Player: Do you enjoy it here?
- Gnome inspector: Absolutely, I've had some of the best times in my life doing all this quality control.
- Gnome inspector: I wouldn't be the gnome I am today without it.
- Player: That sounds lovely.
- (Shows previous options)
- What's your story?
- Player: So what's your story?
- Gnome inspector: Good question, where do I begin...
- Gnome inspector: I used to be a Head Chef at the Tree Gnome Stronghold.
- Player: Oh yeah?
- Gnome inspector: I was the best of the best.
- Gnome inspector: WHERE'S THE FROG SAUCE! I used to shout.
- Gnome inspector: Great times.
- Player: Then you ended up in Santa's Nutcracker Pub?
- Gnome inspector: You know it. Apparently Santa was getting complaints about the quality of his gingerbread gnomes.
- Gnome inspector: So he asked me to step in. Free ticket onto his Nice List too.
- Gnome inspector: I mean just look at this place. It's amazing!
- Player: It is indeed.
- (Shows previous options)
- Happy Holidays!
- Player: Happy Holidays!
- Gnome inspector: You too [player name].
- (End of dialogue)