Transcript:H.A.M. Guard

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Standard dialogue

• If the player is wearing full H.A.M. robes:
  • H.A.M. Guard: Hello [Brother/Sister], you fit in much better now that you're correctly attired. Before you stuck out like a sore thumb! Keep your eyes peeled though; I've heard there are thieves amongst us!
• Select an Option
• What are all you people doing here?
  • Player: What are all you people doing here?
  • A random dialogue is selected from the following:
  • Dialogue 1
    • H.A.M. Guard: Many of us disagree with the king about what freedoms the local monster population should have. We're taking a stand and mobilising our forces against the monstrous hordes.
  • Dialogue 2
    • H.A.M. Guard: I'm totally in awe of Johanhus, he really knows what's what. I know he keeps going on about monsters and it's clear there are too many of them, so hey, I agree with whatever Johanhus says.
  • Dialogue 3
    • H.A.M. Guard: We're against the monsters..like Johanhus says...we don't like them...you know.
  • (Shows initial options)
• Who are you and what do you do here?
  • Player: Who are you and what do you do here?
  • H.A.M. Guard: I'm a strong believer in the non-monsters policy...we should really get rid of them...and if that means I have to live in a cave like a monster, so be it!
  • (Shows initial options)
• What do you think you're going to achieve?
  • Player: What do you think you're going to achieve?
  • H.A.M. Guard: We want a world without monsters, to live in safety and without fear of being attacked by these ferocious beasts.
  • Player: But there aren't that many ferocious beasts in the towns and cities.
  • H.A.M. Guard: That's not enough, we want to get rid of them totally, we want to enjoy the surrounding lands and not worry about our children playing in caves and so on.
  • (Shows initial options)
• Where did all you people come from?
  • Player: Where did all you people come from?
  • H.A.M. Guard: Most of us came from small towns that had been attacked by monsters. We all got fed up with it and so decided to join this movement. We're hoping to return to the towns and cities when we've cleaned up the areas
  • H.A.M. Guard: that these monsters live in.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Ok, thanks.
  • Player: Ok, thanks.
  • (End of dialogue)