Transcript:Heckel Funch

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Standard dialogue

• Player: Hello there.
• Heckel Funch: Good day to you my friend, a beautiful one at that. Would you like some groceries? I have all sorts. Alcohol also, if you're partial to a drink.
• No thank you.
  • Player: No thank you.
  • Heckel Funch: Ahh well, all the best to you.
  • (End of dialogue)
• I'll have a look.
  • Player: I'll have a look.
  • Heckel Funch: There's a good human.
  • (Funch's Fine Groceries interface opens.)

Gnome Restaurant dialogue

• If the player doesn't have the correct item in their inventory:
  • Although you have found your customer you don't appear to have brought the correct food with you! You need [a/some] [ordered gnome food/drink item]!
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player has a premade item in their inventory:
  • Premade dishes will not do I'm afraid. Only hand made Gnome Cuisine is good enough for customers of Aluft Aloft.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player has the correct item in their inventory:
  • You hand over your delivery of [a/some] [ordered gnome food/drink item] to Heckel Funch
  • Heckel Funch: Hey! Thanks a lot mate. You're a diamond.
  • If the player does have a reward token available:
    • You have [number] credits towards your free delivery token. You may get [number] pieces of gnome food delivered to you.
    • If the player has an unclaimed reward token:
      • Don't forget to pick up your free delivery token from Aluft Gianne jnr.
    • If the player has claimed their reward token:
      • (End of dialogue)
• If the player ran out of time:
  • Your delivery is too late! Go back to Aluft jnr. to get another order. You discard your delivery box as you don't need it any more.
  • (End of dialogue)

Treasure Trails

Hard

• (Player receives a puzzle box.)
• Heckel Funch: Please do puzzle for me human!
• 

  Heckel Funch has given you a puzzle box!
• (Player receives a puzzle box.)
• (End of dialogue)

When holding the puzzle box

• If the puzzle box is not solved:
  • Heckel Funch: No, that's wrong I'm afraid.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the puzzle box is solved:
  • Heckel Funch: Well done, human!
  • When given another clue scroll:
    • 

      Heckel Funch has given you another clue scroll!
    • (Player receives another clue scroll.)
    • (End of dialogue)
  • When given a reward casket:
    • (Transcript missing. edit)