Transcript:Jimmy Dazzler
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Standard dialogue
Before starting Ratcatchers
- (Transcript missing. edit)
After completing Ratcatchers
- Jimmy Dazzler: Ah, [player name]. Back for more intonation?
- Select an Option
- Can you tell me where I can find...
- Select an Option
- Grimesquit and Phingspet
- Player: Can you tell me where I can find Phingspet and Grimesquit?
- Jimmy Dazzler: They live in the sewers below Varrock.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Please don't say hello from me.
- (End of dialogue)
- Hooknosed Jack
- Player: Can you tell me where I can find Hooknosed Jack?
- Jimmy Dazzler: He hangs around in a rather unfashionable part of Varrock. He likes a good scrap, does Jack.
- (End of dialogue)
- Smokin' Joe
- Player: Can you tell me where I can find Smokin' Joe?
- Jimmy Dazzler: If the old rascal's lungs haven't given up yet, you should find him in Keldagrim.
- (End of dialogue)
- The Face
- Player: Can you tell me where I might find 'The Face'?
- Jimmy Dazzler: Port Sarim is your best bet.
- (End of dialogue)
- Felkrash
- Player: Can you tell me where I might find Felkrash?
- Jimmy Dazzler: The Boss?
- Jimmy Dazzler: You'll find her in Port Sarim, probably in the Rat Pits there.
- Player: She's your boss?
- Jimmy Dazzler: Well, sort of. She's the unofficial leader of the Ratcatchers.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Nobody elected her or anything.
- Player: Got it. She's the boss.
- (End of dialogue)
- Can you tell me more about the Rat Pits?
- Player: Can you tell me more about the pits?
- If the player does not have the Rat Pits manual:
- Jimmy Dazzler: Here take this, you might find it useful.
- You are handed the rat pits manual.
- (Continues below)
- Jimmy Dazzler: What do you want to know?
- Select an Option
- Do you have any pointers for me and my cat?
- Player: Do you have any pointers for me and my cat?
- Jimmy Dazzler: You should wear an Amulet of Catspeak. It will allow you to organise tactics with your cat.
- Player: What would be the best tactic to adopt then?
- Jimmy Dazzler: Well, that depends on your outlook, whether you're ready to risk your cat's life or not and how defensive or aggressive you want your cat to be.
- Select an Option
- I will not risk my cat's life.
- Player: I will not risk my cat's life.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Well if that's the case then you're left with two choices.
- Jimmy Dazzler: You can adopt an ultra defensive strategy, which increases your cat's hitpoints and defence but causes it to flee sooner.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Or you can adopt a less defensive strategy, which will allow your cat to stay in the pit for longer.
- Select an Option
- I think I would adopt an ultra defensive strategy.
- Player: I think I would adopt a very defensive strategy[sic]
- Jimmy Dazzler: In that case you should tell your cat: 'Just take care of yourself, cat.'
- Player: Thanks for your help.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Do you have any other questions about the pits?
- Select an Option
- I'd like to ask you...
- (Shows initial options)
- No thanks
- Player: No thanks.
- (End of dialogue)
- I think I would adopt a less defensive strategy.
- Player: I think I would adopt a less defensive strategy.
- Jimmy Dazzler: In that case you should tell your cat: 'Stay in for as long as you can.'
- Player: Thanks for your help.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Do you have any other questions about the pits?
- Select an Option
- I'd like to ask you...
- (Same as above)
- No thanks
- (Same as above)
- I am willing to risk my cat if it improves my chances.
- Player: I am willing to risk my cat, if it increases my chances of victory.
- Jimmy Dazzler: In that case you are left with two choices.
- Jimmy Dazzler: You could go for all out attack which will boost your cat's attack and strength, but weaken it.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Or, go for a less aggressive stance, which will increase your cat's strength and attack to a lesser degree, but carries no defensive penalties.
- Select an Option
- I think I would adopt a very aggressive strategy.
- Player: I think I would adopt a very aggressive strategy.
- Jimmy Dazzler: In that case you should tell your cat: 'Go berserk!'
- Player: Thanks for your help.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Do you have any other questions about the pits?
- Select an Option
- I'd like to ask you...
- (Same as above)
- No thanks
- (Same as above)
- I think I would adopt a less aggressive strategy.
- Player: I think I would adopt a less aggressive strategy.
- Jimmy Dazzler: In that case you should tell your cat: 'No guts, no glory!'
- Player: Thanks for your help.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Do you have any other questions about the pits?
- Select an Option
- I'd like to ask you...
- (Same as above)
- No thanks
- (Same as above)
- What benefits does my cat get from training in the pits?
- Player: What benefits does my cat get from training in the pits?
- Jimmy Dazzler: It depends on what kind of cat you have.
- Jimmy Dazzler: In the Ardougne pits, your kitten will grow up faster whether it wins or loses.
- Player: What if it wins then?
- Jimmy Dazzler: It will gain more experience, it'll be happier, and it'll be fed, too.
- Player: Thanks for your help.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Do you have any other questions about the pits?
- Select an Option
- I'd like to ask you...
- (Same as above)
- No thanks
- (Same as above)
- Can you show me to the Rat Pits?
- Player: Can you show me to the Rat Pits?
- Jimmy Dazzler: See that ladder there? That's the way in.
- Player: Thanks.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Good luck!
- (End of dialogue)
- How do you spell your name again?
- Player: How do you spell your name again?
- Jimmy Dazzler: J-I-M-M-Y D-A-Z-Z-L-E-R.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Why?
- Player: Ever thought about putting a '1' in it?
- Jimmy Dazzler: Why on Gielinor would I do that?
- Player: Might add a bit of pizzazz, that's all.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Pizzazz, you say? I'll think about it.
- (End of dialogue)
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Historical dialogue
Before starting Ratcatchers
- Jimmy Dazzler: What's your name and your business here?
- Player: My name is [player name], and I have a couple of questions for you.
- Jimmy Dazzler: No.
- Player: What do you mean by no?
- Jimmy Dazzler: That just isn't the ticket. I don't know you nor I will not answer any questions.[sic] Now get gone from here, you'll attract unwanted attention to me.
- Player: As if those 'clothes' you're wearing wouldn't do that already.
- (End of dialogue)
After completing Ratcatchers
- Jimmy Dazzler: Ah [player name] aren't you just the ticket?
- Can you tell me where I would find...
- Grimesquit and Phingspet
- Player: Can you tell me where I could find Phingspet and Grimesquit?
- Jimmy Dazzler: You can find those vile harpies in the sewers of Varrock.
- Jimmy Dazzler: ~Jimmy shudders when he thinks of them.
- Jimmy Dazzler: If you ask me it's too good a place for them.
- (End of dialogue)
- Hooknosed Jack
- Player: Can you tell me where I could find Hooknosed Jack?
- Jimmy Dazzler: He should be in the roughest area of Varrock knowing him. He likes a good scrap does Jack.
- (End of dialogue)
- Smokin' Joe
- Player: Can you tell me where I could find Smokin Joe?
- Jimmy Dazzler: You won't find him around here. They wouldn't let a filthy old dwarf like him into a civilised town like this.
- Player: Well if he's not here where would I find him?
- Jimmy Dazzler: If the old rascal's lungs haven't given up yet, you should find him in Keldagrim, the city of Dwarves.
- (End of dialogue)
- The face
- Player: Can you tell me where I would find 'The Face'?
- Jimmy Dazzler: Old pugly, my oh my but did she ever get her comeuppance.
- Player: Old pugly?
- Jimmy Dazzler: Pug ugly.
- Bones: She's worse than that.
- Player: She is?
- Bones: Her looks are the stuff of legend. She's so ugly she ...
- Player: You guys are really nasty.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Believe me she deserves everything she gets!
- Player: What did she do?
- Jimmy Dazzler: I couldn't possibly tell you, but be careful around her.
- Player: Will you please tell me where I could find her?
- Jimmy Dazzler: She'll be in or around Port Sarim I reckon.
- (End of dialogue)
- Felkrash
- Player: Can you tell me where I would find Felkrash?
- Jimmy Dazzler: The Boss?
- Jimmy Dazzler: You'll find her in Port Sarim, probably in the ratpits.
- Player: She's your boss?
- Jimmy Dazzler: Well sort of, she's the unofficial head of the rat catchers.
- (End of dialogue)
- Can you tell me more about the pits?
- Player: Can you tell me more about the pits?
- If the player does not have a copy of Book (Ratpits):
- Jimmy Dazzler: Here take this, you might find it useful[sic]
- You are handed a manual concerning the ratpits.
- (Continues below)
- Jimmy Dazzler: Well what do you want to know?
- Do you have any pointers for me and my cat?
- Player: Do you have any pointers for me and my cat?
- Jimmy Dazzler: You should wear an amulet of catspeak. It will allow you to organise tactics with your cat.
- Player: What would be the best tactic to adopt then?
- Jimmy Dazzler: Well, that depends on your outlook, whether you're ready to risk your cat's life or not and how defensive or aggressive you want your cat to be.
- I will not risk my cat's life.
- Player: I will not risk my cat's life.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Well if that's the case then your[sic] are left with two choices.
- Jimmy Dazzler: You can adopt an ultra defensive strategy, which increases your cat's hitpoints and defence, the drawback to this is that your cat will flee sooner.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Your other option is to adopt a less defensive strategy which will allow your cat to stay in the pit for longer.
- I think I would adopt a very defensive strategy.
- Player: I think I would adopt a very defensive strategy[sic]
- Jimmy Dazzler: In that case you should tell your cat, 'Just take care of yourself cat.'
- Player: Thanks for your help.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Do you have any other questions about the pits?
- I'd like to ask you...
- (Shows previous-to-previous-to-previous options)
- No thanks
- Player: No thanks.
- (End of dialogue)
- I think I would adopt a less defensive strategy.
- Player: I think I would adopt a less defensive strategy.
- Jimmy Dazzler: In that case you should tell your cat, 'Stay in for as long as you can.'
- Player: Thanks for your help.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Do you have any other questions about the pits?
- I'd like to ask you...
- (Shows previous-to-previous-to-previous options)
- No thanks
- (Same as above)
- I am willing to risk my cat if it improves my chances.
- Player: I am willing to risk my cat, if it increases my chances of victory.
- Jimmy Dazzler: In that case you are left with two choices.
- Jimmy Dazzler: You could go for all out attack which will boost your cat's attack and strength, but weaken it
- Jimmy Dazzler: or go for a less aggressive stance which will increase your cat's strength and attack to a lesser degree, but carries no defensive penalties.
- I think I would adopt a very aggressive strategy.
- Player: I think I would adopt a very aggressive strategy[sic]
- Jimmy Dazzler: In that case you should tell your cat, 'Go berserk!'
- Player: Thanks for your help.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Do you have any other questions about the pits?
- I'd like to ask you...
- (Shows previous-to-previous-to-previous options)
- No thanks
- (Same as above)
- I think I would adopt a less aggressive strategy.
- Player: I think I would adopt a less aggressive strategy.
- Jimmy Dazzler: In that case you should tell this to your cat, 'No guts, no glory!'
- Player: Thanks for your help.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Do you have any other questions about the pits?
- I'd like to ask you...
- (Shows previous-to-previous-to-previous options)
- No thanks
- (Same as above)
- What benefits does my cat get from training in the pits?
- Player: What benefits does my cat get from training in the pits?
- Jimmy Dazzler: It depends on what kind of cat you have.
- Jimmy Dazzler: In the Ardougne pits your kitten will grow up faster, whether it wins or loses.
- Player: What if it wins then?
- Jimmy Dazzler: It will gain more experience and will become happier and will be fed.
- Player: Thanks for your help.
- Jimmy Dazzler: Do you have any other questions about the pits?
- I'd like to ask you...
- (Shows previous options)
- No thanks
- (Same as above)
- Can you show me to the rat pits?
- Player: Can you show me to the rat pits?
- Jimmy Dazzler: The pits lie below this very pub.