Transcript:Lalli
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Before The Fremennik Trials
- Player: Hello there.
- Lalli: Bah! Puny humans always try steal Lallis' golden apples! You go away now!
- Player: Uh.... okay...
- (End of dialogue)
Attempting to put anything in Lalli's Stew
- Lalli: Hey human! You not put things in Lalli's food unless Lalli ask you to! It am very impolite, even for human!
- (End of dialogue)
Attempting to enter Lalli's cave
- Lalli: Hey human! You not go in my house! It where me keep all my stuff!
- Player: Uh.... okay...
- (End of dialogue)
During The Fremennik Trials
- Player: Hello there.
- Lalli: Bah! Puny humans always try steal Lallis' golden apples! You go away now!
- Player: Actually, I'm not after your golden apples. I was wondering if I could have some golden wool; I need it to string a lyre.
- Lalli: Ha! You not fool me human! Me am smart! Other trolls so jealous of how brainy I are, they kick me out of camp and make me live down here in cave! But me have last funny!
- Lalli: Me find golden apples on tree and me build wall to stop anyone who not Lalli eating lovely golden apples! Did me not tell you I are smart?
- Player: Yes, yes, you are incredibly clever. Now please can I have some golden wool?
- Lalli: Hum, me think you not really think I are clever. Me think you is trying trick Lalli. Me not like you as much as other human. He give me present. I give him wool.
- Other human?
- Player: Other human? You mean someone else has been there and you gave them wool?
- Lalli: Human call itself Askeladden! It not trick Lalli, Lalli do good deal with human! Stupid human get some dumb wool, but did not get golden apples!
- Player: I see... okay, well, bye!
- (End of dialogue)
- No, honest, you're REALLY clever.
- Player: No, honest, you're REALLY clever. Why, I could not contemplate a mere chicanery with an advanced intellect such as you currently present.
- Lalli: Grrr! Why you insult me stupid human? Me know it are because you jealous of Lalli's huge brain and you try steal apples!
- (End of dialogue)
- Can I give you a present?
- Player: Can I give you a present? Or maybe exchange you something for some wool?
- Lalli: Ha! You stupid human! You think you trick Lalli? Me know you want my golden apples Well! You not get them! HAHAHA!
- Player: Erm... okay then.
- (End of dialogue)
After acquiring a pet rock
- Player: Hello there.
- Lalli: Bah! Puny humans always try steal Lallis' golden apples! You go away now!
- Player: Wait! I have something that might interest you... a pet rock!
- Lalli: Hah! You think me stupid or something human? Me already got one! Me don't want lotta baby rocks either, so me don't want another one around the place!
- Player: Please... all I want is some of your golden wool...
- Lalli: Stupid human think he can trick me into giving away some golden apples! Hah! Golden apples is all me got to eat, you not get them, no way!
- Player: Hmm... So you're hungry? I think I will have the perfect thing for you to eat... I just need to get myself an onion, a potato and a cabbage...
- You have a cunning plan to trick this troll. You need your pet rock, a cabbage, a potato and an onion.
- (End of dialogue)
Talking to Lalli again
- Player: Hello there.
- Lalli: Bah! Puny humans always try steal Lallis' golden apples! You go away now!
- Lalli: Unless you got tasty food for Lalli. Then I might trade you for it.
- If the player has all of the ingredients:
- Player: As a matter of fact I do!
- Player: So tell me, Lalli. Have you ever tried a human delicacy known as stone soup?
- Lalli: What? Me am not stupid human! Everyone know cannot make food from stone!
- Player: Well, that is where you are wrong. I will now put this rock, into your cauldron over there, and make soup from it.
- Lalli: Why you need other stuff too then?
- Player: Ah, that is simply seasoning. Stone soup is delicious by itself, but the taste is really brought out if you use onion, potato and cabbage too.
- Lalli: Me have to try this! Me will swap you your wool if you not trick me and really can make soup out of a stone.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player does not have all of the ingredients:
- Player: Actually I don't...
- Lalli: Hah! Me knew it! You human just try trick Lalli into giving away golden apple! Me not as stupid as you look!
- (End of dialogue)
After putting an ingredient in Lalli's Stew
- Lalli: It am ready now?
- Player: Not just yet...
- (End of dialogue)
After putting the final ingredient in Lalli's Stew
- Lalli: It am ready now?
- Player: Indeed it is. Try it and see.
- Lalli: Hmm... YUM! That are delicious! Me never know human know to make soup out of stone? It some special stone?
- Player: Indeed it is. But I'm willing to trade it.
- Lalli: Let me think about that, me like to think.
- (End of dialogue)
Talking to Lalli again
- Player: Hello there.
- Lalli: Your soup very tasty, human! But me still not want trade golden apples for your stone. Me think pet rock get jealous.
- Player: I. DON'T. WANT. ANY. GOLDEN. APPLES. ALL. I. WANT. IS. A. GOLDEN. FLEECE.
- Lalli: Gee, sorry human, all you have do is ask, me not need you to shout. You act like you think Lalli am stupid or something...
- If the player has enough inventory space:
- Lalli: Here you go. Hah! Me trick you human! All you got is worthless golden fleece! Me got very rare soup-making stone!
- (Player receives golden wool.)
- Player: Glad you're happy Lalli!
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player does not have enough inventory space:
- Lalli: Me would give you golden fleece if me think you have enough room in your invetinary[sic].
- (End of dialogue)
Standard dialogue after The Fremennik Trials
- Player: Hello there.
- Lalli: Ha! Stupid human! You no get any golden apples! Even though me much like stone soup!
- Player: Can I please have some more golden wool?
- Lalli: Me will sell you some golden wool, but me not sell you any golden apples!
- Player: How much for the golden wool?
- Lalli: Me want 1000 coins! You pay or go!
- Pay
- If the player has enough coins:
- Player: Is that all? Here you go!
- (Player gives 1000 coins.)
- (Player receives golden wool.)
- Lalli: Ha! Stupid human think he buy golden apples, but actually get stupid wool! Hahaha!
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player does not have enough coins:
- Player: I don't have that much cash on me...
- Lalli: Well stupid bad trade human don't get no wool then! Or any golden apples!
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has enough coins:
- Don't pay
- Lalli: You no pay, then you go! You no get any golden apples!
- (End of dialogue)
Using a bowl on Lalli's Stew after quest
- Lalli: Hey human! You not go back on deal! Me know you stupid at trades but that stone mine now! All soup mine!
- (End of dialogue)