Transcript:Lazim
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Once, after completing Enakhra's Lament
- Lazim: Well, thank you, adventurer. You've just deprived me of a wonderful chance to learn from one of Zamorak's first followers.
- Player: What? What about that treasure you were looking for?
- Lazim: You utter imbecile! Did you think I was looking for gold?
- Player: Um... sorry.
- Lazim: 'Sorry' won't bring those Mahjarrat back.
- Lazim: *sigh* I might as well stay to study this temple. It has some interesting magical properties.
- Player: Ooh, you're a mage? Can you teach me any spells?
- Lazim: Well...
- Lazim: If you really want to learn my spells, you'll have to dedicate yourself to Zamorak.
- Select an Option
- I couldn't do that!
- Player: I couldn't do that!
- Lazim: Then you won't be learning any of my spells.
- Lazim: Ha ha ha ha!
- Player: You're not very nice, are you?
- Lazim: What did you expect from a Zamorakian mage?
- (End of dialogue)
- Sure, sign me up!
- Player: Sure, sign me up!
- Lazim: You really thought I would teach you my secrets just like that? Ha ha ha! You are a naive fool.
- Player: That's not very nice of you.
- Lazim: I'm a mage of Zamorak, after all. What else do you expect?
- (End of dialogue)
Standard dialogue
If the player has lost the Camulet
- Lazim: How are you and your defective brain doing nowadays, adventurer?
- Player: I've lost the amulet that Akthanakos gave me.
- Lazim: You really are an idiot, aren't you? You dropped it in here when you left. Try not to lose it next time.
- (End of dialogue)
If the player has not upgraded the Camulet
- Lazim: How are you and your defective brain doing nowadays, adventurer?
- Player: Hey! That's not very nice.
- Lazim: I'm not very nice. If you want to see who ruined all of my plans, adventurer, just look in a mirror.
- Player: Suit yourself. At least I got a nice amulet for my trouble.
- Lazim: About that amulet - I might be able to improve it for you, for a fee. Have you got it with you?
- Player: Yes, I've got it here.
- Lazim: Yes, it's what I thought. This amulet will run out of charges all the time, if you keep using it. For one million coins I can give it unlimited charges.
- Select an Option
- Why do you need so much money for it?
- Player: Why do you need so much money for it?
- Lazim: Three reasons. Firstly, I'm a Zamorakian mage - we're not big on charity work. Secondly, I want the money. Finally, in case you need reminding, I hate you.
- If the player does not have at least 1 million coins:
- Player: Right. Well, I haven't got that kind of money on me.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has at least 1 million coins:
- Okay, here's one million coins.
- Player: Okay, here's one million coins.
- (End of dialogue)
- I'm not interested.
- Player: I'm not interested.
- Lazim: Your loss.
- (End of dialogue)
- Maybe another time.
- Player: Maybe another time.
- (End of dialogue)
If the player has upgraded the Camulet
- Lazim: How are you and your defective brain doing nowadays, adventurer?
- Player: Hey! That's not very nice.
- Lazim: I'm not very nice. If you want to see who ruined all of my plans, adventurer, just look in a mirror.
- Player: Suit yourself. At least I got a nice amulet for my trouble.
- Lazim: And don't forget who gave it unlimited charges for you!
- (End of dialogue)