Transcript:Miner (Jatizso)

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Standard dialogue

After completing The Fremennik Isles

• A random dialogue is selected from the following:
• Dialogue 1
  • Miner: Gah! Trolls everywhere. There's no escape!
  • Player: You could just leave the mine.
  • Miner: Oh, I'd never thought of that.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 2
  • Miner: This place rocks!
  • Player: No it doesn't, it stays perfectly still.
  • Miner: Bah! Be quiet, pedant.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 3
  • Miner: High hoe, high hoe!
  • Player: Why are you singing about farming implements at altitude?
  • Miner: I don't know, I've never thought about it. Ask my Dad, he taught me the song.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 4
  • Player: How's your prospecting going?
  • Miner: Mine's going pretty well.
  • Player: ...
  • Miner: Mine? Mine...you get it?
  • Player: Oh, I got it. That doesn't make it funny though.
  • Miner: Suit yourself.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 5
  • Miner: I've been here for two days straight. When I close my eyes I see rocks.
  • Player: Why would anyone stay here for so long?
  • Miner: I fear the outside. I fear the big light.
  • Player: Oh dear. Being underground for so long may have driven you mad.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Dialogue 6
  • Miner: My back is killing me!
  • Player: Could be worse, it could be the trolls killing you.
  • Miner: How very droll.
  • Player: No, troll.
  • Miner: Bah! I resist your attempts at jollity.
  • (End of dialogue)