Transcript:Murky Matt (runes)
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Standard dialogue (members)
- Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, what is it that ye be wantin? I can tell ye all about the prices of runes, or perhaps I could combine the charges on yer teleport jewellery.
- Select an Option
- What's a pirate doing here?
- Player: What's a pirate doing here?
- Murky Matt (runes): By my sea-blistered skin, I could ask the same of you!
- Player: But... I'm not a pirate?
- Murky Matt (runes): No? Then what's that smell? The smell o' someone spent too long at sea without a bath!
- Player: I think that's probably you.
- Murky Matt (runes): Har har har! We've got a stern landlubber 'ere! Well, let me tell ye, I'm here for the Grand Exchange! Gonna cash in me loot!
- Player: Don't you just want to sell it in a shop or trade it to someone specific?
- Murky Matt (runes): By my wave-battered bones! Not when I can sell to the whole world from this very spot!
- If Lunar Diplomacy has been completed:
- Player: You pirates are nothing but trouble! Why, once I travelled to Lunar Isle with a bunch of your type, and spent days sailing around in circles!
- Murky Matt (runes): Then ye must know me brother! Murky Pat!
- Player: Hmmm. Not so sure I remember him.
- Murky Matt (runes): Well, 'e be on that ship for sure. And I remember 'im tellin' me about some [guy/gal] like ye, getting all mixed up with curses and cabin boys.
- Player: Yes! That was me!
- Murky Matt (runes): Ye sure be a different character.
- (Continues below)
- Select an Option
- Tell me about the prices of runes.
- (Same as below)
- Combine the charges on my teleport jewellery, please.
- (Same as below)
- I got to go, erm, swab some decks! Yarr!
- (Same as below)
- Tell me about the prices of runes.
- Player: Tell me about the prices of runes.
- The Grand Exchange market guide prices of runes are displayed.
- Combine the charges on my teleport jewellery, please.
- Player: Combine the charges on my teleport jewellery, please.
- If the player has no jewellery that can be combined:
- Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, ye've got nothing that I can combine.
- (End of dialogue)
- (Transcript missing - This condition is unconfirmed. edit)
- Unknown exact condition, possible if the player has only one piece of dragonstone jewellery:
- Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, ye've nothing I can combine. Maybe ye needs to take yer stuff up to the Wilderness and charge it on the Fountain of Rune. It be more powerful than me.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player does not have inventory space:
- Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, I think ye be a bit short of inventory space.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has enough inventory space and jewellery to be decanted:
- All jewellery in the inventory is decanted.
- Murky Matt (runes): Arr, all done.
- (End of dialogue)
- I hear you deal in rings of forging?
- Player: I hear you deal in rings of forging?
- If the player does not have any ruby rings if their inventory:
- Murky Matt (runes): Arrrr, bring me yer ruby rings to enchant.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has ruby rings, but less than 250 coins:
- Murky Matt (runes): Arrrr, but they arrre 250gp per ring.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has ruby rings and at least 250 coins:
- Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, 250gp per ring. How many would ye like me to enchant?
- How many rings of forging? (player input)
- If the player inputs 0:
- Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, be seeing ya.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player inputs more than 0:
- (Player gives # of ruby rings and # of rings × 250 coins.)
- (Player receives # of rings of forging.)
- Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, pleasure doin' business with ya.
- (End of dialogue)
- I got to go, erm, swab some decks! Yarr!
- Player: I got to go, erm, swab some decks! Yarr!
- Murky Matt (runes): Defer your speech right there! Quit this derogatory and somewhat narrow-minded allusion that all folks of sea voyage are only concerned with washing the decks, looking after parrots and drinking rum. I'll have ye
- Murky Matt (runes): know there is much more to a pirate than meets the eye.
- Player: Aye-aye, captain!
- Murky Matt (runes): ...
- Player: Oh, come on! Lighten up!
- (End of dialogue)
Standard dialogue (F2P)
- Murky Matt (runes): Arrr, what is it that ye be wantin? I can tell ye all about the prices of runes.
- Select an Option
- What's a pirate doing here?
- Player: What's a pirate doing here?
- Murky Matt (runes): By my sea-blistered skin, I could ask the same of you!
- Player: But... I'm not a pirate?
- Murky Matt (runes): No? Then what's that smell? The smell o' someone spent too long at sea without a bath!
- Player: I think that's probably you.
- Murky Matt (runes): Har har har! We've got a stern landlubber 'ere! Well, let me tell ye, I'm here for the Grand Exchange! Gonna cash in me loot!
- Player: Don't you just want to sell it in a shop or trade it to someone specific?
- Murky Matt (runes): By my wave-battered bones! Not when I can sell to the whole world from this very spot!
- If Lunar Diplomacy has been completed:
- Player: You pirates are nothing but trouble! Why, once I travelled to Lunar Isle with a bunch of your type, and spent days sailing around in circles!
- Murky Matt (runes): Then ye must know me brother! Murky Pat!
- Player: Hmmm. Not so sure I remember him.
- Murky Matt (runes): Well, 'e be on that ship for sure. And I remember 'im tellin' me about some [guy/gal] like ye, getting all mixed up with curses and cabin boys.
- Player: Yes! That was me!
- Murky Matt (runes): Ye sure be a different character.
- (Continues below)
- Select an Option
- Tell me about the prices of runes.
- (Same as above)
- I got to go, erm, swab some decks! Yarr!
- (Same as above)
- Tell me about the prices of runes.
- (Same as above)
- I hear you deal in rings of forging?
- (Same as above)
- I got to go, erm, swab some decks! Yarr!
- (Same as above)
Overhead dialogue
- Every 250 to 350 ticks:
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- No! Me prices, they be goin' down!
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 2
- Arrr! Another good sale!
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 3
- I'm lovin' this Grand Exchange! Arrr!
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 4
- Sure be a busy place, today.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 5
- Yarrr! I'm gonna be rich, I tell ye!
- (End of dialogue)