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Varrock gets Makeover!
The city of Varrock is the latest recipient of a complete makeover. When interviewed, King Roald said, 'In order to keep visitors coming to see the sights of our beautiful capital, we felt that tidying-up the city would be more effective than just issuing a decree - make sure you visit the new museum while you are here.'
Obituaries
Goblin-Died
Giant Rat-Died
Unicorn-Died
Varrock Guard-Died
Varrock Guard-Died
Varrock Guard-Died
Bear-Died.
Classifieds
Lowe's Archery Emporium for the finest ranging weapons in town!
Time to party! Visit the Fancy Dress Shop for all your party outfits.
The Dancing Donkey - cold beer always in stock.