Transcript:Odd Old Man
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Starting Rag and Bone Man I
- Odd Old Man: Can I help you with something?
- Player: Well, err...who are you, and what are all these bones doing here?
- Odd Old Man: Errr...
- Sack: Mumblemumble
- Odd Old Man: I'm an archaeologist. I work with the museum.
- Player: An archaeologist?
- Odd Old Man: Yes.
- Player: Well that explains the bones...sort of...but what are you doing all the way out here?
- Odd Old Man: Errr...
- Sack: Mumblemumble. Mumblemumblemumble.
- Odd Old Man: I'm collecting bones for the museum.
- Odd Old Man: They have asked me to rig up some displays of second and third age creatures using their bones, so that people can come and...well, look at them.
- Odd Old Man: I need to get them into some sort of order before I begin, but I've run into a bit of a snag.
- Player: What sort of a snag?
- Odd Old Man: Well, I need to have all the bones I'm going to use here, and placed into some sort of order.
- Odd Old Man: However, I seem to have discovered I am a few short.
- Anything I can do to help?
- Player: Anything I can do to help?
- Odd Old Man: Errr...
- Sack: Mumblemumble
- Odd Old Man: There is something you could do for me. I'm going to be busy...err...
- Sack: Mumble
- Odd Old Man: Sorting, yes, sorting these bones out ready for the museum, but I need a few more.
- Odd Old Man: Will you help me out by grabbing some?
- Yes
- Rag and Bone Man I is started.
- Player: Yes. I'll give you a hand.
- Odd Old Man: You will? Excellent!
- Sack: Snicker.
- Player: Where do you need me to dig?
- Odd Old Man: Dig?
- Sack: Mumblemumble
- Odd Old Man: Oh, you must have got the wrong end of the stick.
- Odd Old Man: I need some fresh, whole bones to replace ones that have become damaged.
- Player: What?
- Odd Old Man: Err...
- Sack: Mumblemumblemumblemumblemumble. Mumblemumblemumblemumble. Mumble.
- Player: Excuse me...
- Sack: Shhh!
- Player: Sorry...
- Sack: Mumblemumble. Mumblemumblemumble.
- Odd Old Man: Ok, got it.
- Odd Old Man: Ok, here is the thing. While sorting out what bones I do have I managed to lose or damage a few. If you can get me some fresh, unbroken bones to use as replacements then I can get on with things.
- Odd Old Man: That make things clearer?
- Player: Well, it makes some sense I suppose...
- Odd Old Man: Great. If you can get me a bone from a Goblin, a Bear, a Big Frog, a Ram, a Unicorn, a Monkey, a Giant rat and a Giant Bat then I'll be able to move on with the...
- Odd Old Man: Displays...
- Player: So you just want me to bring you these bones and that will be that?
- Odd Old Man: Well, I wouldn't mind you sticking them in a pot and boiling them in vinegar first, if you don't mind.
- Odd Old Man: There is a Wine Merchant in Draynor called Fortunato that sells the stuff you'll need.
- Odd Old Man: You can even use my pot-boiler if you want.
- Player: Why do I need to boil them in vinegar?
- Odd Old Man: It gets them bright and sparking white.
- Odd Old Man: It's an archaeologist thing.
- Odd Old Man: Just put the bone in a pot of vinegar, throw some logs on the fire, put the pot in the holder and light the logs.
- Odd Old Man: It takes a while for the vinegar to evaporate, but the bone will be nice and clean in the end.
- Player: All right, I'll be back later.
- Odd Old Man: Bye!
- (End of dialogue)
- No
- Player: No.
- Odd Old Man: Oh...I see.
- Odd Old Man: Well, never mind me young man, I'll just stagger over here under my massive burden, and continue my thankless task.
- Odd Old Man: Unaided and alone...
- Player: Wow, trying a guilt trip much?
- (End of dialogue)
- Well, good luck with that.
- Player: Well good luck with that!
- Odd Old Man: Thanks stranger!
- Odd Old Man: What a polite young man...
- Odd Old Man: Well, back to work!
- (End of dialogue)
- Where is that mumbling coming from?
- Player: Where is that mumbling coming from?
- Odd Old Man: Errr...
- Sack: Mumblemumble
- Odd Old Man: What mumbling?
- Odd Old Man: Anyway, I have enough problems of my own without dealing with a delusional adventurer.
- (Shows other options)
Historical dialogue
- (Same as above)
- Yes
- Rag and Bone Man I is started.
- Player: Yes. I'll give you a hand.
- Odd Old Man: You will? Excellent!
- Sack: Sniggersnigger
- Player: Where do you need me to dig?
- (Same as above)
After initally declining the quest
- Player: Hello there!
- Player: I was just passing and I wondered if you still needed someone to help with the bones?
- Odd Old Man: Errr...
- Sack: Mumblemumble
- Odd Old Man: There is something you could do for me. I'm going to be busy...err...
- Sack: Mumble
- Odd Old Man: Sorting, yes, sorting these bones out ready for the museum, but I need a few more.
- Odd Old Man: Will you help me out by grabbing some?
- Yes
- (Same as above)
- No
- (Same as above)
- Where is that mumbling coming from?
- (Same as above)
Talking to him again while not holding any bones
- Odd Old Man: Have you brought me any bones?
- Player: Not at the moment. Can you just give me a run down on which bones I have left to get?
- Odd Old Man: Sure.
- If the player still needs a Goblin bone:
- Sack: Mumblemumble
- Odd Old Man: You still need to bring me a Goblin bone.
- Odd Old Man: Goblins are relatively common. I hear there is a house full of them around Lumbridge in fact.
- If the player still needs a Bear bone:
- Sack: Mumblemumble
- Odd Old Man: You still need to bring me a Bear bone.
- Odd Old Man: I heard that there are some Bears over by the Legends' Guild, near Ardougne.
- If the player still needs a Big Frog bone:
- Sack: Mumblemumble
- Odd Old Man: You still need to bring me a Big Frog bone.
- Odd Old Man: This might be a little tricky as you will need to go into the Lumbridge Swamp caves. You will need a light source! Never forget your light source down there!
- If the player still needs a Ram bone:
- Sack: Mumblemumble
- Odd Old Man: You still need to bring me a Ram bone.
- Odd Old Man: I'm sure you will be able to find a ram wherever there are sheep.
- If the player still needs a Unicorn bone:
- Sack: Mumblemumble
- Odd Old Man: You still need to bring me a Unicorn bone.
- Odd Old Man: I seem to remember that there were Unicorns south of Varrock, I think they might be there still.
- If the player still needs a Monkey bone:
- Sack: Mumblemumble
- Odd Old Man: You still need to bring me a Monkey bone.
- Odd Old Man: Monkeys tend to live in Jungle areas, like Karamja. I think they are pretty plentiful there if I remember correctly.
- If the player still needs a Giant Rat bone:
- Sack: Mumblemumble
- Odd Old Man: You still need to bring me a Giant Rat bone.
- Odd Old Man: If you can't find one in a sewer, then you might want to try looking in some caves.
- If the player still needs a Giant Bat bone:
- Sack: Mumblemumble
- Odd Old Man: You still need to bring me a Giant Bat bone.
- Odd Old Man: Giant bats tend to live underground, but I have heard there are a few near the Coal Pits.
- Odd Old Man: Did you get all that?
- Player: Yes. I'll get right on it.
- Sack: Mumblemumble
- Odd Old Man: Don't forget to boil them in vinegar first.
- Odd Old Man: Just chuck some logs into the pit, put the bone in the pot of vinegar and drop it onto the pot-boiler. Then light the logs and wait for the the vinegar to boil away.
- Player: Ok, I'll remember.
- (End of dialogue)
Handing in some bones
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Trying to hand in unclean bones
(Transcript missing. edit)
Trying to hand in a bone while its in a pot of vinegar
(Transcript missing. edit)
Finishing up
- Player: I have some bones for you.
- Odd Old Man: Great! Let me take a look at them.
- Odd Old Man: That's the last of them!
- Odd Old Man: The museum will be thrilled to know I've completed the collection.
- Player: Well I'm just glad I could help.
- Sack: Mumblemumble
- Odd Old Man: Well you've been a big help and no mistake.
- Odd Old Man: I'm always on the lookout for fresh bones, so if you see some bring them right over.
- Player: No problem, I'll be sure to bring anything you might like over if I find something.
- Player: I can't wait to see the displays once they are finished.
- Quest complete!
- (End of dialogue)
After Rag and Bone Man II
- If the player chose the ram skull helm (or both items) after completing Rag and Bone Man II and no longer possesses it:
- Player: Can I have a replacement helm? I managed to lose the last one.
- Odd Old Man: No problem. I have plenty after all.
- Player: Thanks!
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player chose the bonesack (or both items) after completing Rag and Bone Man II and no longer possesses it:
- Player: Can I have a replacement bonesack? I managed to lose the last one.
- Odd Old Man: No problem. I have plenty after all.
- Player: Thanks!
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player chose the ram skull helm after completing Rag and Bone Man II and still has possession of it:
- Player: How's the sorting going?
- Odd Old Man: Oh, the 'sorting' is going very well, very well indeed.
- Player: I'm glad to hear it!
- Select an Option
- Could I exchange this helm for the bonesack?
- Player: Can I exchange this helm for the bonesack?
- Odd Old Man: I don't see why not.
- Odd Old Man: There you go.
- Odd Old Man: Come up and see me if you want to swap back.
- (End of dialogue)
- Could I have a bonesack as well?
- Player: Could I have a bonesack as well?
- Odd Old Man: I... do have many of each. I suppose it wouldn't be a problem.
- Odd Old Man: There you go.
- Odd Old Man: Come up and see me if you lose it.
- (End of dialogue)
- Where was that mumbling coming from anyway?
- Player: Where was that mumbling coming from anyway?
- Odd Old Man: Errr...
- Sack: Mumblemumble
- Odd Old Man: What mumbling?
- Odd Old Man: You must be hearing things. I think you need to have a lie down.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player chose the bonesack after completing Rag and Bone Man II and still has possession of it:
- Player: How's the sorting going?
- Odd Old Man: Oh, the 'sorting' is going very well, very well indeed.
- Player: I'm glad to hear it!
- Select an Option
- Could I exchange this bonesack for the helm?
- Player: Can I exchange this bonesack for the helm?
- Odd Old Man: I don't see why not.
- Odd Old Man: There you go.
- Odd Old Man: Come up and see me if you want to swap back.
- (End of dialogue)
- Could I have a helm as well?
- Player: Could I have a helm as well?
- Odd Old Man: I... do have many of each. I suppose it wouldn't be a problem.
- Odd Old Man: There you go.
- Odd Old Man: Come up and see me if you lose it.
- (End of dialogue)
- Where was that mumbling coming from anyway?
- Player: Where was that mumbling coming from anyway?
- Odd Old Man: Errr...
- Sack: Mumblemumble
- Odd Old Man: What mumbling?
- Odd Old Man: You must be hearing things. I think you need to have a lie down.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player owns both the ram skull helm and the bonesack:
- Player: How's the sorting going?
- Odd Old Man: Oh, the 'sorting' is going very well, very well indeed.
- Player: I'm glad to hear it!
- Player: Where was that mumbling coming from anyway?
- Odd Old Man: Errr...
- Sack: Mumblemumble
- Odd Old Man: What mumbling?
- Odd Old Man: You must be hearing things. I think you need to have a lie down.
- (End of dialogue)